Wow, nobody told me Maureen Dowd had her own blog. Salty! Think Rocky Horror Picture Show meets Cory Kahane.
Yeah, nobody does. My point exactly.
Anyway, turns out John Kerry is hung like a Budweiser Clydesdale. Which, who knew? Must remember to giggle next time some flunky calls him “deep.”
In related news: Oh boy, is that ham…? Christ I love Easter.

You missed TMFTML’s‘outing’ of Terry Teachout.
“Is it true how arts mavens are ‘gifted’?”