Help protein wisdom pretend it is still a relevant part of the national political conversation by sending money that I’ll probably just end up blowing on rye whiskey and barely legal lesbian porn!
Or don’t. Like I give a fuck.
MACH II!
*****
update: About half-way there. Thanks to those who’ve contributed so far.
Friday update: Not much change, really.
Monday update: We’re in the home stretch. DON’T MISS OUT ON YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY — WHICH I PROMISE I’LL USE TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY. Even if that means not stiffing the hookers this time by repelling down to the street from a bathroom window.
I’m tired.
PONY UP, BITCHES! THIS IS MACH II, I TELLS YA!
Ok, Mach II, so long as it ain’t Munch II.
Done. I wish it could be more, but I calculated my quarterly tax installment for September recently, and it looks like I’m sending just about everything I’ll have left by then to the Fed and the State.
Seriously? We’re supposed to find something wrong with barely legal lesbian porn? Talk about not knowing your target audience.
Oh! Wait! That’s supposed to make us want to contribute. Well played, Mister Goldstein, well played indeed!
I’ll try and send enough for a bottle of rye. Lord knows I don’t want you pouring together all the little remnants in the bottoms of your old bottles. That’d be at least 50% backwash, so ewwww.
I’ll kick in for some rye, too. The barely legal lesbian porn is free and composes 98.3% of the internet. Or so I’m told.
jeff, if you care about staying relevant, you should know that nobody pays for porn on internet anymore, lesbian or otherwise.
i’ll be in my bunk.
WHY DON’T YOU GO PISS UP A ROPE?!
STupid is my name but it’s too hard to spell so…
– I always knew you were a macher
Let me send out a big, hearty, “Fuck you, asshole,” to ST. If anyone ever deserved one of those, it’s you, neighbor.
WHY DON’T YOU JUST GET A FUCKING JOB LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU’RE BEGGING MONEY FROM?
With FROTUS at the helm? HA! Good sarcasm there ST!
There’s always gotta be one asshole. It’s a fundamental law of the universe.
i don’t have a credit card and if someone would email their address i would send them a check/snausagle@yahoo.com/maggie katzen did this for me once but i lost her address
sorry 4 being a pain/ha! to think people on here thought i was an idjit before/well/te confirmation nuber just came in/
fuck it/pride is a sin
I once had a lot of money, and spent most of it on booze and porn. The rest, I wasted.
Old Playboy party joke, the preamble to a will: “Being of sound mind and body, I spent all my money on chorus girls and liquor.”
ST is just jealous that nobody would piss on him were he on fire and holding a sack of cute little kittens.
I’d grab the kitten probably.
I’m afraid I don’t understand your point.
Isn’t what Jeff does an acceptable, State-approved line of work? He provides a valuable service, in the form of his occasional writings and this lovely meetingplace of truly fine people, and in exchange, we kick him some money at the beginning of each month.
Jeff and his customers exchange their time and money (respectively) for items of higher perceived value, and thus the overall wealth of the country is grown by a tiny little bit. Someone could write a book about.
One I could deal with. My universe seems to be mostly assholes these days.
The kittens, yeah, I’d save the kittens. Other than that…
It.
PayPal is still fucking with me, so I dropped some in the tip jar directly.
After PayPal reminded me that I have money in my PayPal account… THAT THEY WON’T LET ME ACCESS!
o_O
kittens are bjorks minions
meow!
Cinnaminions?
I must’ve read that wrong I thought there was just the one kitten but I’m kinda in a hurry… I spent all morning copying Mr. buttons’ bjork period over to Chicago on messenger now I’m probably not gonna get everything done today I wanted to which is kinda what passes for job security these days I guess
oh. there’s more.
Damned IHOP/Despicable Me commercial is stuck in my head…
#23
Tell me about it.
Jeff
I sold all my old Hustler magazines to a kid down the block for 25 bucks and a bottle of percocets. Split it all with you.
one of the ways to defuse bjork/ put mittens on her/its hands
you’re a better man than i/gunga din
I found a picture of ST, here.
Jeff apparently is a kulak.
What does “ST” stand for? Stupid Tool?
Icelandic Advertising Voiceover Guy: “…so chunky, you’ll be tempted to eat it with a fjork.”
I’d piss on you even if you weren’t on fire ST.
You are a woman, right?
remember the bork hearings?
bjork does
I would say something, but I’m too busy laughing my ass off…
THANK GOD!!! Another fund drive!
I got the tote bag/prayer rug combo from Jeffy Ltd. just last week for pledging the money I was gonna just waste on chemotherapy – and it was worth it! I feel better alrea
Sorry. Passed out for a sec.
If their was any real social-justice in this world, and talent was something that mattered, then Jeff would have a driver pick him up every day at his swank penthouse, and Anderson Cooper would be working the docks for spare change.
(I know, I know, Anderson works the docks now, but in my scenario he wouldn’t be giving it away.)
CNN’s audience consists of angry people trapped in airports who are not watching and they still manage to jack advertisers for millions. It makes no sense.
You can pee on my tits anytime
That really doesn’t verify your womanhood there Barney.
hah that was a Sarah Palin joke
I submit it was an Obama joke happy.
oh, then have I got a deal for you!
Somebody had an anger sandwich for lunch today.
ST person you’re a dick I don’t know why you gotta be like that and jeez it’s Monday or it was
i’d delete your entries for a dun good reason i think
Mewl a little more ST, maybe you can get them back.
…a dick with teats, no less.
better yet add it to your teleprompter feed
Nah, somebody didn’t get enough attention as a child and is taking it out on the rest of the world. ST may grow up one day, but I have my doubts.
ST may grow up one day
I’m afraid there’s nowhere to go up from all caps.
Its thanks to Jeff’s efforts here that the 3rd Amendment is still rock-solid.
I imagine it must be an uber empty life that leads one to hang out in a comment section of someones blog just to let everyone see your hate.
Yet he has a blog, and all you have is a handful of your own shit.
mr st is going for the big time
mr st your opinion on cupcakes pro or con?
also the internationally infamous little debbie question?
ST has been banned here under at least 7 names. Yet still he comes back. To the least influential objectivist blog ever.
And he wants to talk about my use of time. That’s funny shit right there.
Hmmm…I’m thinking ST might be the latest iteration of Willie the racist hilljack skin-flute player.
Not willie. RD / inyoursoup, et al.
By the way, as part of my leisure time, I think I’m going to learn how to play Bioshock and Dead Space this week while my wife is out of town on business. When I’m not teaching the boy to ride without training wheels.
Ah. The good life! Thanks for reminding me that things could be a lot worse, ST. I mean, I could be you.
There but for the grace of God, etc.
What’s the IP address range for Iceland anyways? I’m sensing the dread hand of Björk at work here.
Bioshock! I want to play that was one of the ones I wanted when I was going to become a hardcore gamer but it passed now this one is the one what might make me decide to get my x-box on after I move to a new place.
Rubicon is a good new show on AMC. That is all.
I saw the first episode of Rubicon on the hulu and I thought it was intriguing kind of, if very British
I find video games a great way to reduce stress. My wife cannot understand how this could be given the amount of expletives that I direct at said games during an average gaming session.
I don’t know if I ever mentioned this, but I spent the better part of a decade being the primary (sole) caregiver for my daughter. Despite the difficulties in that task, those were the best days of my life. I cannot see how anything could match them.
I DVR’d the first 2 episodes of Rubicon last night and am looking forward to checking it out hopefully sometime soon. I have been less thrilled with Haven over on SciFi.
Yeah. Being the primary care giver has been awesome, if a bit draining at times. Wouldn’t trade it for the world.
I get the feeling people like ST envy me. Not that I get to stay at home with my son — but that I’ve actually fucked before, and have some proof other than the stories I tell my homies when we get together to watch “Mad Men” and drink appletinis.
the Haven chick has all the charisma of a newly-elected HOA president I think
The first great coming of age rite. Cherish it.
If you really want to get hooked try one of the later Elder Scrolls games, Morrowind or Oblivion.
those sound cool too this is why I am wary
I tend to immerse
You wouldn’t trade it for the respect of a random troll, Jeff?
Your priorities are just all mixed up.
He’s not really “random,” bh. He is here all the time, under different names.
I think he has a bit of a crush.
i bought my kid a new set of training wheels/and he was all like/ehh/ like he didn’t really give a fluck
but i promised him i’d get him a bike next year
or i’d steal one and that kinda perked him up
You never should have put up the Serpico picture in the left hand column, Jeff. It can have that effect on the trolls with daddy issues. They’re kinda like less intelligent strippers.
these people’s prioritahs are extremely flucked I think… simpler credit card application forms?
Really? That’s what you think America needs?
You stupid piece of shit.
Ooh. That last one got me 7 pages of previous comments under names like Hoohaw, NathanF and EbertPresident. All now gone.
Liberating.
So meya and RD might really be the same troll.
link fail at #78
Jeff G is an unemployed, frightened little pussy who can’t handle responsibility.
MACH IV!
I’m pretty sure ST thinks you’re violating its Constitutional rights to free speech. Keep it up!
bh – They have always been the same pathetic little fuck. Feces flinging monkey, it is.
Jeff,
For safety’s sake, you must be able to recognize the fine line between a troll ‘crushing’ on you, and one who is ‘stalking’ you because you’re so dreamy.
‘Crushing’ is when he pulls the image of you off of your site and blows it up to Teen Beat poster size. I’m pretty sure that picture of you in the tux is already taped to the ceiling of his room in his folk’s basement.
‘Stalking’ is when he tries to get it signed by kneeling in the bushes next to your door all night waiting for you.
I would run outside and check the bushes real quick for a guy with an iPad. If you catch him, I’m betting he looks a lot like Sienfeld’s ‘Newman’ and Spencer Ackerman’s love child.
Good luck, and let me know how the submission holds work in practice…
Actually, I pay myself a nice wage for working as a full-time child care provider.
I’m fucking rich, dude!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Khalid_Shaikh_Mohammed_after_capture.jpg
This is what I picture meya/RD/ST/pfar/bdam/inyoursoup/Ebert/etal to look like.
meya, RD, Hoohaw, inyoursoup, j-list, ommiemax, Answer Me!, Kaz, and on and on and on and on…
that one was the same as meya?
wow.
I suppose I was still sorta hoping it would be two separate trolls rather than one seriously creepy troll with separate personas, JD.
What is it with the internet and crazy people? And, second question, what did all these nutjobs do before the internet?
Jeff G hopes another relative dies soon so he can scam more bling off of idiots like Spiny Norman.
https://proteinwisdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/RD.jpeg
little debbie debates are waiting your consideration
Yeah, I’m the pussy, ST.
And yet the only way you’d dare say some of the shit you say is because you hide behind screen names and IP anonymizers.
Pathetic fuck.
Now it is just getting vile. BH – the distinct personas are kind of creepy, no? Happyfeet – you always knew meya was vile.
st sucks ruling class yachts
I do understand why someone like that is a leftist, though. Can you imagine trying to survive on no more wit than that in anything but a nannystate?
I knew she was fascist and creepy I just didn’t know she was completely deranged… meya/RD always seemed like they were just kinda phoning it in.
st sucks ruling party frumpy dick
Not by a long shot, but if you make me a sandwich I’ll tell you what RD stands for.
nuke dc then mecca and tacos after such exertion.
ST is hoping for a mushroom bruise, I think. Closest it would ever get to actually having such equipment.
It’s all stirred up over Palin’s “cojones” comment.
ST licks smegma from underage goat nutsacks, without consent.
the ussr anthem
I hereby decree that Jeff G. wins the internet.
st i like gulags you?
ST is the quiet guy who never bothers the neighbors… You know, keeps to himself.
He has a combover, and spends a lot of time alone with his thoughts.
He really thought that Obama was the answer. He thought he would be less angry by now. Because the anger is eating him alive inside, and he can’t take it anymore…
But there’s always Jeff, hovering like a spectre in the center of the room. And that goddamn jeff is everything he is not, and always rubbing his face in it. Jeff has a life and a blog that he can take or leave. Jeff has people who send him money when he asks. Jeff can write words that turn complex liberal arguments into dust.
Jeff is his only meaning, and renders him meaningless.
ST knows what I write is true and retreats.
Bye ST. See you next screen name.
Funny. You had it attached to your ID on one of the sites you commented on. Didn’t catch it in time, did you?
ST buggers goats, when he is not licking that good good yummy smegma from his lips.
The world of psychopharmacology has been advancing by leaps and bounds, meya. You don’t have to suffer like this.
I love the “I don’t smile for cameras” pose coupled with the open shirt and “I can’t be bothered to comb my hair, because I’m too busy thinking deep thoughts” coif. So artsy.
psycho is the operative part of that construct, bh.
Jeff – I bet it has one of those tats that its ilk gets to show their individuality, and in showing same, gets yet another variation of the same thing as all those that came before it.
it looks like a guy but without shoulders
It’s like Jason Schwartzman and Lenny Kravitz had a child, and the child grew up all angry at the Man — even though the Man was his father(s)!
Things you will not find on ST’s Facebook page:
1. Pictures of ST laughing with friends.
2. Pictures of ST laughing at all.
3. List of ST’s many accomplishments.
4. Comments from ST’s frends.
5. Friends.
Things you will find on ST’s Facebook page:
1. An aching sense of loneliness and missed opportunities that has morphed into a powerless and impotent rage.
Show. Me. I. Am. Wrong.
Oh, no doubt it is impotent.
Now he’s gettin’ a tattoo,
Yeah, he’s gettin’ ink done
He asked for a ’13’
But they drew a ’31’
you go spence :)
I just spent 6 hours on the phone with the cable company. ST ain’t shit.
I will go to bed thinking that my ‘stalking’ comment ran RD off. It was a good day.
Uh huh. Face it, you fucked up. Shouting at me won’t change the fact.
Besides. If it’s any consolation, I think you’d really appeal to chicks who dig the Jewfro.
Thanks newrouter.
I think that someone with digital chops should blow that pic up and post it next to all of his comments. The dork in the picture will really take the edge off his infantile “Rage Against the Machine” worldview.
not if they like shoulders to hold onto while nuzzling the jewfro
i was going for ; but did :
That last IP got a bunch of Thumpers and Bloops and Hoohaws and a few others. More trash removed.
RD licks his finger after diddling its squeakhole.
I always end up feeling sorta bad for the crazy trolls in the end.
Coed softball, meya. Chance to make some friends, little exercise, gets you out of the house once in awhile. Join a league and stay away from the internet for a few weeks. Just give it a try. Your life doesn’t have to be like this.
Heh, coed softball can even help you grow shoulders.
If meya played co-ed softball, she would be the bat boy/girl/it.
I just blew it up myself, and I was right! RD is Spencer Ackerman’s and Newman’s love child!
Dude. In America, you don’t have to look like that.
He’d refuse to bat. Because that’s just what the Man expects him to do.
Mr W. Send me that blown up pic, if you wouldn’t mind.
Is it one of those people that wears skinny black jeans and Chuck Taylor’s, because of the individuality?
mach ii is ghey at least go for iii or iv
He/she/it looks like a reject from Welcome Back, Kotter.
Mach II gave us Jazz Odyssey by Derek Smalls.
Never diss Mach II.
the best part of coed softball is volunteering to wash everyones uniform
and then when ur alone next to your laundry machine/right before u put the clothes in/ smelling the pants
i denounce pw for making me make that joke
Anybody have an iPhone? My wife might be getting one for work, and I’m wondering if it’s a good piece of hardware.
If she gets one, I might get one with some Apple gift certificates I have — and if I do that, I might even learn to text. And Tweet!
Suddenly I’ll be publicly available!
I have a BlackBerry Storm – not sure how it compares with an iPhone, though.
Jeff G – Better Half has the new Iphone 4g and loves it bunches and bunches. I think I am getting on in November when my contract is up.
My wife’s been traveling a lot for work, so the iPhone 4 makes sense, because we can use Face Time and even IM.
I’ve only ever had one cell phone — a Blackberry Pearl that’s probably 4-years old. Never learned how to type on it. Or use it at all, really.
I have the CrackBerry Tour right now, and am pretty much a CrackBerry addict. But, the iphone is just cool, especially the newest one, when they get the kinks worked out, which they should by November.
is derek smalls done writing his rock opera/magnum opus yet?
cuz the record store clerk is sick of me asking him/her/it everyday
“so/ did u get the new derek smalls album in yet?”
Like luke warm water.
i have this thing that resembles a keyboard with oversized keys and they have different snazzy colors on them/ and u can beat them with the hammer they gave u at checkout time/and u can make tones on it/and it’s so cool!- i communicate with bjork on it!
and my trusty can/wire/can portable
The smegma eating goat raper scurried back under its rock …
anonymizers are really sort of a pain I used to get youtubes at work that way but the whole tedious process wore me down
Change what fact jeff? You found a 32*32 jpeg that has nothing to do with me.
I supposed that’s a fact in the same sense that you always blame your failure to become the bestest blogger ever on your retarded kid.
No doubt there are easily accessible records in the relevant state that can prove this.
Just say’in.
__
say’in
that’s really a lot odd
Attached to your comment ID. By pure chance, probably.
Uh-yup.
Tell me: are you doing that same scowly thing right now? So sexy.
What are you wearing?
my can/wire/can has these cool options/ updates
theres the spahgettio option/which is free
the can’t can to can’t can option/ which is this super secret devise that protects ur conversations as long as u don’t speak loud/ they have updates around the clock!
I am starting to think he may have a point, that face would have been more scarred up if it were mated to this level of tenacious stupidity.
Okay, now it is just going to amp up the vile.
Which post. Show me.
A Douchebag, in other words.
Sooprise, sooprise…
show me show me show me how you do that trick
Oh, Spiny. It is not even cool enough to get featured on that site. Even those guys would point and laugh at RD/meya.
Did ST/RD/meya get rejected at the Jersey Shore casting call? Is that why he’s such a shit?
The one that made me scream oh yeah ?
The one that makes me scream, she said.
Great minds, bh. Great minds.
Are you really making demands of me? Like, for reals you think I’m going to hop-to and do what you ask? Or that I have to prove anything to a guy who’s posted here under something like 20 names — and forgot to remove his photo from one of those IDs?
You fucked up, RD, kdash, bdam, et al. Live with it.
It ain’t my fault you look like something that oozed out of the tang of one of the Kardashian sisters.
After I followed the Google link for RD, I was all excited ‘cuz I figured RD was my neighbor Jeffrey who works for USDA’s Rural Development group. He works in the same building as me, so we see each other all the time at the park and in the skyways and on the bus and at lunch and I thought it would be really cool to ask him why he’s always hanging around at PW wasting everyone’s time and giving us all headaches ‘cuz we can’t decide whether to hate him or pity him or just pretend he’s not there.
But Jeffrey doesn’t look anything like the tiny little icon guy. Plus, he’s happily married with kids and a professional career and hobbies and stuff. So I guess it wouldn’t make sense to ask him.
Heh.
I think it is one of timmah’s soulmates.
Something else you could do, meya, is to figure out what events and decisions have caused you to become what you are today. Then you could travel to junior highs and boy scout groups sharing your cautionary tale.
Maybe by helping them, you could begin to heal. Give it a thought. Also, remember, anti-psychotics and softball.
http://www.annbriar.com
This is a happy place.
while you’re out traveling be sure to look for places and things what might harbor standing water and do your part in the fight against mosquito-born illness
This is a happier place …
http://www.mobluffs.com/?page=48296
And pick up whatever litter you see on the road.
ST – Put your hands in the air, and step away from the small farm animal …
I have a feeling that I’m not getting through to the poor soul. When you end up pulling a Carradine in a few years just remember that I tried to help.
humpty dumpty typed on a wall
graffitti like / think he was making a statement or sump’
when he got exposed/ and as his nose did grow
and they found the gun in the car
he was all like/shit man/ that ain’t my gun!
that ain’t my motherfucking gun man/that ain’t my motherfucking gun man/that ain’t my motherfucking gun man
that ain’t my gun!
yeah/ well ur prints are on it
princess
ha ha
ST –that stands for Serial Twatwaffle, doesn’t it?
Yes, but are you waiting with a scowl and your hair all disheveled and your shirt unbuttoned just so?
I get emails every day from Obama asking me for free money. In my defense, at least I haven’t fucked up the world.
No doubt timb is lurking, quivering with anticipation…
not fucking up the world isn’t a recognized defense anymore ask LiLo
I just read a troll tell me that unemployment benefits are the most effective stimulus plan, and are the best way to save or create jobs. I kid you not.
was that hooten?
Yes. It was breath taking.
Pelosi, I think.
Well, yeah. SanFranNan made the same point, which was even more remarkable. How does the press not destroy her? Nevermind.
She must have pictures. Lots of naughty pictures. Lots.
Yes, always. I live for such occasions.
Otherwise, we’ll have to assume that you’re a lying shill for a MACH I sleeper cell.
I unhammered for a moment to read some troll blather. What’s wrong with asking for money when you’re providing server space (which is not free) and content (which takes time to write and is therefore not free either)? No one has to kick in if they don’t want to, and they can STILL get free content and can muck around the comments until they finally act like complete tools and get deleted. You know how that goes, Super Tool. Amazingly, it happens so rarely that I can’t name more than a few people who got deleted in the last ten years. Most of the time troll stupidity gets to stay in print for all the world to see.
ST – Does your head hurt often?
Wait, “we’ll”?
You do know that all your various names are still only you, right?
yes that’s definitely meya’s voice there
And so says us …
Perhaps ST has a tapeworm.
Perhaps it is a tapeworm.
Haven’t seen Timmah! around in ages. Do you suppose he finally snapped?
Wait-a-minute, how many cylon models were there again?
Can tapeworms type?
ST fucks billygoats. Bareback.
Mike, was tapeworm a Filth reference?
If so, you’re super awesome plus one.
*
Billygoats are too smart to fuck a scrunt like ST without protection.
A film adaptation of Filth has been announced[2] and is due for release in 2011. It is to be directed by Jon S. Baird, from a script he co-wrote with Irvine Welsh.
Come to think of it, a tapeworm would be the perfect mascot for today’s Democratic Party.
Lied about what, exactly? The fact that I grabbed that pic a long while ago and have held on to it? Nope, can’t say that I lied about that.
Now, scowl for us. Like an angry little monkey.
Wow, I didn’t see that, JD. I’d have thought the novel unfilmable. Will watch that for sure, just to see how they attempt it.
If you wore skinny jeans that scrunched up your already shriveled little nutsack and itty bitty pee pee like ST, you would scowl too.
I’m not that awesome, I’m afraid. I had to Google Filth to find out what it is. Looks like a fascinating novel.
I don’t see how they can incorporate that either, bh. But I will prolly go watch, and then realize that I was they had not tried.
Can you do Blue Steel, tapeworm?
People, if you spent 4 hours sneaking up on an underage goat, so you could assbang it and then run away, and it turns out that the goat didn’t even notice your 4 seconds of heaven, wouldn’t you scowl too?
It’s my favorite of his novels, Mike. Definitely recommend it.
Thanks, bh. I see that a sequel – Crime – was published a couple of years ago. I’ll read them both.
Now I have a vision in my head of ST trapping squirrels for purposes I will not allow myself to imagine any further. Thanks, JD!
does anyone know where to get salt bagels in LA? They don’t even have them at Noah’s.
You first.
Dickhead.
don’t mind when monkeys scowl or run around thir cages and make ee ee high pitched sounds/ or when they wtake their monkey shit and are preparing to whip it in ur face/ that’s all cool/ i can deal with that/ thats a human/animal deal understanding we have..
but when monkeys get silent/ and bjork appears with that impish grin in the reflection of the monkey house window
that’s when i’m doing a curly and patting my forehead and going/ whoop whoop whoop
and running
hope u or ur kids don’t get trampled/ but ur gonna die anyway
That pic is pretty small and lo res, but I think I see a mushroom bruise on that enormous forehead.
Manhattan Bagel, ‘feets.
Poor RD/ST. His need to get the last word just keeps giving me the IP addresses he uses. And that gives me scads of comments to delete from his various names.
He’s like Bender in Breakfast Club: he knows he’s going to get another week of detention for opening his mouth, but he’s just to proud and scowly to back down.
I think it has to do with the unbuttoned shirt.
Oh. And why did he link to his own pic, above?
the last word is rosebud
Raging ego got the better of him?
I see what you did there.
;^)
thank you!! and there’s one in my zone I forgot about that cause I’ve never been to it
Think of me if you have the Nova sangwich on a Salt, k?
ok I might could get one for lunch when I go I just wanted them for steak sammiches but that sounds tasty too
If you’re bringing them into the office, get the lox. No one ever brings the lox. They get the blueberry bagel with the fruity cream cheese though. Because they hate me.
And they’re heathens.
I watched “The Closer,” made some delicious hummus, and enjoyed a glass of Jameson’s — all while ST/RD scurried around trying to find a workable IP to get past the bans and spam filter. So he could leave a comment on my blog.
Yup. That’s what he did with his evening.
I own this bitch.
Yes. Yes, they are.
Dance little troll. Dance!
I’m one more food comment away from raiding the fridge.
I sorta mentioned it earlier, but I could really use some help finding a new home for my dog.
I guess I just don’t get the zing.
she’s beautiful maggie if I were in Texas I would be in my car already she reminds me of my border collie/lab
Yeah, that was about the weakest something of all time. I’ll link to your wiki page!
Sorry I can’t help you Maggie. Good looking dog though.
I’m in love
We already have two, Maggie. Otherwise I’d be in. Sorry.
Billy Jack.
yes, well, she’s lovely, but we can’t convince her that kittehs are not for snacking.
I’m sure Mister Kitty could set her straight. But, he might go too far. Like Bjork.
hmmmm, we have had Mister Kitty’s services offered. Maybe I should take him up on that.
Yup, still don’t get the zing. But I did get another page of Hoohaw and btas comments deleted. So there’s that.
oh good, so it’s not just me.
Dude…Billy Jack.
Oh, and you never did produce that link.
I guess that makes you a liar. Again.
maggie if you hang in there and if my new place lets me have wuppers I have to go back to Texas this year and renew my driver’s license and then I will definitely take her and love her forever cause of she looks just like my dog pook who died when my mom put him to sleep cause of my dad died and pook had the arthritis and mom was afraid she couldn’t care for him and she was so scared pook was gonna fall in the pool again and she wouldn’t be able to help him.
no clear idea yet when I’m getting the new place though
and the tumors
Nope. Still no zing effect from the Billy Jack thing.
Although the “liar” charge is really starting to smart a bit.
we’ll see what happens feets. We’re determined not to take her back to the shelter, and in the mean time keep working with her til we find her a new home.
Fine. Then link the post where I allegedly linked that pic.
Otherwise, you’re lying. Why is that so hard?
Ha!
Who says you linked a pic of yourself? It was attached to one of your comment IDs. Shows up in some blog software next to the commenter, like where someone would have an avatar. I grabbed it from an administration page. A long time back. It’s been sitting in a file on my computer ever since.
Sucks for you. You fucked up, brother. Own it.
But first, give us a little bit of that unbuttoned shirt and scowl thang you do. Magical!
ok good luck
that’s both expedient and wise Mr. sdferr and might could neatly table the issue very quickly
check and mate lady gaga
Can’t wait to enlarge the pic and add it to my sidebar. Like a wanted poster. That’d be tits.
she’s really not at all an apartment dog though is she
yeah, not so much happyfeet. unless you like running a lot.
if I said yes I would be kind of lying
p-def talks about birthright citizenship today starting at :40 or so
will -dot-dot-do take dog
i’m in-dash dash dancer and prancer- in- mass
dot dot
will have to be-dash- registered in rhode-dit-island\dash/ will have to chase and kill/mmm/ sniff/beat/ massachusetts-dot-things
seriously/ thanks -dot-mike
you did link to your own pick it was weird
*pic* I mean
Looks like ST/RD is just having a conversation with the voices in his head now.
Oh, are you talking about this comment of yours, where the link goes to your pic?
That’s some crazy shit.
im not lying or being a punk/ i want that dog!/ will love it/ but i think it will love me more/ it might protect me somewhat from the coming onslaught known as bjork
or warn me by waking me up with it’s nose and barking/ bjork hates close bonds between species/ thats why you gotta wear a vest from banana republic and fill all the pockets with kittens while wearing a beatles wig and talking like ur christianne amanpour/ i want that dog! really do!
i got water here and…food
think i got some cheese in the meat drawer and i only gotta cut off the hard cheese end to give her cheesy goodness/ but i think she’d like hard cheese if i gave it to her and wag and
lick my face with gusto /shit/i’d pick up her shit when i walked her with designer bags and bring a little spray bottle of perfumed water and spray it in the air and act like truman capotejust saved the world from a janis joplin cunt fart
i would!/ it ain’t the dog needs me/ it’s i need the dog!/ plus/ if i’m busy with the dog/ i won’t be posting ramblings on this site/ which may or may not be a good thing
one question tho/ if an avalanche or some other nature disaster happens and im trapped/ can she bring me booze?/i don’t care if it’s under her neck/ it could be up her ass/ tho that would be my last choice
gotta rename it tho
Way to link my posts, Jeff. No doubt I’m a drooling douche.
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Why yes, I believe that you are.
How refreshingly candid of you!
Wow, an honest troll. Stopped clocks and all that, I guess.
The thing that pisses me off about this “new” revolution is how it cowtows to the old granny church of feel bad. When are republicans and conservatives going to realize that it IS NOT their business what people do to their bodies?
It is a horrible thing that all of you “cool cats” are going to deal with symbolically because you have MONEY. Just imagine for a second you “drug habit” without a high profile lawyer. Can you really imagine it? Or if not you yourself, can you imagine selling your own son or daughter down the road for “the betterment of society?” Can you? Fuck you then, you aren’t a conservative. You do NOT believe in freedom.
my opponent is trying to sully my name by implying i/burp/ have eaten puppies or/burp/shipped them off to/burp/north korea
not true!/ and there are rumours out there that i may have dangle a half eaten rib bone over a cliff so the dog would jump up and snap at it and fall 8 feet and also
not true!/ what about the time i heard my german sheperd crying from pain cuz she was running and stepped on a board with a nail in it and i carried her in the car and had dog bloodon me and drove her to the vet/my opponent doesnent want to talk about that/no/
and the time i took my pug down the park and let him play and then of heading home i took him for a walk to the gas station to buy a carton of cigs and as we where heading home he got all poopy out and was dragging his ass
who picked him up and carried him home?/ not my opponent/ no/ sure/ he talks baby talk and tries to touch ur stomach on the campaign trail/but in private/will he?/no! cuz he’s a fuckety fuck
i will rub dogs stomachs and tal baby talk with them?/i will/ thats a promise
I was just kidding before.
Everyone should send as much money as possible to Jeff G.
Every single day. Even if he tells you not to.
I know I will…
Far out, man.
“………”
“finish… the fucking… story!”
“Someoneth going to have to clean this meth up, and ith not going to be me!”
drugs are bad m’kay
I just…yesterday. Before you put this up. Does that mean I gotta…
Oh, all right.
Um. Bad news, Jeff. I woke up this morning and there was only four dollars left and just a couple of ‘cets, man. I’m pretty sure last night involved a pint of Kesslers and a BJ. I just don’t know if the BJ was a guy or a very ugly girl. Anyway I’m sending the rest on to you before I do myself anymore mischief.
I said it almost 200 comments ago: Jeff G. wins the internet.
Let’s put it another way: Jeff G. = Brewers. ST = Cubs on Monday night.
Or this: Jeff G. = John Matrix. ST = Sully.
Jeff G. = Bond, James Bond. ST = Jimmy Bond
Jeff G = any team not named the Cubs, and ST/RD/meya/etal = Cubs. Though it is really a low point when the Brewers punk you.
I’m gonna pay my 5 bucks and have a seat in ST’s head … for the cartoon marathon.
Enough of this: OT, Chris Hitchens meets and spends time with Hugo Chavez.
His conclusion? Batshit crazee!
There’s another opportunity for a cartoon marathon, only with necrophilia and megalomania.
Heh! We have a winner!
Jeff, now I have had some folks that I would not call “reasonable” take a strong dislike to me….but it was always business (Jaish al Mahdi, Hezb-Islami Gulbuddin, et c.) … you do seem to draw the crazy ones, however. Can’t say I envy you. This one is quite up there in the obsessed/stalky type behavior, however. So do be careful, right?
Well Colonel, that’s a badge of honor, in my book, but you’re right considering the previous precedent
Finally, a moment of truth out of this asshole.
As for the Rye whiskey, Jeff. Have you had Bulleit, yet? Affordable and a very good pour.
george, imagine the sheer amount of time that multi-name troll has poured into all the comments, switching around IP addresses/proxies… not healthy at all, I should think.
Fav-ruh retires, again.
Even batshit crazee necrophile meglomaniacs have their fans: I notice in the comments, the Kool-aid drinkers have leapt to mad Emperor Hugo’s defense.
Up until now, Favre has not worn out my patience. However, if he changes his mind again, he will, and I think that will be true of many Vikings fans.
There is no reason for him to quit now, he had a great year last year. But if he’s done, he’s done. I don’t believe it, though.
The Packers might have a chance this year.
I compare him to the Dictator Diaz in Woody Allen’s “Bananas” back when he was still funny:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066808/quotes
Hugo Chavez or Brett Favre?
Hugo, why would you think I was thinking of Favre
Heh, Spiny. the following comment is telling:
Ya gots to love the socialists when it comes to discourse. this was after referring to Hitchens as an “alcoholic neocon.” no doubt this tool is fully on board with the idea that anybody who has anything critical to write about Mr. Potato Head should be judged not on the factual nature of what he wrote but on previous views held on unconnected topics. No doubt the hero of the peoples would be just fine with silencing and/or jailing opposing views of his hero.
Just joking, George.
“I would run outside and check the bushes real quick for a guy with an iPad.”
That one can fill in for the Russian spy that was working for El Diario
– I wouldn’t, I’d run outside and just piss in the bushes a lot. or have my dog do it.
Can we get back to the barely legal lesbian porn now? The psychotic losers grow ever so tiresome.
There is no reason for him to quit now, he had a great year last year. But if he’s done, he’s done. I don’t believe it, though.
That threw the storybook season ending interception is the one which Childress bought out of the desert.
That [which] threw the storybook season ending interception is the one Childress brought out of the desert.
Better to have left him to the desert.
– Maybe we could put on a “psychotic pissing contest”. The winner gets a lifetime supply of cupcakes.
* Nancy cleans her bathtub …”Drain the swamp we did, because this was a terrible place,” Speaker Nancy Pelosi said last week of the Republican rule in the House that ended in January 2007…”and what we found were Democrats, but it’s going to be alright now.”
tomn (troll of many names) seems to have passed the pain/reward threshold.
Dart, I would simply hope a bit of reflection… “I have spent how many hours doing this???” would kick in for multi-troll.
– You would think so LTC, even for the most ardent of the asocial league. But such does not seem to be the case, after watching some doing it for years.
– Have to wonder just what they think they accomplish, other than wasting bandwidth.
BBH, I guess it is better than hhaving them climb up a bell tower with a rifle…them working their rage out here, I suppose. Doesn’t make it any nicer for Jeff, however.
ST would never climb a belltower. There is nothing so precious to liberals as the little Jewfro hairs on his scowling little head.
RD really has got that plus-size Zoolander vibe working.
Ooh, look at me! I’m chubby and complicated at the same time!
I think Iowahawk’s “juice box mafia” tweet may have been the death knell for groups of sullen junior Chavez liberals made up of guys like RD.
When someone pegs your clique that hard, and it’s that accurate, and it’s that demeaning, it’s really long past time to break up the band.
There’s a lot of angry young liberals out there who are no longer sure that the party furiously stuffing fake printed money in its pants is really the one that is going to bring social justice to the masses.
And they know it.
Darn right. When they throw the rifle it might go off and hurt somebody.
Was that Iowahawk that christened the Juicebox Mafia? Brilliant shit, that.
It was indeed the National Treasure known as Iowahawk.
I await the submission of three funnier words than ‘Juice Box Mafia’.
Dave Burge has Spencer Ackerman’s number, and he’s not afraid to dial it.
Oh, to be that witty! Hey, a PW commenter can dream, can’t he?
quotes from underoos
crayons for justice
tag your it
In case you ever get the idea you’re clever…
http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog
It sure keeps me humble.
think i’ll bet my pony on
crayons for justice
IRISH whiskey, rinse, repeat.
I await the submission of three funnier words than ‘Juice Box Mafia’.
Dan Collins beat it in 2 words …
Mendoucheous twatwaffle
At some point I think you’ve made enough money.
#290 Don Chavez is regular cocaine user. Admits to using openly and recommends it use. Question for George Smiley. Is it possible we have met in meat space? Eons ago? Your name rings a bell.
George Smiley is, I believe, the operative from Tinker, Tailor, etc. — the Le Claire spy series.
Too lazy to check, but that’s going off the top of my head.
The reason I ask, I knew a George Smiley almost 30 years ago.
quiller are good spy books
they made a movie once from one of the quiller books and they cast george segal as quiller / not belivable!
max von sydow was the villian so that was cool..
but george segal as this jame bond-y like hero
not!
vince flynn spy books are cool too
I am sorry to hear of your Dad’s passing. My condolences to you and your family.
Mendoucheous twatwaffle is good, I agree. But the phrase Juice Box Mafia captures the essence of the Journolisters so perfectly that I am suddenly seeing it pop up everywhere.
This is not good news for the pimply little kids that (based on a cursory examination of Journolist commenters) seem to form the backbone of liberal thought these days.
Is Spencer Ackerman going to have to choke a bitch?
Wasn’t Iowahawk.
Noah Pollak over at Contentions coined it.*
Here‘s a post on it’s origin and meaning back in late 2008.
it’s=its
bh. You seem smart. Pleece esplains to me.
Disclaimer: I never went to college because I am teh stupid, but please enlighten me (I really mean that).
I never understood that it’s/its thing. If writing “the ‘saying’s’ origin” is correct(possession of the origin by the saying), then why is it incorrect to substitute “it’s” for “saying’s”.
Does the ‘it’s’ not possess? Are we holding the ‘it’s’ down? Is the ‘it’s’ 3/8 of a past participle? No justice no gender!
I’m into my second Gin & Juice so I sorry is for the syntax are.
Dammit! I must know! Answer me, bh!
Oh, and thanks for the correction. I hate to pass on misinformation unless it’s (!) about a relative.
I think “its” possessive is like “hers” or “yours” but that simply expands the question, I suppose, Mr. W. Don’t know the real answer to tell you the truth.
Wait, maybe it’s that they’re all pronouns. Maybe.
Yeah, no idea.
You are not as helpful as I had hoped you would be.
What about our resident troll with the bad hair and men’s furnishings? He went to college! Nobody could possibly be that stupid without long exposure to leftist apparatchiks posing as educators.
ST/RD (which I believe stands for Sexually Transmitted Rectal Disease) What of it?
“it’s” is short for “it is,” while “its” is the possessive pronoun. Many people put in the “‘” when it should not be there. When in doubt, if you can expand the “it’s” to “it is” and not change the meaning, you need the “‘” but if you cannot, you don’t.
However, there are cases in which the “‘” is part of a possessive, like “My car’s ashtray is full.” However, “My car’s going too slow” is of course used to indicate a contraction.
Simple plurals, like “cars,” “boats,” etc don’t need the “‘” and in fact it is incorrect to use it.
I should be working.
Well, that didn’t turn out well. I didn’t want to write “apostrophe” all the time, so I put the ‘ in quotes, so it is buried in many places.
From Commentary:
“We are seeing a party (Democratic) and movement (liberalism) in the process of collapsing. That doesn’t mean the ruin will be permanent and irreversible; but it is happening at a remarkable speed. And it is somewhat astonishing to witness.
Call it the collateral effects of the Obama presidency.”
There will come a day when you will tell your children of a man named Mr. W, a handsome and brilliant man nobody ever even met, a man who said on Protein Wisdom it’s (!) own self that this would happen, and said it before Barry was even elected by Journolists who get their news from People and Mother Jones (same diff).
Thanky Cranky! I understood not a word, but your disquisition on the subject was illuminating if only for the staggering density of “‘s.
To be fair, I am at this point slouching toward “hammered”.
Okay, the internet says it’s because they’re possessive pronouns. So, I guess it’s just one of those many arbitrary usage rules.
Cranky beat me.
Cranky! I get it now!
His’
Her’s
Their’s
Its
No. No I don’t.
Nevermind.
If only Jeff was here.
He makes the words dance to a tune that only he knows.
He went to college and turned his prof’s into Reagan conservatives.
He bedded coeds when they were completely sober.
He can penetrate the it’s/its cloak of obscurity.
Yes. He can.
He once landed a roundhouse kick on Chuck Norris.
These are not the pronouns you are looking for…
Without moving his leg!
His, her, their, and its are possessive as they sit. Example: “The baseball park has a charm all its own.”
It’s is a contraction, short for “it is.” “It’s a hot day.” “It is a hot day.” They mean the same thing.
I cannot think of any situation in which “her’s” or “their’s” is correct, ever.
Burge and Jim Treacher are what keeps Twitter from collapsing in on itself from the weight of tweeting lameness.
Fetch me my breakfast, Maybrook!
And tell threecardmontyfeet we’d adore him for tea.
I forget exactly why I chose that nom de plum, from back when David Cornwell actually believed in something, now he sounds more and more like the Philby manque in that book, justifying treason. OT, Tricia Helfer, “6” from BSG is on “Dark Blue”
I’m in. Ate a pile of coal and shat a diamond.
So, there’s your cut…
But I did have a very good day. See ya around, sir.
Cool it Dad, lem’me finish.
No doubt, Spiny.
I would follow Joe Biden’s tweets though. Can you imagine the cognitive dissonance mixed with apoplectic lunacy that his tweets would possess?
He reminds me of a friendly Charles Manson. Yeah, he’s crazy, and he might be dangerous* if given any real responsibility, but there’s something appealing about stupid people like Joe.
*Not Barry dangerous, more “inspector Clouseau with plugs” dangerous. Things in the Oval Office would get broken.
Not to worry, the judge is a old fishing buddy of mine.
Crap, just blew my cover.
And an one and an two
just hit ya, Jeff
Yeah? Goddammit, I’m exhausted.
There was a Campbellmocker around here awhile back and for the life of me I can’t remember who, so there.
And another thing.
Caution, neither of the trains featured in the link to left came within three hundred miles of Memphis, more or less.
Also, at the part where the link flashes the US map, just sing “all the way from Cincy” instead.
And from Queen to Crescent did the Pan-American run, via Nashville.
Stand trackside as Merle Haggard echoes the young Glenn Beck.
Steve Goodman. City of New Orleans. Evocative and accurate.
The man knew his pirates, too.
**Fortyeightfortyninefifty**
Nope, still seven short, Mister Snow.
Again, from the top.
Comma please.
Mighty impressive, Mister Goodman, but we’ll be sticking with Mister Gibbs.
Make-up is so fired.
Well it’s about time.
…
Don’t let it happen again.
A quick recap? Glad you asked.
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If I wore the watch enpicted, I’d know if we were there yet.
Sweet, I haven’t missed Jerry.
Sed down it, Jerry.
Make it count, son.
That’s “sed down on it,” dad.
Very well, Jack.
Wake me when we hit Melbourne, then.
8/29/08 – Fleet arrives at Melbourne.
9/05/08 – Fleet sails from Melbourne for Albany, West Australia. The Kansas stays behind for mail.
For potential late posters and those of you keeping score at home.
You’ve achieved the nearly impossible task of cracking me up even though I don’t understand half of all this, guins.
Notes: never knew the “I’ve been everywhere” song wasn’t a Cash original (mentions my hometown, btw) and that talk backwards guy sorta freaks me out.
Welcome to Daliwood, cracker.
Apologies, bh, that should read “cracker !”
Also, yin-yang.
I don’t understand the other half.
No, not yin-yang. What’s the other thing?
Miscreant oils?
Chocolate starfish?
Still cracking me up, you inscrutable dispeptician.
That was me.
I touch myself.