1. “For a man who claims to have lost his virginity to a chicken, he looks remarkably statesmanlike” — G. Beato on Larry Flynt, “Xtreme Measures,”Reason, May 2004.
2. “Could you take a step back, please? You’re standing on my penis” — some guy at a hotel bar in Reno, NV.
“The crew of the Starship Enterprise are back—and some with waists wider than the gallaxies they’ve crossed…” Mpls film critic
“If there could have possibly been two bigger boobs in the room…” I think Vanity Fair. Reporting on the bereaved sons who were contesting Anna Nicole Smith’s inheritance.