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Mach II or Warp 2?
I may like it, but the windows, the windows!
I am very pleased.
I now find you vaguely threatening.
Invoking Mr. Burns…”Exxxxccccellent….”
I think the flames painted on the fenders add the right touch of class to the joint.
That and the pink fuzzy dice.
Is there a turbo feature?
A: in a white wine sauce, with braised asparagus on the side.
Sorry, my bad. I meant steamed, not braised.
Excellent.
P-dub has a Mach II setting?
Please to provide puke bags, see-voo-play. Some of us can’t take the Gs anymore.
Mach II? I thought you were going above SR-71 speeds? Something that you have to have the highest classified rating, on a need to know basis.
And if someone accidently tells you, then someone has to kill you.
dicenta, parlay the Een-glaze, por favor. Some of us flyover hicktards can’t deal with the bisexual, let alone the Mach II-ness.
CHARGE!
I’d prefer Mk. II, but that’s just the Hun in me showing.
“A screaming comes across the sky.”
Time to rock out with your cock out, dude.
It’s on like Donkey Kong.
I’ll have what she’s having.
Is this like razor blades, that just keep adding the number of blades to make that shave cleaner and closer with less irritation? I think they’re up to, like, 5 blades for that clean close shave now.
OUTCAST!!
I’m in.
You might need to work a little harder at not being Conservative, you are still barely on the radar.
That’s noticeably good company down there.
PW Mach 2: “The first post lifts the news item out of the sea of informational background noise, and then the second post comes along and slices it clean off at the base. Like a fucking hammer.”
Mach II? Dude, this is no time to slow down!
A few more Machs and you get one of those steering wheels with the buttons that make your blog jump over stuff or sprout circular saw blades.
Ooh, just like in Knight Rider!
Re: comment #10.
The former marine sings it beautifully, but that’s actually the 4th verse of Francis Scott Key’s “The Star Spangled Banner”, not the 2nd. These days, I think it’s amazing anyone ever remembers it at all.
Do yourselves a favor, if you’ve never done so, read all four verses some time. It’s Chicken Soup for the Patriotic Soul, to mix a metaphor.
Wouldn’t Mach two point oh be more Internet savvy?