John Kerry, speaking at Howard University moments ago: “…because the President’s problem, as I see it, is that he doesn’t have a record to run on. Instead, George Bush has a record he should be running away from…! [polite applause]
…And speaking of records, that 50 Cent sure can rock the mic, can’t he? I mean, ‘Get Rich Or Die Tryin’? That’s the full-on shizznat, dawgs. Are y’all feelin’ me…? Because, y’know, whoot!”
Reminds me of the old Cheech and Chong number, where the reporter asks the basketball coach:
R: About your record, coach…
C: Mah RECORD! now what the HELL you wanna bring THAT up for? How the hell was I supposed to know she was only thirteen?
R: Uh, I mean your won-lost record, coach…
C: Oh, that record…
What is that I hear? Sounds like black men around the world screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Get him and that wireless microphone off the stage. Bring it off!
Word.