Kwame wins, but is immediately disqualified for having brained Omarosa with one of Jessica Simpson’s microphone stands and hiding the body behind a faux fox coat in Simpson’s dressing room. And by “disqualified,” I of course mean “arrested for manslaughter and released on $200,000.00 bail.”
Which leaves Bill, who wins by default — a victory he calls “kinda hollow, given the circumstances.”
Kwame wins? Pulease! He made tons of mistakes Bill made none. Do you think Kwame would have even noticed a missing sign, let alone gone dumpster diving to find it? Hu-uh! Kwame is all talk, no walk. Bill is a great manager. Did you see how motivated his team was? Kwame’s team didn’t really seem to give a rat’s behind if he won or lost.
I’m so glad Bill won!
Oops. Sorry…misread that.
Don’t sweat it. I wrote it so that my ass was covered no matter what.
In other news, Ereka, along with three other former apprentice hotties, was on Howard Stern last night. He put her on a lie detector test. Turns out that, while despite her claims, she has in fact had lesbian fantasies about other women. ‘course, we all could have gussed that. But she never called Omarosa a nigger.
Would it make me a blog whore to mention that I ranted on the subject over at my own site? Figured.
I thought that Bill hid the sign to make himself look good in front of the camera.