Frankenfreude fran-KEN-froy-duh ; n.: A salicious satisfaction in the misfortune of self-important and unfunny leftys.
garofaloed gah-RAH-fa-lod; v. tr: 1) To find oneself on the receiving end of puerile insults, generally of the sort peppered with chimp references and accompanied by the smell of patchouli and cloves; 2) To be cancelled quickly and with little fanfare. And you know that’s coming.
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garofaload gah-RAH-fa-lod; n. : Used in tasteful setting to describe the insane rantings of self-styled lefty pundits. Usage: “Senator Kennedys speech yesterday was most certainly a garofaload.” To replace: “That raving moonbats speech was a steaming pile of crap.”
The possibilities are endless.
garofalupagus: Mysterious creature that only one person listens to. Adults tend not to believe in it.
kerryoke KEH-ree-OH-kee;n.: The opposite of karaoke in that it is all words and no music.
Kerry’d on – To drone on and on slowly inflicting Chinese water torture-like oratory.
Kerrionized – When challenging the ridiculous with the cold steel of logic, the proponent of the ridiculous looks at you with scorn and sneers “You just don’t understand”—you’ve just been Kerrionized.
Airamaric: Extinct language of the Central Semitic group. Has no native speakers, yet still belives itself to be the dominant language of Portland.
Kerryon KEH-ree-un; n.: What the Democratic presidential nominee resembles more and more with each passing day.
Censorship, n,—The condition that exists when your leftwing views are predominant on all but one cable news channel, all but a couple of national newspaper’s editorial pages, most of the entertainment industry, most of the university humanities and soft sciences–but not radio. See: Free market, inconvenience of.
Jeff:
Please don’t diparage puerile insults. Where would PW be without them? I know it’s one of the main reasons I look forward to visiting.
I may have to change our DVD bet to a JG title… that Cat/Dog movie maybe?
kisses,
b
Who’s disparaging? I was being descriptive. After all, I know on which side my bread is buttered.
Wait, you’re not gonna ban me from your site now, are you? I thought only pussies like Aaron Hawkins did stuff like that. The left as close-minded totalitarians stuck forever in a victim mindset, even as they type away on their $3000 computers? Meh. Feh. [insert anime reference here].
Jeff:
Glad to hear it! And I don’t have comments so I can’t ban anyone. My 1A absloutist position would forbid me from banning, so I chose not to have comments… which I gues means I’m banning everyone, so… fuck, Jeff, nothing’s ever easy over here at PW.
Keep the puerile insults comming, baby!
You’re one of the good guys, Brian. Any chance you can make the Denver Blog Bash?
Thanks Jeff. I was actually looking into a Denver trip even before your kind invite. Having held the first-ever Blog Bash at my house, and attended the second-ever at Perry’s place in London, I quite arrogantly and unreasonably assume I’m invited to them all…
Unfortunately, I’m just about to go into pre-production on a film, and I just can’t be away.
Please raise a glass, tell a dirty joke, and chase a cute girl around a table in my honor.