Well. It turns out one of the side effects of Zestril is feeling incredibly stoned all of a sudden — which can be cool, provided you’ve just taken a few hits of primo herb from the hole you bored in an apple and can put the whole Peanut Butter Conspiracy mindscramble into some sort of workable context.

When the feeling comes on abruptly and you’re not expecting it, however, it’s rather frightening. In that chew-an-aspirin-and-hope-the-dog-learned-to-dial-911 kinda way. Just so you know.

You’re welcome. Don’t mention it.