10 Replies to “Things to do in Denver when you’re dead, #4”

1. cranky-d says:

   June 4, 2010 at 8:33 am

   Whoa, now. Master the hackey sack? That’s crazy talk, sir. No one is a master of the hackey sack. We are all, at best, students of the hackey sack.*

   * I have never played the hackey sack thing. Ever.

2. Reggie White says:

   June 4, 2010 at 8:37 am

   Honky-sack master.

   And not in Denver.

   But, whatever.

3. Andrew Sullivan says:

   June 4, 2010 at 8:39 am

   When I am not bashing on Palin or dreaming of wandering in her garden, I like playing with hackey sacks. And dick.

   Now stop the hatred. As usual, I blame Palin.

4. motionview says:

   June 4, 2010 at 8:42 am

   I once joined in an Ultimate Frisbee game, never played before. Defending against some hippie preparing to throw, I of course reached in and wrenched the frisbee out of his hands. Well, you would have thought I crapped in the magic mushroom tea. I was given a time-out (yes, really) and had to go sit by the drum circle. Oh San Francisco, I just don’t miss you at all.

5. Silver Whistle says:

   June 4, 2010 at 8:52 am

   Buckwheats.

6. mojo says:

   June 4, 2010 at 9:22 am

   One word: Why?

7. Blake says:

   June 4, 2010 at 1:14 pm

   There’s nothing wrong with playing a little hackey sack. Providing the hackey sack is drenched with lighter fluid and set on fire, while the contestants are barefoot.

8. Dave S. says:

   June 4, 2010 at 1:42 pm

   I flew over Denver a couple – well, a few times. In an airplane.

9. John Denver says:

   June 4, 2010 at 2:31 pm

   I flew, too.

   For a while.

10. Clint says:

    June 4, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    I tried the hackey in college. My roommate introduced me to it. Long nights of studying chemistry will drive a man to any number of escapes. I didn’t drink, nor smoke.

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