Because of an editing error, an article on Tuesday about the top 10 choking hazards for children omitted some steps to take if a child is choking and seems unable to cough out the obstruction. Besides having someone call 911, the health authorities recommend acting quickly to remove the object.
Perhaps “reality based” could come to mean “reality based“.
It’s always darkest just before the dawn, or maybe in the sharia rape room…
Because you know that single bulb that hangs from the ceiling in the cell we keep for the young ones? Well it is out… again!
Makes it next to impossible to set the mood for the ol’ Gaza Honeymoon, if you know what I’m sayin’. F’n Crappy GE 40 watts…
What? You turning up your nose at raping 13 year old virgins so that it’s legal to execute them for flirting with boys who are not even their cousins? Maybe you would prefer that we just ignore the part of the Koran that forbids the execution of virgins, Mr. Holier-than-thou-Judeo-Christian-Infidel-sdferr.
Sorry, I lost it there for a minute. Obama will deal with you soon.
Whaddya think Mo’, Turkey leans, we push? Together the two of y’all ought to be able to corral those goofy Kurds, don’tcha think? But what the heck do they care about your Baluch problems? What I wonder is what you’re going to do when the Hindi get tired of taking your shit without retaliation? I know: Alka-Seltzer! Plop, plop, fizz fizz, oh Mahdi Mahdi Mahdi!, whatta relief it is.
One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions – what are you going to land on – one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That’s dialectic physics. (RIP Dennis)
I think the Twelfth Imam better pop out of that well pretty f’n quick; the suckers in the mud huts still buy the Caliphate scam, but the non-explosive belt wearing folks (the ones with jobs) are starting to catch wise.
Soon our sand covered neo-nazi states will be seen to be the engines of desolation that they are, and all the Pali-pimping column inches in the world won’t obscure that fact.
Hah hah! I had you going! Admit it! you were buying it!
You know that the left has a deep and abiding love for wife beating, clitoris removing, teenage girl executing, concentration camp running, anal raping, gay stoning, goat humping, mass murdering, environment shredding, oil drilling, pedophile worshiping dictatorships!
They said if I voted for Sarah Palin for VP, we’d have someone mere heartbeats away from the Presidency talking about making law the way Jesus wants us to.
Your left has a deep and abiding love for not having to listen to a bunch of backtalk. When we burn down Lars Vilks house for drawing a cartoon of The Prophet Mohommad (Pedophilia’s Best Under Him) the socialists like to fantasize about having the balls to shut Sarah! up too.
OMG! Like that would ever happen in a jillion years! Whatever, Kuffirs!
The fact that Sarah! can put a bullet in a wolf from a helicopter while they can barely get a packet of Splenda in their skinny half-caf Mochachino is lost on the leftist from a planning standpoint, but some lessons you learn the hard way. You don’t see us trying to storm the headquarters of Mossad do you?
A mullah’s got to know his limitations…That’s why we stick to sending retards to blow up people grocery shopping. Not because it’s easy, but because it’s the right thing to do!
And here comes the Word!
It’s always darkest before the dawn.
Too pollyanish?
“It’s always darkest before the dawn.”
That’s what the Islamists have been telling themselves about themselves since before the end of the Ottoman Empire.
‘Here Comes the Sun’
Could this be progress? (From the New York Times)
Perhaps “reality based” could come to mean “reality based“.
“Doot’n-Doo-Doo” my ass!
No, it’s always darkest just before it goes completely pitch black.
RACIST!!!
Betcher bottom dollar!
No, it’s always darkest just before it goes completely pitch black.
RACISTS!!! and Insensitive to misinterpretation!!!
(ht ak)
Sdferr:
It’s always darkest just before the dawn, or maybe in the sharia rape room…
Because you know that single bulb that hangs from the ceiling in the cell we keep for the young ones? Well it is out… again!
Makes it next to impossible to set the mood for the ol’ Gaza Honeymoon, if you know what I’m sayin’. F’n Crappy GE 40 watts…
What? You turning up your nose at raping 13 year old virgins so that it’s legal to execute them for flirting with boys who are not even their cousins? Maybe you would prefer that we just ignore the part of the Koran that forbids the execution of virgins, Mr. Holier-than-thou-Judeo-Christian-Infidel-sdferr.
Sorry, I lost it there for a minute. Obama will deal with you soon.
It’s always darkest just before this happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk
Whaddya think Mo’, Turkey leans, we push? Together the two of y’all ought to be able to corral those goofy Kurds, don’tcha think? But what the heck do they care about your Baluch problems? What I wonder is what you’re going to do when the Hindi get tired of taking your shit without retaliation? I know: Alka-Seltzer! Plop, plop, fizz fizz, oh Mahdi Mahdi Mahdi!, whatta relief it is.
Or should it be after this happens?
What, Ubaldo doesn’t shine bright enough every five days to illuminate the rest of the week? Humph.
One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions – what are you going to land on – one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That’s dialectic physics. (RIP Dennis)
Well it has been a long cold lonely winter. It just seems like years!
What?
I think the Twelfth Imam better pop out of that well pretty f’n quick; the suckers in the mud huts still buy the Caliphate scam, but the non-explosive belt wearing folks (the ones with jobs) are starting to catch wise.
Soon our sand covered neo-nazi states will be seen to be the engines of desolation that they are, and all the Pali-pimping column inches in the world won’t obscure that fact.
Hah hah! I had you going! Admit it! you were buying it!
You know that the left has a deep and abiding love for wife beating, clitoris removing, teenage girl executing, concentration camp running, anal raping, gay stoning, goat humping, mass murdering, environment shredding, oil drilling, pedophile worshiping dictatorships!
Hey, at least we’re not Jewish!
You know that the left has a deep and abiding love…
…for the romance of all things counter to the Western tradition; which is the worst form of Orientalism if you ask me.
Mo’In Tehran…..Lamont you big dummy, is that you?
“Hey, at least we’re not Jewish!”
Nor Armenian neither, eh Mo’?
Hey Mo! Woop – woop – woop!
With apologies to Insty:
They said if I voted for Sarah Palin for VP, we’d have someone mere heartbeats away from the Presidency talking about making law the way Jesus wants us to.
AND THEY WERE RIGHT!
Your left has a deep and abiding love for not having to listen to a bunch of backtalk. When we burn down Lars Vilks house for drawing a cartoon of The Prophet Mohommad (Pedophilia’s Best Under Him) the socialists like to fantasize about having the balls to shut Sarah! up too.
OMG! Like that would ever happen in a jillion years! Whatever, Kuffirs!
The fact that Sarah! can put a bullet in a wolf from a helicopter while they can barely get a packet of Splenda in their skinny half-caf Mochachino is lost on the leftist from a planning standpoint, but some lessons you learn the hard way. You don’t see us trying to storm the headquarters of Mossad do you?
A mullah’s got to know his limitations…That’s why we stick to sending retards to blow up people grocery shopping. Not because it’s easy, but because it’s the right thing to do!
Did you get your “ur doin’ it wrong” wrong? You should probably check with xkcd about how to correct that.
Regards,
Ric
Never did really understand this song.
Figured it had more to do with coming down than anything else.
“that’s hardly saying much, is it?”
No. Is isn’t saying “much” much, or else some fool could say “It depends on teh meaning of “is”” and not be POTUS past.
Yay! Another nested-title The “the “the “the something-or-other post” post” post” post!
Was this the son he was talking about?
Obama must have given up on making that speech.