Prediction 1: Ten bucks says some late-night talk show host will use this evening’s monologue to punctuate a joke about this story with a quip about locating those missing WMDs. Or about Teddy Kennedy’s gravitational pull.
Prediction 2: It won’t be funny then, either.

link to story dosn’t work :(
Sorry, Yahoo must’ve removed it after a couple of months. I think it had to do with the discovery of a new planetoid?