Dude. Nobody’s gonna look for you in a vat of fucking grapes. So the pants? Total overkill.
Just saying.
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Have you ever tried storming a rave during Lent?
Yeah, I didn’t think so.
That’s a good point. Doesn’t explain the snorkel, though.
Maybe he roots for the Ravens, and wanted to make his own purple camo.
Can’t be a lush, because of the snorkel. Unless, you mistooken a beer-bong-esque contraption for a snorkel!
What snorkel. Way to hijack a thread. Bet you’re wishing that fly, on the purple camo, was open? That’s not a snorkel, unless you want it to be a snorkel.
I’ve learned to check before assuming Jeff’s been hitting the pills found behind the sofa cushions.*
Queer Eye for the militia guy?
OT, but, many years ago, circa early seventies, I listened to a news report about a robbery that took place in San Francisco.
Robber was described as wearing bright purple bell bottoms and bright green shirt. The guy was also reported as having an orange afro, if I remember correctly.
After committing the robbery, the guy walked out the door and disappeared into the crowd.
Better to “think pink” and then “go grey”.
geoffb, the gray camo didn’t really disguise how, ummm, healthy the gal is.
Can’t help it, I think this is funny.
Blake,
I think that is the point, the distraction “is” the real camouflage.
Saw this song for the first time tonight on CMT and really liked it. Chris Thile and How to Grow a Band from the Ground – “Dead Leaves in the Dirty Ground”.
I have a pink camo t-shirt that RTO gave me. Usually wear it when I walk the dogs. Not that the park is pink or anything… the dude’s color blind okay?
[…] a note to that dude I saw today wearing the purple camo cargo pants […]
A thoughtful tip.
Anyone read that piece linked at insti about Israelis as the hope for transhumanism?
At first I wondered why there were so many disembodied heads floating around town. Then it hit me … CAMO!!! That shit is da bomb-diggity.
Purple camo – Great stuff for storming vineyards … what?!
Purple camo? In public? Man. My kids get all over me for mowing the lawn in my jockstrap and cape. Can’t imagine what they’d say if I wore that to the store.
SEIU BDU’s?
LMC takes some interesting pharmacological substances.
Hey now. Don’t get down on my mowing outfit. It used to be my rollerblading outfit until I lost my cowboy hat. Good times…
Perhaps he was trying to conceal himself in a homosexual pride parade?
Noted, Jeff. Are Zumiez ok or should I go back to wearing Jams?
And Entropy, only a straight guy trying to LOOK gay would wear purple camo to a gay pride parade. Not nearly fabulous enough…
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Lay off my pants, they make my butt look good!
There’s comments from left field, comments from beyond the left field fence and then there’s comments from LMC.
(I only say that, ’cause I bet LMC looks dashing in cape and jockstrap. I mean, not just anyone can put together that kind of lawn mowing ensemble)
Two. no. Three things that the average middle aged male should not wear………………………..and most middle aged women too.
What this thread needs is LYBD. Anyone heard from him lately?
I’m hoping Nishi read it and then had her head explode.
How many comments you wanna bet it makes before it finally bleeds out?
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