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Jamaican Me Crazy

“Despite the influx of all-inclusive hotels in the last 10 years, Negril, located on Jamaica’s west end, has retained a rustic image that remains attractive to back-packers and adventure seekers alike. It is also the place where many women come to sample the local delicacy — a delicacy that does not come on a menu.

“Amidst the hand-gliders, speedboats and sunbathers, there are the buffed (and not so buffed) bodies of young men hoping to catch the eye of a single tourist woman looking for a good time. And if that is the case, they have come to the right place,” The Jamaica Observer reports.

Gigolos are something Jamaica’s tourism has never been short of. While the practice has toned down due to increased policing in Ocho Rios and Montego, it abounds in Negril where the trade is as notorious as its seven-mile beach is revered; so notorious that the 1999 hit movie, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, was based loosely on the town and its amorous lifestyle.

Unlike Winston, How Stella Got Her Groove Back‘s reluctant paramour, the beach boys of Negril are more than willing to whet the appetites of these women, most of whom are middle-aged, white and from the United States.

Sluts. Whores. Jerk chicken… (No, seriously– jerk chicken. Do it. Go on, faster).

Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

3 Replies to “Jamaican Me Crazy”

  1. Bill Quick says:

    Of course they don’t come on a menu. You ever tried to come on a menu? I believe Palestinian baby wipes are the cleaner-upper of choice. Ja man.

  2. Jeff G says:

    I-and-I tink dat de Dailypundit is a sick mon, mon. Me needs a shower now.

  3. Have they ever found out what happened to that single American white woman who disappeared last summer (and was probably murdered) from Sandal’s Negril?

    When last seen, she was with a strapping young black local who tended bar at the resort.

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