Q: What do you call a socialist dictator’s Tweets?
A: Tweets.
What, you think we’re about to change the word just for that douche?
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Connie Mack hates Chavez and thinks Arizonans are Nazis.
Connie Mack needs to grow a pair. Or move to Venezuela.
Marg bar Diktator.
Marg bar #Diktator.
If twitter had been around in the 1980’s, there would have been legions of symp-dupe sycophants fellating Ortega and the Sandinistas on Twitter. They had to be content with their political fellatio in the lamestream media back then.
you remindered me of this which is the funniest thing ever
In other news, the last “great Caudillo” is out of US prison after 26 years and headed to France to be indicted there.
Have a nice trip, Manny.
#7 mojo:
Interesting. I was wondering about old Manuel ‘pineapple’ Noriega a couple days ago.
I wonder if Hugo ever wakes up at night and thinks about Noriega?
Not precisely, no. What Hugo is thinking is how can I do this without ending up like Manuel?
Regards,
Ric
Greetings:
Thursday riddle: What’s Black & White and Red all over?
Speaking of…how’s that evidence stacking up in the Michiga Militia case huh? LOL.
Happyfeet, had to watch that with no sound (I’m at the Library) but laughed and laughed. Inwardly, of course.
the AOL noises are worth it
#10 11B40:
A sunburned penguin.
Awesome or Nice work if you can get it, and if you get it, won’t you tell Hugo how?
At first I thought you were referring to someone else.
As for Chavez, how about describing his tweets as farts? That probably what his tweets really represent.
What, you think we’re about to change the word just for that douche? (link)
You referring to Chavez, or Obama?
Ric? Noriega was a slcker, Chavez? now there is one world (third) class dictator!!
What do you call a socialist dictator’s Tweets?
Twaddle.
#15 sdferr: Nice Gershwin reference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A58ecFDFPvQ
Since you’re waiting with bated breath to know the translation, here it is:
Hugo Chávez Frías
Frías is his mother’s family name.
Presidente de la República Bolivariana de Venezuela. Soldado Bolivariano, Socialista y Antiimperialista.
President of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela. Bolivarian soldier, socialist, and anti-imperialist.
(Bet you couldn’t figure that out without me, eh?)
Epa que tal? Aparecí como lo dije: a la medianoche. Pa Brasil me voy. Y muy contento a trabajar por Venezuela. Venceremos!!
Hey y’all! I showed up like I said: at midnight. I’m going to Brazil. And I’m really happy to work for Venezuela. We shall overcome!!
Hola mis queridos Candangueros y Candangueras. Esto ha sido una explosión inesperada. Gracias.Thanks. Ahora en Barinas con Evo. Venceremos!!
Hello my dear candangüeros [people who hang out in the streets]. This has been an unexpected explosion [of support] for me. Gracias. Thanks. Now I’m in Barinas with Evo [Morales]. We shall overcome!!
He’s over 108,000 followers and counting. Pendejo.
I have one.
Q: What do you call a world in which the United States offers no objection to Iran being made a member of the UN Commission on the Status of Women?
A: Ours.
Now I’m in Barinas with Evo [Morales]. We shall
overcomedo cocaine!!What’s black and white and red all over?
The New York times awash in the blood of the Ukranians they as much as sent to their deaths.
It’s surprising that Pinch Sulzberger can hear himself think at night in his many homes since they all must be quite full of the ghosts of those he doomed with his failing propaganda rag.
#21 dicentra:
Who needs a Ministry of Propaganda now when the Great Leader can put his (metaphor) rubber to the road?
Prediction: Much hilarity will ensue. Much. Hilarity.
No, no: press stop, then rewind.
Would a dictator’s tweets be twits?
Los tweetos?
Que puto
El Chavez habla en puro pendejadas
Here’s a question: what do you call a griefer trust-fund baby’s tweets?
#32 Mike LaRoche:
CFA. (cries for attention)
Mike LaRoche – Those would be called mendoucheous queefs. That is all.
There’s no masculine version of that steve, I’m surprised that he can tweet in under 140 character, he is notoriously verbose
Actually, I’m finding out that candanguero probably means “hellraiser” or some such.
“candangueros” is probably a name for the same kind of people that made up Noriega’s Dignity Battalions. Getting beaten with rebar would for sure reframe my view on dignity