Meghan McCain: “You see, it’s not that I have anything against the pleasuring of asses per se. It’s just that, well — I find the whole idea of how to go about the pleasurings absolutely fraught with potential abuses, and speaking as someone who’s spent some time all up in there and whatnot, I just think there are better ways to go about such pleasurings. Like, maybe, feathers or some such.”*
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As noted previously, Meghan’s left breast has an IQ at least twice as high as nishit-monster’s.
And this is a most excellent post. Most excellent. Sexist. Anal rape is not funny.
If Meghan McCain were a set of anal beads, a successful diet would become extremely important.
If Meghan is the anal beads, are they the size of a beach ball?
Save it, I denounced myself as soon as I woke up this morning. Pre-emptive condemnation too. Just in case. I am prescient that way.
I’m trying to work “pearl necklace” into a comment, but it’s just not coming to me.
If Meghan McCain were a set of anal beads, a successful diet would become extremely important.
It’s cause she’s so effing fat, bh.
And I wonder why people are leaving the site in droves.
See what I did up there?
Droves, I tell you. Droves.
No one left here but degenerates, Jeff. Oh, and JD and I to keep an eye on you reprobates.
She could at least sell ’em, out of tour busses. Short tour busses.
If I am keeping an eye on you reprobates, you are in serious trouble.
FAKE! Jeff do you really think some guy who likes it up the wazoo is gonna stick a girl up there?
You know, it’s posts like this that make me wish Jeff would keep his Bible off my uterus.
Do you think nishi has pictures of Teh One on her anal beads?
FTFY, because size matters.
Ewww, just ewwwww. That is all.
Finally, a topic that’s right up my alley…
I cannot believe you partriarchy people are joking about anal rape. Anal rape is never funny. Never!
Rife with moral turpitude, you are. Blanket denouncements for all and sundry.
Meghan the Outrage Seal?
NTTAWWT IYKWIMAITYD, racist sexist hilljacks. That is all.
Oh yeah, feathers. What a fucking great idea.
Jeff, you were part of this case study (pdf, “Tale of Two Blogospheres“, p 55). h/t twitterer to OTB)
I think Meghan needs an anal atachment for her Sybian.
Like, maybe, feathers or some such.
That ain’t hygienic, Jeff. Gotta be washable. Like a fire hydrant, or something.
That is without a doubt the funniest thing I have read in the last 3 minutes!
Is the basic premise of anal beads intrinsically functional in nature, or merely intentional in scope?
Or does it, as some suspect, furtively inhabit a post-structuralist netherworld of Grand Guigol?
don’t know about the Grand Guigol. tI suspect this has more to do with the Grand Wazoo
I don’t even know what anal beads are, but I think I don’t want to know.
And I don’t know what the feathers are for.
{Ella covers her ears and goes to her happy place.}
You would need an anal reconstruction plastic surgeon with amazing skills after such an event.
I tried to read that link, but I only got about 2 sentences in. Gawd, that Megan McCain is dumb. I’m already a little subpar compared to the other people here; I can’t spare the IQ points to read her.
From serr8d’s link in #24.
I just knew that they have been shut out of all the media. Those despicable fat-cat rich reich-wingers keeping the people down.
That Allahpundit sure can pick ’em.
“that the left felt shut out of mainstream media”
Never should have closed the public houses for the mentally ill. Sure, there were human rights abuses, and sure, it was expensive. But there has to be some way to reform rather than just turning ’em loose and giving them the vote.
Seriously, if you “feel” that way, you suffer from a mental illness. Leftist bias in the MSM is more heavily documented than WWII, and people who deny it aren’t oblivious, they’re lying. Or, you know, bonkers.
Evidence, Merovign? Fire can’t melt steel! There’s your evidence!
Feathers? Feathers?
Now why didn’t I thinkl of that?
Typical fine weather we’re having, no Lazarus?
I love Meghan McCain.
To have the absolute nerve to decry the hub-bub when you post your pendulous tits hanging out of your size 4 T-shirt, when youre a size 8 girl, is superior; to claim victimhood is even better.
The only time I have ever seen gall like that is my work investigating corporate criminals who try and sue you for asking why fishy crap is in these offshore LLCs they set up.
She is special.
If Meghan McCain were a string of anal beads, how could she expose her boobies on computer monitors around the world? Ignorant adolescents everywhere would curse the universe, and expire from frustruation.
Gettin’ her O-face on!
Or the grapefruit-juicer attachment :D
But if you’re thinking of BenWa balls, some of those things were amazingly sophisiticated gadgets with built-in clockwork vibrators and other clever features. Comparing Meghan McCain to a BenWa ball from the golden age is an insult to BenWa balls.
“Fraught?” Right.
Unless being a string of anal beads seriously expands her vocabulary.
Hate the beads, not the asses!
Someone mentioned feathers, which made me think of fishing. I went fly fishing for the first time this summer. Caught a good sized largemouth on a wooly booger.
And that, JD, reminds me of pulling all the old horsehair plaster out of our kitchen. Wooly boogers, indeed.
My wife has four cats. Shedding season around here is big on woolly boogers.
Caught a good sized largemouth on a wooly booger.
Wooly bugger, just so the guide doesn’t LOL next time around.
Although wooly booger is clearly more in tune with this thread.
Flyfishing is next to Godliness. At least that is my opinion.
Daddy John’s disapproval numbers are now 55%. If that translates to an election defeat in November, everybody wins, and Meghan dries up and blows away. Well, figuratively speaking, of course.
Golf just isn’t frustrating enough these days?
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
In “erotic” you use a feather, “kinky” involves the whole chicken.
In some alternative universe Meghan McCain is dating Bill Ayers, getting hate fucked by his black friend and brother because Bill needs to show how progressive he is, and she is loving every minute of it.
Because of Meghan’s guilt over her dad making Sarah Palin famous, she feels compelled to be used and humiliated.
BMoe – I am a glutton for punishment. And if the first time out was indicative of the season as a whole, I will catch lots of huge fish this summer, and shoot in the low 70’s.
I will catch lots of huge fish this summer, and shoot in the low 70’s
I hate you with all the passion of a thousand burning suns.
Jealous? Me? Never!
Agile dog – Neither of which will actually happen to me, but a guy can dream, no?