1. See a baseball game.
2. Go hiking with the wife
3. Have some Maryland steamed crabs and pitchered beer with college friends.
4. Visit the Aquarium of the Americas in Louisiana and take the behind-the-scenes tour (the one that allows you to stand on the steel feeding platform over the shark tank!)
5. Ride a roller coaster.
6. Pet a goat.
I’ve done all those, except (the late) number four.
Petting a goat is severely overrated.
Maryland crabs are not.
Aw, c’mon. It’s not like anyone got chewed on.
Is it just me or has anybody else noticed that Goldstein has developed an odd fascination with sharks as of late?
Say, were those miners on that platform discussing the abduction of some littel girl infected with the West Nile virus?
Sparks, Maryland, Here I come!
I was once at a wedding in Sparks, MD—can’t remember the name of the restaurant, but it was excellent.