To: God
From: Protein Wisdom
Re: Edible panties (raspberry)
You fucking rock, dude.
Respectfully,
protein wisdom
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To: Protein Wisdom
From: God
Re: edible panties
Next time try letting the woman wear them. It’s even better.
Oh, yeah. Charity and all that. I got you, big guy. I don’t agree, but I get it.
And yet, I still get in trouble when I set a pair of these in the dessert section of the pot luck table at church. Perhaps I should take them off first.
Yeah, it’s a beautiful world, ain’t it?
To: Protein Wisdom
From: God
Re: edible panties
I thank myself I’m finally hearing about them from somebody other than Larry the Cable Guy.
That’s pretty beatific man…
I have to ask LTC John … what’s the liability rate on edible panties, and … is there any products and completed operations coverage?
The truthiness of the post aside (I mean, raspberries in general are high on the Franklin Says Gold Loves Us Because Scale) , when’s the last time YOU (as in anyone reading this) took stock of your situation and said, “All things considered I’m doing alright. Thanks God!”
Something I’ll have to do tonight.
“when’s the last time YOU (as in anyone reading this) took stock of your situation and said, “All things considered I’m doing alright. Thanks God!”
Every day, I believe it a vital attitude for a proper perspective.
Even (especially?) when you realize chewing and licking at the same time has risks.
“…when’s the last time YOU (as in anyone reading this) took stock of your situation and said, ‘All things considered I’m doing alright. Thanks God!’”
Daily, at minimum, Kresh. But generally every time I His grace leads to a favorable outcome, no matter how seemingly inconsequential.
But, you know, I’m all God-bothery like that…
when’s the last time YOU (as in anyone reading this) took stock of your situation and said, “All things considered I’m doing alright. Thanks God!”
Before I knew what an NFC East was.
those things are crawling with bacterias
Well, most everything is
this is true
I bet Megan McArdle isn’t
You live too close to Chatsworth, hf.
Fungi then?
I don’t know where the Chatsworth is… hey did you know stainless steels can get rid of unwanted odorousness?
just rub it on the smelly bits I guess
What I like most about God is that he invented spring bulbs: plant once and enjoy forever without having to do squat, and they can get snowed on without turning black and shriveling up. Try that with a petunia is all I’m saying.
Never heard that stainless thing. When I was a fish cutter we’d use lime or lemon juice. Didn’t really work though. Just made ’em smell like dinner.
That’s porn people territory, hf. I was joking about a proximity to the valley leading to an immediate association of sex type things and germs.
I’ve never heard of that happyfeet,
But my bet is on the metal-oxide layer that generally forms on the surface of many metals; oxygen is very reactive.
Dicentra, I have a hundred Iris’s blooming at my house, never had to do a thing. Very gorgeous.
Unfortunately, the bulbs are a flash in the pan. Ya still gotta have Petunias…
oh!! I know porn. I pass these ones on the way to work. Which is like super close to my house. So we go grocery shopping together and eat the chinese food together and sometimes Mexican but not very often.
Like a dozen times now when I’ve walked home and passed those ones there are guys what are like hey take our picture in front of the sign.
I tell this story sometimes when I have to talk about branding.
I used to work a few floors up from the Spice Channel. That was like porn with potted plants placed in front of the genitals, so probably not as germy.
Hey! Not every yeast infection is a bad thing.
potted plants prophylaxis!
I love lambics. Talk about a case of wishing I knew less about how something is made.
This place used to be my local, a lifetime ago Abe.
Lucky you. I could almost live in Belgium. Except, Belgians. Dirty Walloons or Flems or whatever they are.
The beer, food and fine shotguns, Abe, conspire to make you forget the rest. And don’t forget, our dearly departed Sugartits.
I’m not sold on the authenticity of this letter. That font doesn’t resemble anything I remember coming off the daisy wheel of an IBM Selectric. Ever.
Is that you, Lucy?
I like lambics too but they’re girly so I always pretend I’d heard about them and I just want to try one
Yes I am that shallow.
Edible underwear > bacteria? > yeast? > beer is good > lambics are great.
I love this place.
Enough to lick it bh? s’awright.
Well, it’s no Sean Astin, sdferr.
If lambics are girly, ‘feets, then hand me my frock, raspberry knickers and stilettos. Make mine a kriek.
I think you can get around the girly issue by ordering one with a shot of Jack. While punching a horse.
I tried a raspberry, I think, lambic a few years back and noticed it tasted a lot like cranberries, so I took a few bottles to a Thanksgiving dinner to try. Went over like gang busters.
And I am an old redneck construction worker who looks like an old redneck construction worker so I don’t have to give a shit if someone thinks my drink is girly, lol.
oh.
And could you give me a hand with this zip, please, dear? There’s a love.
I like lambics too but they’re girly so I always pretend I’d heard about them and I just want to try one
Yes I am that shallow.
HA!
[good strategy, though]
Lambic beer is good.
Sam Adams has a cranberry lambic available over the Thanksgiving-Christmas holiday season. I think it’s only in the holiday case. I usually get a few.
Oops.
Once on their little green foreheads.
Once on their big green butts.
My branding story.
Yeah, I really like that. You used to be able to get it in 6 packs, but now you’ve got buy Old Fezziwig Ale and some other shit you don’t want if you’re going to get any. Bastards.
But it might not be quite as good if edible undies came in a thong style.
To: Protein Wisdom
From: GOD
Re: Edible panties (raspberry)
Dude..don’t call me dude!
I’ve heard of that steel thing. And I do lurv me some freshly chopped garlic. On everything. So I tried rubbing my fingertips on the kitchen faucet and it works.
Hi God.
that’s so magical
I prefer the taste of pussy to that of raspberries.
But live and let, I say.
Why do my commas always wind up in the wrong place? I blame the affluent.
Chinese restaurants put me off the taste of pussy. Trying to pass it off as chicken or pork.
But we knew.
I blame homos.
Jeff, Wierd Al is playing your song….
“what’s the liability rate on edible panties, and … is there any products and completed operations coverage?”
If underwriting even considered issuing a GL policy to a maker of ediblewear, I’m going to have to go over there with a baseball bat and pepper spray.
That would so be products/completed ops. Although, I do have to say that I might be really keen to see any, uh, operations that might be conducted.
Did somebody call me? Not a lambic fan myself, but to each their own. Also, the horse has to at least look at me funny before I punch it.