Here’s a snippet of conversation I overheard at one of the July 4th holiday cookouts I went to this weekend:
First Guy: “If the U.S. really wanted to win this so-called war on terror, it’d begin by joining the I.C.C. and by signing that Kyoto whatchamacallit. The protocol.”
Second Guy: “Does this pasta salad have cucumbers in it? Who puts cucumbers in a pasta salad?”
First Guy: “And you can’t just go around telling the Palestinians that their lawfully elected leader needs to — y’know — vamoose. That’s just plain arrogant.”
Second Guy: “I fucking hate cucumbers…”
So you were the second guy, right?
Stephen, that’s exactly what I was going to write.
…damn meddling kids…
That dialog has all the earmarks of a David Lynch/Mark Frost work. All it needs is a soundtrack by Angelo Badalamenti.
I don’t think Kyle McLachlan can grow enough facial hair to play Jeff.
And as a total non sequitur, let me add that hot though she is, Laura Dern is so nutty I wouldn’t nail her.
My Snyake Skyin Jack-et! Aw, Baybeee.
Nick Cage. An American original.
To me it sounded more like Robert Altman background dialogue….