me: “Would it help if I maybe sucked on an ice cube or something, you think –?”
viral pharyngitis: “Depends. You give up on trying to bang it already?”
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Mmmm. Vicodin.
Vicodin will be good and you will be posting the moon is plotting to bifurcate the gorgonzola bicycle in no time.
I thought nishi had the ice dong. Now Jeff does? Doesn’t that thing ever melt?
Icebagger!
Just like Palin.
/ Frum off
Is Vicodin an opiate? If so, me probably likee.
Make sure you take the correct dosage. If things don’t glow a little bit, you haven’t taken enough.
…or, you could take some Zicam, might get over it really quickly. I did.
I hear viral pharyngitis is a Big Fucking Deal.
Get well Jeff and enjoy the vicodin induced hallucinations.
Stay away from the red pills behind the sofa cushion. Mixing drugs often leads to unhappy results.
Oooh. No like the vicodin. Upset stomach and feel like I am missing 4 hours of time somewhere… maybe I was simply abducted by aliens?
Could you not find some profit hungry, tonsil yanker/foot lopper doc to help ya out?
“Comment by bh on 3/23 @ 12:56 pm #
Make sure you take the correct dosage. If things don’t glow a little bit, you haven’t taken enough.”
Ummmmmm….If you don’t feel like puking, you haven’t taken enough.
Personally, I love my ex-wife’s Percocets. 30 miligrams is enough to make me puke just knowing that I put one down my gullet.
My ex does three of these a day, PLUS two 80 Mg. Oxycontins, and Fenatyl patches!
Holy shit, Batman!
I just don’t understand why I have such a bad attitude…
You should call Stephen Green and see if he can sport you some good vodka to go along with the Vicodin. Live dangerously! OUTLAW!
TLD, I have the feeling your ex just might have a tiny problem. Just putting it out there is all.
Welcome to the future of Obamacare! Except cut out the Vicodin and replace that with an aspirin.
Then again, they might show mercy on you and give you a baggie of medical weed.
I guess you were right about Ace.
DrewM ? Ace.
Vicodin? Me needs…
Not surprisingly, most conversations with incredibly painful cases of viral pharyngitis are short.
Oh yeah, get well Jeff. And if you get better before having exausted your prescription of the aformentioned Vicodin, I can send you a self addressed stamped envelope for, uh, disposal.
true, drew is not ace. drew is not even that much on point.
I am mostly over my acute grumpiness, just regular old grumpy now, and starting to focus in on the angry. The first thing I think the Republicans need to do is get rid of Mike Steele, nice guy, smart, but that isn’t what we need right now, we need a fucking warrior.
Tom Delay was the first person I thought of, there are probably others. Then show these ponces was fucking obstructionism is, if you are going to get saddled with being the party of no, then make them pay. Throw everything you got at every move by the Democrats. I am talking volleys down range, heavy ordnance. Shock and awe. Then bounce the rubble.
“Personally, I love my ex-wife’s Percocets. 30 miligrams is enough to make me puke just knowing that I put one down my gullet.
My ex does three of these a day, PLUS two 80 Mg. Oxycontins, and Fenatyl patches!”
Holy shit, I thought Scottish Kate was bad taking handsful of Darvocet a day.
But she has an excuse, she got hit by a car.
And now has RSD.
Man, that’s a lot of drugs.
Better living through chemistry, my friend.
Just got over it, about a week ago. It’s nasty. Actually did take one oxycodone one night so I could get 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Vicodin?
Pansy. Bring on the Darvon, I can handle it!
“I am talking volleys down range, heavy ordnance. Shock and awe. Then bounce the rubble.”
Music to my ears, BMoe.
Keep firing!
If I was on Vicodin, I’d stare at this picture for awhile.
No Charles. When people tell you to use your head they don’t mean it literally.
B Moe, glad your grumpiness is dissipating. However, this is guaranteed to make it worse.
This fantastic response to that former link will help somewhat.
Oh, with the Vicodin? This video works just fine.
That’s as far as I got with that one. I wish I had read Dennis’ excellent response first my mouse might not have suffered so. It is hard to imagine anyone could really be stupid enough to write such inanities.
Having responsible choices is important? Are you fucking kidding me?
Dang… sorry to hear about that, J… fortunately for the rest of us it doesn’t seem to affect your typing skills.
Or you can just use alcohol, which is still legal. Like I do, and I assure you that frigate garners the crop of aluminum, and then kisses the binder there of table.
Having responsible choices is important
Responsible choices = We pick the options for you
I was prescribed Vicodin for pain after my recent wisdom-teeth extraction. I ended up getting some Excedrin migraine formula instead because it actually, like, worked.
Maybe I’m weird, but prescription painkillers rarely do me any good. The one exception is something I had for pain while fighting a sinus infection years ago, but all that really did was make me sleep.
McGehee, I understand completely about the prescription painkillers not working. Until I found Vicodin that is. I was prescribed Vicodin for wisdom teeth removal, too. Within moments of taking it, the pain went away and a gentle euphoria overtook me. I like Vicodin. However, codeine, morphine, darvocet, etc…never did a thing for me. Dilaudid made me sicker than I have ever been. The nurse at the time told my wife it was obvious I’ve never done heroin in my life due to my reaction to the dilaudid. That stuff is brutal.
serr8d – The sanctimony and arrogance in that open letter was breath-taking. The leftists never cease to amaze me.
I’ve got the same exact thing. The ulcers in my throat mock me. The 800mg “prescription” ibuprofen do next-to-nothing. Eating & drinking are both excruciating. Please tell me it doesn’t last more than a week or so. Get well soon JG.
Ice Dong ‘Zono
Yum, Rock Hudson.
Just steer clear of the medical professionals, guys. Obama tells me that they’ll cut your heads off just to make a quick buck.
Well, there had to be a reason why it gets prescribed.
I’m not a normal person anyway. The only time I got a buzz from weed was taking hits through a beer bong — and I think that was from the beer.