So I’ve been bumming around Heaven for the past week or so, trying to get a good lay of the land, and really, from what I’ve seen so far, it isn’t all that different from West Hollywood, what with most of your angels dressed in Ed Hardy t-shirts, and Brittany Murphy still willing to give you hand release for a bump or a loose pill — or, if she’s really jonesing, whatever’s left at the bottom of your Super Big Gulp once you can’t choke down another freakin’ drop.
On the flip side, I haven’t as of yet been able to find a decent fish taco. So there’s that.
That last sentence is rather surprising.
Regards.
Shermin, I think you’ll find that the Sea of Galilee and Heaven are not exactly the same place.
Not to mention, Corey Haim just maybe isn’t the most reliable of narrators.
Huh? Who dat?
Imma gunna go get me a Super Big Gulp and see if I can find Brittany Murphy.
“Corey Haim just maybe isn’t the most reliable of narrators.”
No shit. Ed Hardy? I wouldn’t be caught alive in that crap. Where the hell would you put your tie?
Try the veal.
I always liked this guy’s cartoons. Saw one (can’t find it on the innernuts) of two guys in heaven – which looks like a bad Greyhound station, butts on the floor, broken windows, grafitti – and one is saying to the other “You know, somehow I thought it’d be a lot classier…”
Good idea but you are a couple of weeks late! Unless you want to go where she is, but I would not recommend that.
Speaking of recent checkouts, just right now found out Alex Chilton has died. Damn. RIP Alex, thanks for the music.
Speaking of frontmen, David Lee Roth is still alive and well.
(Fish tacos. Gack.)
Look up David Carradine, Corey; he’ll show you the ropes.
I haven’t as of yet been able to find a decent fish taco.
I guess Heaven isn’t near Baja.
Can check that one off the list.
Do you think Corey has a pin up of Rob Lowe in is Heavenly dorm room like he did in Lost Boys?
Well, in the movie it was just a “bedroom”.
Ya know…for a gay boy.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
And a sessy picture of Rob Lowe will put anybody on meth.
Do they actually have dorm rooms in Heaven?
If so, I call top bunk.
Brittany Murphy in a Big Gulp.
What if I just load up a cherry coke Slurpee with a 100mg crushed Vicodin & OxyContin and slap an unsuspecting customer on the way out the door.
Same/Same?
No fish tacos? That ain’t Heaven where he’s at.
Yeah. Rubio’s would be evident in Heaven. If Corey comes across a Taco Bell, there’s some stuff we didn’t know about Corey. But hey, at least the food will be hot.
Perhaps he’s in the grave. Sheol. Some call it the pit.
I’ll bet that in heaven, everybody kind of rolls their eyes for a little bit but then they give Corey a bro-hug so he doesn’t feel uncomfortable.