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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
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OK, that’s just damn funny.
I’m SOoooo Facebooking this…
I’m going to bookmark this as my new pick-me-up YouTube clip. You know, the stuff I play at midnight when I’m so going to miss my deadline but I have a shred of hope an all nighter will see me through.
Yeah, that was good.
I liked the inspiration for it better though…
That reminds me of an old Bob and Tom guest’s song:
“The Title of the Song,” by Da Vinci’s Notebook
http://tinyurl.com/55qkjs
_Wry expression of admiration_
_Snarky comment attempting to draw a parallel between this video and a current political issue_
_duhh…. catchphrase!!!!
My mom didn’t get it first time around. Not enough Internet exposure, I say.
RD is demented.
I thought this was the inspiration: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_some_bullshit
It reminded me of “The Song That Goes Like This” from Spamalot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-fG8c-CMoU
I saw that a few days ago, and almost sent it to you Jeff, cause I knew you’d like it.
KNEW it. I don’t know why I failed to email it. next time, I’ll work on my follow through.
The Anchoress has a couple of fun vids here:
http://www.firstthings.com/blogs/theanchoress/2010/03/16/stupak-as-william-wallace/
… incessant blathering on cultural evolution and the dried up husks of corn that are conservatives devolving into single celled organisms ending with a wry sigh of regret that Jeff is no longer cool or edgy… and dumass xtians bracketed with a pointless link to some mind numbing dance music for happyfeet …
jeff – everyone, a good read here.
taste:
Expression of amusement.
<generic lurkage>
::Laugh:: :: Laugh:: ::Laugh::
Poorly, punctuated snark!
Heh, that’s great stuff. Reminds of this classic Breitbart post on Big Hollywood.
Smug declaration that this clip is OLD!
Reference to Steven Fry Tweeting this WEEKS ago.
Profanity laden friendly fire! Invective, scorn, and vitriol!
Denigration of strawman, tu quoque, and ad hominem.
Misspelled denunciation of previous poster’s spelling, and badly grammared grammar correction.
A moment of freshness………………….
Now gone, sigh,.
Next!
Totally random, off topic support for Ron Paul!
Steven Fry Tweeting this WEEKS ago
Mix of admiration and squick for that British chap Steven Fry who played Jeeves to perfection but who is a radical lefty.
Joke based on a popular saying of mine.
Advice to stop what you’re doing that’s making progressives look bad, on the grounds that I really care about you and don’t want you to look mean-spirited or raaaaacist.
I watched some Mitch Hedberg this afternoon. Great stuff.
Attempt to distract from the post followed by general idiocy.
__Passing reference to a foreign language preposition through centuries-long misunderstanding become now thingylike__
attempt to return to topic with short reminiscence of how things were better back then.
inane HTML laughter surrounded by kiddie grammar and giggly derision at silly xtian ‘thuglicans followed by reference to Srah Palins sere vj … and another insipid link to head pounding pop dance video for happyfeet… lulz …
sarah … lulz
stalking jeff … stalking jeff … stalking jeff … outing jd … stalking jeff …
Snarky putdown of old troll with new name.
… outrage … outrage … outage … LINKLINKLINKLINKLINK …outrage …reference to debunked study on conservative insanity … outrage … outrage … LINKLINKLINKLINK … outrage … crazee creationist reference which has nothing to do with the topic … more off topic blather … outrage … concert …
… connecting McGehee and typical hicktard weed chewin’ redneck tea bagger … attempts to instill narrative with references to McGehee’s obvious insanity as shown by his ginormous head … LINKLINKLINKLINK … CONCERT … freebird!
failed attempt at starving the troll. Exasperation. Rhetorical eye rolling and assertions of improbable geneological background of troll.
Declaration of TrollHammering™ of said old troll with new name, along with a statement for said troll to stick to one name.
Attempt at self-referential humor that, like a massive star in its death throes, collapses to form a black hole, and is unable to escape its event horizon.
Generic comment flailing due to boredom with current task.
Inevitable “FTFY” response.
Request for a sporting event open thread.
_Something that makes more sense in my head, but which when put to paper is just confusing_
completely off-topic copypasta of whatever stupid shit Charles Johnson is saying today
Six hundred word wall of text that no one reads past the first sentence.
Correction of trivial typo from previous comment.
It has been floating around the internets for a week or so and it is very clever.
Some xtianist blather about the immorality of women french kissing, and how along with abortion it shoud be OUTLAWED!1!11!eleventy
BURN THE
BWITCHES!Declaration of deep concern for the constant downward direction of posts at Protien Wisdom since 200X along with a misspelling of “Protein” which adds poignancy, or pregnancy, or something other than pointing to troll’s idiocy.
Gratuitous mention of an adult beverage.
Conspicuous absence of dancing armadillo, and copious noting of same.
Lame attempt to tie topic into re-education camps.
god I hate her
Denunciation.
Lamentations over the recent obsession of another commenter. Rude comment and eventual apology.
white hot hilarity after thread is long dead and there’s no one to see it
Trackback link.
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feeling’s mutual, smarmi
non sequitur made for ironic effect, which may or may not lighten the mood. Either way, I’m good.
SELF-IDENTIFICATION WITH CRIMINALS!
completely off topic mention of another blogger, who happens to be a big dick.
FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY IRONIC EXCLAMATION!
something I got at Ralph’s that was very tasty and what I probably shouldn’t have gotten but it was compelling cause of the compelling parts and also it was tasty
Disintegration into strange foodie thread with recipes and resturants.
Parody song in a pathetic cry for attention
Link to photo of attractive woman embedded in a positive comment on her figure.
My comment is special because it’s got a round number!
Utterly non-gratuitous mention of an adult beverage.
Blog-whorish referral to an off-topic story, linking to my blog which is merely a one line hyper-link to the actual story.
cliched request for al to replace computer components due to reflexive expectoration upon reading said hilarity
jigger empty, again
FIRST!!!!!
plus mention of local beer no one else in the country can buy.
REDS! The Sequel.
Many think it should have won more Oscars first time around.
Comment made to wrong thread.
remind everyone that I’m not a big fan of Bush
Xx xxxx xx xxxxxx xx xxxxx!!
Xx xxxx xx
xxxxxxyyyyyy xx xxxxx!!FTFY
remind macgruder that most of us aren’t either
mockingly chastise self for misspelling mcgruder
not so cryptic complaint about Glenn Reynolds never linking this site, followed by self-effacing joke — probably ending with the word COCK in all caps.
Sycophantic remark about how Insta-Glenn’s readers are the losers in that deal.
Wonders whether mcgruder is talking about the politician, or feminine grooming choices.
Darleen, Serr8d is pulling for your team.
someone what hearts Bush more than red velvet cupcakes and he is quite passionate about the cupcakes what are red and velvet if not noble and wise and generally speaking quite good leaders with admirable temperaments and goodly amounts of dignity
expired comment about how reader missed the fun and wishes she had been there. And also SPRINKLES!
Obligatory, but mostly off-topic Monty Python reference.
Noooooobody expects the mostly off-topic Monty Pythin reference.
Nooooooobody expects me to be able to make typo free comments.
Late visitor lamenting “What’d I miss?”, again. Just before reminding JD that the Colts did, in fact, lose the Super Bowl.
public inquiry into the implicit (and quite possibly unintended) racism on display in this video.
Obama says: Obey.
enjoying Cavaliers victory, but at the same time wondering I drank so much bourbon and magic hat knowing tomorrow I have a full day of work, actual work, ahead of me. Saying, “fuck it, I might as well have another”…
Now lamenting the fact that I forgot to type “why” before the “I drank…” in the preceding comment.
Stilted bloviating full of name dropping and ten dollar words that only four other people reading are over-educated enough to figure out enough to realize this comment makes absolutely no sense.
Hilariously clever comment repeating what somebody else already said four hours ago, but which I missed because I was too pleased with my cleverness to read the thread before posting.
Pointing out to Joe that, yes, I already said that.
lamintations and sighs over fave football team’s dismal season and former coach. Half-hearted grumbles at the scheudenfreude of opponents giggling at strange GQ contest.
Sockpuppeted paraphrase of something this obscure historical figure either said, or is widely believed to have said.
Subsequent non-sockpuppeted comment in which I forgot to unsockpuppet myself.
Pretend-criticism of the sockpuppet for not having gone away when I meant it to.
Winged wingerz winging wingery KKKlan wings!1!1!! You’re all RAAAAAAAAAAAACISTS! That’s the only possible explanation for your dissent for O!s agenda!
Focault!
Celine!
Marx!
Simpsons reference playing off of earlier comment.
EPIC FAIL!!!
plastic surgery, again
Observes to Darleen “Hey, I resemble that remark!” in a gleeful, jocular and cuttingly-edgy-rapier-like way.. )
Asking for whereabouts of former daily commenter who is needed to explain this thread.
With a follow-up vote summary pointing out that Lane Kiffin has a better chance of winning this thing than John McCain EVER had of winning his last election, even though he chose the best possible VP candidate EVAH, happyfeet’s nishi-induced post-coitus election-loss lamentations notwithstanding…
NATALIE GULBIS, 27 Why couldn’t she be the golfer with a sex addiction? 43% (21064 Votes)
LANE KIFFIN, 34 Such a pretty girl. Sure raises a ruckus. 57% (28211 Votes)
Carefully gauging how popular it is, then contemptuously announcing that I won’t go see it because I don’t follow fashion.
desperate plea for attention hidden within a ridiculous assertion.
and pie! which requires no explanation
Lament at streaming video being blocked at work, so cannot confirm if you all are talking about the hilariously generic “Movie Title” trailer that came out recently.
Putting up tinyurl link to OT NSFW website with no warning.
Half-assed apology for same.
You mean like this geoffb?
Boobies.
oh, sorry
Snark at all the internet wusses hiding behind their precious “handles”.
Snide meta comment about meta thread.
declaration that I have to go. Followed by five more comments over the next hour.
LOLcat
Correction of misused homonym, followed by incorrect speculation on etymology, which leads to a comment on how it all figures in to LDS history.
Link to picture of kitty doing something cute.
List of logical fallacies contained in single troll dropping.
Query for free technical advice.
Pretend horror at supposed racism followed by actual religious bigotry.
Outrage at bh for calling me out.
Link to a Glenn Beck video that no one follows or comments on.
Failed attempt to start a gratuitous flame war.
Meta response to help query.
Whinge about not getting a hat tip.
Short textual interjection to connote physical laughter.
Warning that it’s all about to fall to pieces and advice about stocking up on soup and canned veg.
I did never not touched that WOMAN!
Query on which of the census questions I’m legally obligated to answer.
Question mark Question mark Question mark Question mark Question mark dot dot dot dot dot
Wry remark.
Link to comment linking to answer to question posed.
Farewell in youth slang or foreign language.
Boast at having answered question #9 as a true Outlaw and also in purple pen, even though they ask for blue or black.
OUTLAW!
Comment deleted by author.
Link previously posted upthread.
Bemused indifference.
Bad HTML link< /a>
Followed by a D’Oh!
Random note that the new show Justified on FX is very very good television.
You will do as you are told, until the Chinese, Japanese and Saudis come to claim their rightful ownership of your body and property. You’ll be allowed to keep your soul. For now.
But at least, until then, you’ll have US GOVERNMENT
CHEESEHEALTH CARE!(That’ll be a $100 fine per household member you dared deem ‘American’. Pay up, to the friendly ACORN census worker, kthxbye.)
Well wishes for a sound night’s sleep to one who is assumed to be turning in.
Unexpected interjection by rarely seen member of the community. Perfunctorily delivered and hopeless remonstrance to Nishi regarding the virtue of humility.
snooty comment on what a frivolous waste of time this thread is, and a staunch refusal to read or post further on same.
_Obligatory plug for Squid ™ brand torches and pitchforks_
Pedantic pointing-out of obvious error in comment whose wit I can’t hope to match, ever.
I WIN!
Bemused regret at having been the last to hop this bandwagon.
After some weeks, Latin American pr0n spam, with keywords repeated umpty dozen times.
Obligatory St Patrick reference of driving the snakes out Congress, White House, Ireland, PW refernece.
RSM/Smitty link showing the way to prompt an Instalanche in the future, praise to GR with 80s pop video link (if he was stroking the Corner he would have put up a Duran Duran reference video).
NEW THREAD!
I denounce this video, and BAN FROM THE INTRATUBES ANYONE WHO WATCHES IT AND CALL ME A PINHEAD!
link
I AM NOW THE OFFICIAL KING OF ALL COCKSLAPPER3! (…slapped in turn with a hefty fine, for having proved it…)
This Semi-off topic, confused comment at the bottom of the thread, badly spelled and punctuated…sprinkled with drug references and a vague inference to anal sex, sometimes done up like a pitch for a bad TV show or action movie, will be ignored. Like that one uncle at Thanksgiving that always smells of urine and peanut butter. ,,,,,
Expression of gratitude to those marketing my wares while I’m away.
Random spam, which only remains until Jeff wakes up.
So what’d I miss?
Obligatory St. Patrick inspired music video from an
IrishLatvian American band.Confession of inebriated state.
Possible ray of hope? Intrade prediction of Obamacare passing crashed last night to 35 percent then rebounded in the morning to 65. A sign these numbers are being fucked with by manipulators from the Democratic party? http://www.intrade.com/
cue the inspirational theme music.
Ooops. Sorry Joe, that was me.
Duhhhh….uuhhhhh….picking nose…duhhh….eating booger….duh-uh….
Obligatory note that RD/meya and Willie the Racist skin flute player Yelverton are mendoucheous twatwaffles. That is all.
Rickroll attempt.
Angry flame posted in the wrong thread
Another drive-by comment on thread by rarely-seen, obscure commenter.
175th!
Another comment to the wrong thread that by sheer luck is funny in the context of this thread.
Yet another ranting about how kewl I am and how hard I am lulzing over you squarez.
Announcement of my opinion that this is the Best. Thread. Ever.
Briefly true claim that this is the last comment.
Brief cameo appearance in comment section for no real reason.
Insert spam ad for Russian mail order brides or penile enlargement here.
Frist!
Trackback from South Korean phishing site.
Obligatory “Where did everybody go?” comment.
Attempt by troll to get the last word in on something from 2 days and 150 comments earlier that everyone else has flogged to death back then and then dropped.
Long, smug rant on how you so-called “conservatives” are just a bunch of pansies. You’ll see.