HM: “You ever hear that song about the meatball that rolled off the table and into a bush? That was me. Though it helped that the bush in question was already wet as a canoe bottom. So I can’t take all the credit…”
HM: “You ever hear that song about the meatball that rolled off the table and into a bush? That was me. Though it helped that the bush in question was already wet as a canoe bottom. So I can’t take all the credit…”
As long as it wasn’t another bush…
This’ll bring out the rabble.
Yet all the while he kept thinking of a steaming plate of linguini with clam sauce.
Sadly, this post is cast in a pop-culture reference I don’t understand. Is it possible to translate this into Star Trek-ese? I’m imagining something with Kirk, green Orion slave girls, and a cup of tribble-infested coffee, perhaps?
I LOVE BUSH! Especially wet ones…
Hold on to your
meatballs, everybody … (fettucine is just flat spaghetti).If Natasha McElhone were a lesbian seeking to attend my prom, she would have my permission. Depending on what her date looked like, of course.
Hank Moody is a “misunsterstood” whining little douche on a Showtime series hardly anyone watches.
Just like Jeff.
Well, except that I can’t quit Jeff. Which is why I keep coming back, despite my ostensible loathing of the man. His beauty. It haunts me.
It’s too bad the aliens didn’t take RD instead of Mulder’s sister.
Soon I’ll have comment approval. Meantime, I’ll use some of my misunderstood genius to play with RD’s comments any way I choose.
Asking him to fuck off out of here doesn’t seem to take, unfortunately.
Does the Five Second Rule apply to a meatball which has rolled off the table and under a bush?
Shit. That last one cost a whole slew of Reverend Lovejoys.
You’re like Bender in Breakfast Club. You can’t stop yourself. And the detention just keeps piling up.
Only instead of scoring Molly R you wind up with Emilio Esteves all up in you.
“I’ll be ready. Oh yes. I’ll be ready…”
progg loser
mr jeff g.
looking at the lay of the land, will you be selling “buy squid™ pitchforks” bumper stickers anytime soon?
pw folks how about a squid™ pitchforks brand bumper sticker design contest?
design here
Charles hearts RD
It’s weird watching an anonymous nobody with obvious psychological problems trying to taunt someone who has a respected blog where lots of people congregate. It’s like a day old clump of dog shit making fun of the park.
The funniest thing about the cockslap is how often it’s mentioned on lefty sites, or by lefty trolls in the comments.
It’s like they needed me to say it so that they could pretend to be outraged, even as they use it themselves every chance they get.
Like, for instance, RD here tonight.
You usually have to wait until they can blackface someone or use “nigger” to see them so excited!
Our esteemed host wrote:
I tasted my Lenten Friday dinner of peanut butter crackers and Mountain Dew on the way down; please don’t make me taste it again on the way up.
RD wrote:
Yeah, ’cause there’s really nothing that says nature quite like a splinter in your bare ass.
On top of spaghetti
All covered in cheese
I lost my poor meatballs
When somebody sneezed.
They rolled cross the table
An onto the floor
And then my poor meatballs
Rolled right out the door.
They in the garden
And under a bush
And my poor meat balls
Were nothing but mush.
If you love your meatballs
All covered in cheese
Hold onto your meatballs
And don’t ever sneeze.
(And Don’t Ever Sneeze.)
Condensed RD:
*wibble*
These are the best RD comments EVA! He’s really taken his game up a notch. I’m just grateful I didn’t see what he said before they went through “the filter.”
Think of it as an editor RD.
rd is a minor league troll of the sophomoric variety; run-of-the-mill, bathtub ring dull, as predictable as a wind-up jack-in-the-box, and stupefyingly boring. A ‘2’ on the troll scale (given thor was an 8, eugenics nishi a 4, and poor guitar hero William a -1).
*wibble, wibble*
(I am helping RD with future comments. I am a humanitarian like that.)
rd is a minor league troll of the sophomoric variety; run
Well sure. Before Jeff tweeks the comments. Then they are the BESTEST EVA.
We prefer circularly challenged.
No wait, that was last year, its planarly enabled now. Yeah that’s it.
RD reminds me of the chickenhawk or one of Foghorn Leghorns other indefatigable little pissant nemesis.
There is a distinct flavor of a certain “B” word in there. Foghorn had a dog didn’t he?
Foghorn Leghorns other indefatigable little pissant nemesis.,
Who ever thought of responding to an Alphabet Soup? Instead of eating it?