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I have been looking forward to finally seeing this movie…. my heart goes twitter…
#1
Me too, until #@%&in’ Jeff went and spoiled the ending for me.
Cause a chump got no funk.
Okay. A movie that will hook you.
Donuts are tasty. Also they are the future.
Okay. Exploitation is hard to do well.
I thought donuts were the reason we had to reform health care RIGHT NOW!
Having to fill them and all.
Happyfeet. The magic is in the hole.
tl;dr
I’m glad cupcakes are not the future, because this is for real the gayest thing I’ve seen in weeks.
There, there Abe.
Don’t hate the black
Don’t hate the white
If you get bit
Just hate the bite
Obama: I am told to cut back.
Sherlock Holmes 2009
“Catch, Holmes, Watson, no chicken suit.”
Any man whose manhood is threatened by pink cupcakes doesn’t have enough manhood to be threatened by pink cupcakes.
So, this movie, Black Dynamite…should I wait for the DVD, or…? I haven’t seen Avatar just yet, btw.
Because Shams liked it, mostly.
“English, muthafucka! Do you speak it?”
Best.
Critique.
Ever.
I’m still coming back from some vicious flu, but I hope to be posting more here coming up.
A little flu-buzz and a few shots of NyQuil® might be just the right prescription for a Citizen Journalist interview.
I interviewed myself. Got a big fat “no comment, fucker” spit into my face.
The only true curative is a full bottle of Robi DM brought down in a single pull.
Then, sometimes you’re standing up but you’re pretty sure you’re sitting down and a fat man, your buddy, will say, “We’re all gonna die alone.” That’s gonna fuck with you but walk away from that group. Instead, play pinball or an early SEGA game. Preferably that blue hedgehog or hockey.
My cough syrup shaman work aside, take it easy, Jeff. Seriously, that’s the thing to do when you’re sick. Just lay around for a couple days.
Flu, eh? Swine or swallow?
I interviewed myself. Got a big fat “no comment, fucker” spit into my face.
Well, you tried. Don’t beat yourself up over it.
African or European?
According to my bird book, it’s neither African nor European. It’s a variety known as “nicepeople.”
Well…I guess that flu shot you got was worth shit.
On the other hand, you’re probably sterile now…
Shit…fuck donuts, just let me eat my waffle, ok?