Wow. Take away all the cursing I do, and I’m not even remotely funny…
[Related: That Noam Chomsky’s one insipid little cockring, ain’t he…? I mean, talk about an assface! Am I right…?
Work with me here, people. [tap tap] …Hey, is this thing even on…?]
Wot – the space guy on vacation, or sumpthin?
This a regular gig, or just Summer Stock?
http://members.aol.com/movieboy5/summerstock.html
(Congrats, Jeff)
Just a one-time deal, Ray. But thanks. They edited the hell out of everything, though. I hardy recognized myself…
Damn, Jeff. If I hadn’t read your blog on a daily basis I’d say you have the attention span of a gnat. On second thought, let me retract that qualifier…
The Guinness Book Record for watermelon seed spitting of 68 feet, 9 1/8 inches must now be revised.
Please check this out. Hyperbole is one thing, but hitting a Crisco can at 147 yards is a pretty good rifle shot, unless you have a scope mounted
Yeah, I noticed the Redneck Triathlon lost an event… and the best one, too!
Well, I guess it depends on whose cousin you get to, uh… never mind.
Hey, congrats are in order anyways, Jeff.