Here’s a snippet of conversation I overheard at Blockbuster the other night between two dorky white guys in Dockers:
First Guy: “No I’m not rentin’ any bullshit Serendipity. What are you, a fag?”
Second Guy: “Yeah, right, I’m the fag. I got two words for you, buddy: Kate fucking Beckinsale.”
First Guy (leering): “That chick from Titanic? Yee-ah, boy! I’d definitely tap that ass… Titties?”
Second Guy: “What, in the movie?”
First Guy: “No, in my mouth.”
Second Guy: “Sheeeeee-it. I know you savin’ some of that nipply goodness for a brothah, yo…!”
Then they laughed raucously and high-fived each other. So I shot them.
*[thanks, jacques]
Had to be done, I’m sure the DA will immediately drop the case when he finds out what they said first.
<blockquote><i>Yee-ah, boy. I’d definitely tap that ass… </i></blockquote>
No doubt, you did ‘em a favor. Did you make sure to destroy the mouthrinse-blue Audi outside with the Jay-Z sticker on the window as well?
good shot
It had to be done, it really had to be done, same way with Munchkins, when you come across a few in the wild you just got to cull the herd.
You should pay for the Blockbusters cleaning fee though, that’s only fair.
What astonishes me is how many clueless white turd sniffers pick all of the worst things about black culture to emulate, and miss the cool things. No wonder blacks get so offended. You’re not black are you Jeff? Like Whoopi?