From your friends in sunny, terrorist-rich Florida… (hi, Andrea!)
The AP reports that “the newest candidate challenging Secretary of State Katherine Harris in her bid for Congress is truly an underdog: a border collie mix.
“Percy the dog is running as a write-in candidate in the Republican primary, said his owner and campaign manager, Wayne Genthner.”
[…] His official campaign bio describes Percy as a compassionate conservative who takes a hard-line with social parasites, particularly fleas and worms. His past is free of sex scandals, due to ‘timely neutering.’
Harris, who faces one Republican challenger and five Democrats for the open congressional seat, is not concerned.
Percy ‘has a lot of paws to shake to catch up,’ said campaign spokeswoman Jessica Furst.
Well, now there’s an instance of the tail, er…um…
You know what? No. Go ahead and make your own bitch jokes this time. I’m no trained monkey.
Have I mentioned it’s 100 degrees in Denver today? Well it is. And my ear canals are like a coupla fondue pots.
There are too many people in my state with too much time on their hands. Wonder how many votes Percy will get.
Eeeew. Earwax fondue. Takes me back to my time in Switzerland.
See. It’s hot. Told you. It never used to get hot, did it? In fact, we used to call summer ‘Spring 2’.
But you had it coming.
And don’t say you weren’t warned. May all you GW-nay-sayers melt like you were in a big meltingy-pot kind of thing.
Hey, that’s a good idea for a song.
Sounds kinda sexy, don’t it?