So it turns out I’m not the sexiest male blogger (that honor goes to a middle-aged, displaced North Dakotan with a light saber fetish, God Bless frickin’ America!) — and now, to make matters even worse, I’m not even the funniest, according to voters in Malibu Barbie’s latest online degradation.

Tim Blair my ass.

Just wait until the “Best Endowed Male Blogger” poll comes out, is all I’ve got to say. I’ve got some photos that’ll turn your socks white.

Bastards.