“What the fuck is a ‘World Anthem,’ and why in the name of all that’s holy are these educational bureaucrats allowing it to be played at my kid’s graduation ceremony? Where’s the freakin’ ‘Star Spangled Banner,’ for shit’s sake?!”
….Is what one Denver-area couple wondered on May 24th.
(Well, without the “fuck” and the “shit’s sake,” I mean. That was me, embroidering. I do so love the swear words.)
Who wants to hear the blessed Star Spangled Banana sung in a Communist Government School anyway? That would be a worse insult. And while I’m on my soapbox, someone please give those negligent campers a medal of patriotism for resisting Big Government’s ban on campfires in Pike during drought conditions. What kind of friggin’ country is this if the government takes away our God-given right to build an old-fashioned American campfire? What’s next–a ban on apple pie? An investigation into Haliburton? (Oops, I forgot: PRIVATE PROPERTY is being threatened by those spreading flames. Quick, someone find those damned nature-lovin’ hippie campers and shoot ‘em!)
And by “big government” you mean the state of Colorado, right?
Cause I have to live here. I’ll tell you one thing: My SUV never caused near as much damage as one stupid knot of greeny knowitalls with a lycra tent, some rucksacks, and two sticks and a stone…