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Buy this book

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And no, I don’t get a penny. Which is too bad, frankly, because I’m all but bust.

269 Replies to “Buy this book”

  1. psycho... says:

    Hey! You’re that guy from the internet!

  2. Jeff G. says:

    I was.

    Back when it counted.

  3. JD says:

    I would like to buy Jeff’s book.

  4. dicentra says:

    Jeff!

    I’m very sorry, but you’re being reported to Colonel Flag @whitehouse.gov.

    You will be sent to The Village for an attitude adjustment until you are no longer unmutual.

    I was.

    Back when it counted.

    Who are you kidding? It never counted.

    Now, get back here, ya big lug!

  5. happyfeet says:

    The internet is expanding except for MySpace which is not expanding and relative to the rest of the internet which is expanding it is actually shrinking. So as long as your site isn’t a MySpace page you’re way ahead of the game the way I see it.

  6. Patrick says:

    Glad to see you’re alive. I was just going to send out the big Swiss Mountain Dog with a cask of Herradura and a GPS collar.

  7. Joe says:

    If Twitter kills the internet star, then you know things are really fucked.

  8. dicentra says:

    Twitter is interesting only in spurts, such as when Treacher live-comments a press conference or people participate in the #1stdraftmovielines thread.

    Other than that, you might as well listen in to conversations at a busy lunch counter.

  9. happyfeet says:

    Twitter is gonna end up skewing female is my suspicion. I might have data on that actually.

  10. happyfeet says:

    nothing yet that’s so weird – this keeps coming up … maybe later this month …

  11. happyfeet says:

    twitter in the pop culture at 2:06

  12. Adriane says:

    Jeff –

    just show up to a Town Hall in a Brooks Brothers suit and some swastikas and you’ll get paid megabucks by Big Tonsils. I’m going to pay off my Gothic Lesbians of Color Studies student loans that way…

  13. General Danger says:

    Major Goldstein,

    We are starting a new I/O campaign so the Moujass for Mojo program has been suspended; now get back in the fight Soldier.

    (Hope that you and yours are doing well:)

  14. serr8d says:

    Damn, it’s good to see your name up there, Jeff.

    At some point I’ll prolly buy Vman’s book. But there’s a few (dozen) unread items ahead of it. I won’t read it e-style, so it’ll have to be the paperback version.

    Best,

    Serr

  15. Bob Reed says:

    Jeff,
    I hear that there’s work to be had fomenting insurrections…Sound like something you might be able to sink your teeth into?

    I hear Big Medicine! and Big Insurance! are paying pretty well…

    Of course, you have to provide your own swastikas…

    I hope that you are enjoying the summer, and that you and yours are doing fine.

  16. serr8d says:

    Twitter is gonna end up skewing female is my suspicion.

    Then this ultimate loser should’ve taken advantage.

  17. alppuccino says:

    T-ball is a vengeful mistress.

  18. LTC John says:

    I’m still waiting for the Jeff book. Or movie. Or other work of art.

    “I hear Big Medicine! and Big Insurance! are paying pretty well…”

    I’m a mid-level guy at a huge Swiss Insurance Behemoth, and I can’t seem to find any of that crazy money stashed around here. Or villany instructions. Do you think Mrs. Pelosi might have been a bit hyperbolic?

  19. alppuccino says:

    When I hold up my sign in one hand, and I hold my bag of insurance money in the other, I become a human swastika.

  20. You (and your commenters) and Vman and Vanderleun and Whittle (back when he used to write, dammit– who has time to wait for videos to load and watch scripted shit?) are the only reason to keep the intardtubes open.

  21. McGehee says:

    Jeff is doing much better at that “no posting” discipline here than I am on my own site. I’ve backslid and already have two real blog posts up since August began.

    I must re-dedicate myself to the not posting.

    Ommmmmm….

  22. meya says:

    Self published. DIY. Good stuff.

  23. SBP says:

    You and your fellow travelers don’t get to control the media any more, SFAG. Sorry.

    It must really suck to be a publishing hack who’s spent years fighting his way to the top of the dung heap, only to find that technology has made him irrelevant.

  24. Carin says:

    SBP, how can you question the quality of literature being put out by the industry? For shame. No, no it’s better we let them tell us what we need to read.

  25. meya says:

    I’ve been a supporter of DIY ever since I read the turner diaries.

    “It must really suck to be a publishing hack who’s spent years fighting his way to the top of the dung heap, only to find that technology has made him irrelevant.”

    I think the hacks at Regnery still got it good. Guaranteed market, mass speed wingnuttia, instant best seller!

  26. Salt Lick says:

    Guaranteed market, mass speed wingnuttia, instant best seller!

    Valerie Plame Wilson. LOL.

  27. Salt Lick says:

    OK, I’m going to buy this book because I’m into supporting Outlaws and John Galts. And I’m going to do it even though I lost 1/3 my life savings last fall, and I’m unemployed, and my wife is going to kick my butt. But…. Outlaw!

  28. Salt Lick says:

    When I hold up my sign in one hand, and I hold my bag of insurance money in the other, I become a human swastika.

    I’m seeing “Walk Like an Egyptian,” you freak.

  29. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Jeff’s been pretty damned good on his book recommendations, so I think I’ll pick this one up, too. I used to read Vman more, when I could get to his site at work, so, the book should be outstanding. But, the book I’m really waiting for is by this guy named Jeff Goldstein. That dude is hilarious, intelligent and has a way with words. Hope the Tball’s been great Jeff. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

  30. Darleen says:

    Hi Boss!

    Yep, I’ll buy the book, too. Next week after payday. More interested in buying yours.

  31. Darleen says:

    I don’t see what’s so sneer-worthy of DIY

    Think “Blair Witch Project”

    And here is where I do a shameless plug for my friend’s indie film Identity Theft.

  32. I’ll buy yours.

    And hurry up about it. I just read the crappiest airplane book ever, about 200 pages of utter garbage, published this year but the hero somehow managed to fly across the country in an L1011 (WTF!) and had to wonder at the “marvel of the internet”. I’d ask for that couple of hours of my life back, but seeing as I landed safely in my Embraer 145 I figure me and God are even…for now…

    L1011, we should be so lucky…

  33. Jeff G. says:

    When I publish it’ll be DIY, as well. We already have an audience from the web. Do you really think some publishing house is going to push new non-genre fiction by somebody outside of NY or LA?

  34. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    Ali Eteraz’s book is going to be published in October by Random House i think.
    Jeff Percifelds (Beautiful Atrocities) YA book is going to prolly be published by some brit shop. Hes in negotiations.

    I’ll buy YOUR book.
    Where the hell is it?

  35. Joe says:

    Comment by Jeff G. on 8/6 @ 8:07 am #

    When I publish it’ll be DIY, as well. We already have an audience from the web. Do you really think some publishing house is going to push new non-genre fiction by somebody outside of NY or LA?

    Possibly. But only if you are saying what they want to hear.

  36. When I publish it’ll be DIY, as well. We already have an audience from the web. Do you really think some publishing house is going to push new non-genre fiction by somebody outside of NY or LA?

    Nope. That’s why when I write mine it’ll be about a group of pre-teen vampire girls, friends since pre-school, one rich, one poor but determined to make it, one middle class girl with talent and stage aspirations who is also a victim of domestic violence, and one driven African American who has a full scholarship to Harvard Med at 13 despite being raised only by her grandmother who is somehow old enough to be a former slave. They’ll spend their time dancing around the kitchen table lip-synching into spoons and hairbrushes when they aren’t dying of cancer, falling in love with and then killing vampires, learning important life lessons from old, homeless people, getting beaten by or watching their mother get beaten by the father/boyfriend they just can’t stop loving, and uncovering international conspiracies by the NSA/Masons/the Catholic Church/shadowy group of businessmen to keep women in their place/hide important historical truths/despoil the environment/steal massive amounts of money, or losing their collective virginity.

  37. Joe says:

    Lost My Cookies, have you pitched that to HBO yet?

    Of course we all all Nazis (according to Pelosi) or at best just run of the mill racists. Personally, I think Ace nailed it when he commented with the latest poll that shows 42% of the country thinks Obama is a Heath Ledger kind of joker and that 50% think of Obama as a more urbane Jack Nicholson kind of joker.

  38. Bob Reed says:

    Wow LMC,
    You just about hit all of the liberal-progressive cliches in one paragraph!

  39. I will as soon as I figure which song they lip-sync to. Motown or late sixties pop? Or maybe something obscure that no 14 year-old girl has ever heard before, but with enough of a hook it will drive the trailer and iTunes downloads through the roof… maybe GWAR?

  40. Salt Lick says:

    There seem to be numerous aspiring authors here, so FWIW, I’ve spent the last hour trying to buy V-man’s book, with no success, because I can’t access the right side of the Lulu pages necessary to complete the purchasing process. I’ve contacted Lulu via e-mail, and got form messages in return.

    So, my working wife gave me marching orders this morning to investigate bellying up to that $4500 clunker trough, and I’m moving on.

  41. Some shitart Lefty Editor says:

    Nope. That’s why when I write mine it’ll be about a group of pre-teen vampire girls

    Love it. Say no more. Here’s an advance. When can you start?

  42. Matt says:

    Anyone low on funds should really look into taking the “Big Insurance” money to astroturf a townhall. I mean, you show up, wave around your swastika, show off your new custom tailored suit, disrupt the meeting, collect your check. Its so easy a caveman could do it.

  43. ThomasD says:

    When I publish…

    Definite. I like it.

  44. A Caveman says:

    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……

  45. COB Speicher Dewclaw says:

    You forgot cash for clunkers and pulling your welfare check.

    Money sources GALORE!

  46. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    “Its so easy a caveman could do it.”

    or a birther. lawlz.

    its about to get a lot harder though…….. astro-proofing.

  47. Jeff G. says:

    Not surprised Ali and Percifield were able to land deals.

    They’d probably be able to get teaching gigs, as well. It’s of a piece. Talent is great to have. But you need talent and some Otherness these days.

  48. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    lol if you aren’t Other who is?
    an elite intelligent conservative?

    rawr.

    oh yeah….. still more astro-proofing.

  49. Jeff G. says:

    it also recommends coordinating the event with the member of Congress ahead of time to agree on a format for the town-hall and address concerns, selecting a strong moderator to keep the discussion disciplined, establish ground rules for conduct, and “assign marshals to take care of moving the crowd, keeping people organized and orderly, and acting as security should any need arise to ask noisy or disruptive protesters to leave.”

    That seems to be the answer to the question, “When is a Townhall meeting not really a Townhall meeting.”

    But hey — the ends justify the means, right?

    Now back to ignoring humans, whom on the whole I’ve come to distrust.

  50. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    I think the force-amplification gambit (teaparties, astroturfing townhalls) is FAILcity.
    Next move?

  51. JD says:

    Good to see you, Jeff. Hope all is well.

  52. JD says:

    STFU, you genocidal twat, Nishit.

  53. maggie katzen says:

    oh yeah….. still more astro-proofing.

    I think you need to define it as something else, because what you’re linking too is super astro-turfing. but it’s the “right people” so it’s okay. HCAN? for reals?

  54. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    Yes Jeff, that is a cheat move.
    Obama is playing tit-for-tat.

    There’s been a lot of analysis of this, and it turns out that honesty isn’t the best policy. One guy decided to run a computer tournament; people were permitted to create algorithms in a synthetic language which would have the ability to keep track of previous exchanges and make a decision on each new exchange whether to be honest or to cheat. He challenged them to see who could come up with the one which did the best in a long series of matches against various opponents. It turned out that the best anyone could find, and the best anyone has ever found, was known as “Tit-for-tat”.

    On the first round, it plays fair. On each successive round, it does to the other guy what he did the last time.

    When Tit-for-tat plays against itself, it plays fair for the entire game and maximizes output. When it plays against anyone who tosses in some cheating, it punishes it by cheating back and reduces the other guys unfair winnings.

    No-one has ever found a way of defeating it.

  55. maggie katzen says:

    this is the song that never ends…

  56. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    yes maggie, its a cheat move.
    it is supposed to be.

  57. JD says:

    It has a new talking point. And it is out of meds. Someone call the orderly.

  58. Bob Reed says:

    What kind of “Otherness” are you referring to Jeff? I know it may be difficult to come by a teaching gig in the Colorado university system, but have you considered any private schools? And how far are you from the Air Force academy; admittedly thay are more of a technical school but those folks have to study literature and linguistics also; admittedly though not the kind of specialized stuff you are interested in…

    SBP has mentioned online professorships before. Maybe you should contact him about that kind of thing. It might be something that could tide you over until you can finish some of your projects.

    Just a few suggestion. I’m sure that you’ve thought of them all from time to time.

    Best Wishes

  59. Carin says:

    I liked this bit:

    HCAN suggests its activists interrupt the conservatives when they get disruptive–and organize people in the group ahead of time who feel comfortable doing so. Say things like, “I want to hear the Representative speak. He’s the one voting on the bill. Representative, how will this
    bill help people who already have insurance at work?”

    The memo warns not to get into shouting matches with conservatives, but rather to keep raising the suggested questions. It does recommend liberals “demonstrate that we are the majority by chanting.”

    While I’d LOVE to hear the answer to that question, I imagine the necessary follow-up questioned wouldn’t be allowed. Like:
    1)Mr. Representative, how much MORE is this going to cost someone who already has insurance?
    2)Mr. Representative, how come a worker needs to go onto a public plan if they change jobs?

    The next suggestion? Of out-chanting the opposition? The irony, it burns. How DARE conservatives raise a ruckus. Let’s just outscream them!

  60. Jeff G. says:

    I’m not interested. I’m not saying I can’t get a gig. Just that I’ve seen how hires work, and I despise the process and the thinking behind the selections. Not always, but as a general rule.

  61. LTC John says:

    “Now back to ignoring humans, whom on the whole I’ve come to distrust.”

    I hear you, Ihave some of them shoot at me or put explody things where I walked or drove. On the other hand, sometimes they buy you a beer and make nice conversation.

  62. maggie katzen says:

    yes maggie, its a cheat move.
    it is supposed to be.

    um, you cheated first.

  63. Carin says:

    Yea yea, nishi. We’ve heard all about the game theory you so admire.

  64. JD says:

    Carin – That follows their thought pattern perfectly. It reminds me of how evil Bush deficits were bad bad bad, so the cure it to spend trillions upon trillions more.

  65. maggie katzen says:

    though I do love how they’ve been forced to call it “Health Insurance Reform ” on occassion.

  66. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    no, maggie, not in this Game.
    Obama made the opening gambit by offering dialog and compromise on healthcare.
    This is Obama’s Game.
    Conservatives lost the first time they made a cheat move.

    In tit-for-tat, if both sides play fair, that maximizes everybodies winnings.

  67. maggie katzen says:

    Obama made the opening gambit by offering dialog and compromise on healthcare.

    BWAH HA HA HAAAaaaa. cite?

  68. maggie katzen says:

    like all his other “offers of compromise” it’s just words.

  69. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    Health Insurance Reform is a deliberate tactic.

  70. JD says:

    Obama made the opening gambit by offering dialog and compromise on healthcare.

    Which was a dishonest fucking lie. You lose.

    Now, go back to your asylum, bugfucknutz.

  71. Bob Reed says:

    Fair enough. I remember how much soul selling, free labor, hard work, institutional “politics”, and arse kissing abounded from my days in grad school…

    So enjoy yourself, you’re a talented fellow. Find your muse and then chart any couse that appeals to you. And remember that not all humans are untrustworthy.

    Skepticism, and even a healthy amount of cynicism is ok, speaking from my own experience; just don’t let others actions steal the joy from your life…

  72. maggie katzen says:

    not so bipartisan :(

  73. Carin says:

    But, Obama’s deficits are the good kind, JD. Besides, you’re a hypocrite to bring it up because Reagan and Bush had deficits. Yada yada yada.

  74. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    Well…we do need reform.
    If conservatives had compromised they could have shared in the credit and put their own language in the bill.
    Now we get reform and they get no credit and have no say.
    It will be rammed down their throats.
    their choice.
    ;)

  75. JD says:

    Carin and Maggie – Nishit still has a mouthful of Teh One, so she does nt give a shit that they are fundamentally dishonest from the moment their lips start moving.

  76. Carin says:

    Let me state for the record, I could give a shit about “the game.” This isn’t a fucking game. And, your misrepresentation of the steps that have led us here are irrelevant.

    Isn’t it time for your afternoon LARP or something?

  77. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    Maggie, in tit-for-tat the player that initiated the game always responds in kind.
    A cheat move gets a cheat move, a fair move gets a fair move.

  78. JD says:

    It is not possible for it to be less honest.

  79. maggie katzen says:

    hmmmm, why have I never heard Obama mentioned the DeMint Bill? and how many Repubs ammendments have been shot down? I think it was last week that Dems voted that No, they won’t be putting themselves on this plan.

  80. Carin says:

    Compromised about WHAT? Give me ONE specific.

  81. maggie katzen says:

    not so honest.

  82. Carin says:

    Yea, but we didn’t cheat. Obama cheated first. OBAMA CHEATED FIRST.

    And, “we” haven’t cheated at all.

    I asked you yesterday what “disinformation” we’ve put out? No response.

    And, your astroturf proof has been weak. This isn’t made-up outrage. People ARE ACTUALLY outraged. It’s not fake. Claims to the contrary is one of your “cheat” moves.

  83. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    Carin….it is all game theory….politics, the market, the genes….
    games all the way down.

  84. Squid says:

    I love how when the electorate stands up to tell the elected that they’ve gone too far, the little genocidal socialist nitwit considers it a “cheat move.”

    Honestly, this place needs a better grade of statist drone.

  85. JD says:

    Obama “cheated” the moment he started talking about healthcare reform, as he lied about their motives, intentions, and desires insofar as everything they are pushing leads to single-payer, period. Nishit can squeal from now until the end of time, and Allah knows that the sucky Sufi most certainly will, but that will not change the facts.

  86. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    EGT

  87. JD says:

    WEDGE STRATEGY !

  88. John Sweeney says:

    AFL-CIO President John Sweeney called on affiliate unions to launch a 30-day campaign of activism in support of health care reform–and, perhaps most significantly, to turn out union members to town-hall meetings

    Make sure they dress like shit too. I don’t want to see anya my boyz in any fuckin’ tie or nuthin. I’ll have some signs and shit printed up, Tommy’ll have them in the trunk of my limo. And be fuckin’ careful with them. Any of youse that scratch my car won’t work this year. Got it? Now get out there and be loud. These docksider wearin’ assholes are on our turf.

  89. maggie katzen says:

    OMG, more repub amendments that didn’t pass.
    Now, who’s not having a debate?

  90. Nishi of the Nightfall says:

    well….I sure miss when Protein Wisdom was cooltown. Back when it counted.
    bye JeffieG
    write your book, dude.

  91. maggie katzen says:

    Mr. Sweeney, I thought you always provided matching t-shirts?

  92. JD says:

    She must hear the orderlies coming to get her.

  93. maggie katzen says:

    that’s it run away after being pounded with facts.

  94. John Sweeney says:

    Right on. I forgot. Guess I’ll heve to stop off at Wal…hey… you some kinda wise ass?

  95. Abe Froman says:

    STFU nishi. Lying is essence of progressive politics. You know it and blowing smoke up our asses like the disturbed little geekette that you are is nothing but a waste of our time. Why don’t you go throw your line of bullshit on a porcelain kitteh collectors’ message board? Dazzle the old ladies who are one the fence.

  96. Abe Froman says:

    on the fence

  97. JD says:

    It is always a bit fascinating to see someone that worships at the altar of teh science to hold facts and honesty in complete contempt.

  98. maggie katzen says:

    yeah, JD, “It’s all game theory!” no it’s all your kooky hypothesis that isn’t supported with any kind of data.

  99. Abe Froman says:

    Frankly I don’t know what’s worse; lefties who know that they’re lying but are arrogant enough to believe their notion of the greater good justifies it, or – more typical of trolls who come here – lefties who are simply too stupid to realize they’re mindlessly peddling lies.

  100. JD says:

    We are witnessing the development of Meme #9 for Nishit the Monster.

  101. geoffb says:

    Terminal dementia on the left. They always forget, they have too.

  102. JD says:

    Abe – the mindless ones are annoying, but relatively harmless. The ones that know they are trafficking in lies for their greater purpose have a greater potential to actually cause harm.

  103. JD says:

    I am going to have to think about that a little more, Abe. The debate over which is worse, the dishonest or the stupid, is rather interesting.

  104. Danger says:

    Nishi,

    The topic of the thread is a book recommendation so take your tit for tat crap somewhere else. We are not interested in playing your game here. Perhaps you should check into a game called history. The game play can be a bit repetative but I would suggest you start in the Jimmy Carter era. You might find it enlightening.

    And by the way Tit for tat ? hope and change. And the country is becoming more and more aware of it.

  105. Bob Reed says:

    So what else is new. After whining about MOBS at town hall meetings, the DNC is hiring union thugs to go on the Democrats behalf. There’s an extra bit of sweet, sweet irony in this in that the union thugs going to protest in favor of Obamacare will not be subject to it’s privations; much like the Congressional types and Federal employees…

    Funny how that is, eh? More of the usual hypocrisy and the, “it is good for thee, but not for me!” statist Democrat mindset…

    So much like the Rolling Stones hire the Hells Angels as security, so too are the Democrats bringing in the professional Brownshirts…

    Well I’d remind everyone that the British Soldiers were professionals too at the time of the Revolution. But they were taken down by an army comprised largely of citizen soldiers…

  106. JD says:

    Danger – Remember when Hopeychange told us that he was going to put and end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas? I wonder how flag@whitehouse.gov and the newly created Enemies List fits into that?

  107. JD says:

    Bob – The cognitive dissonance that should be afflicting the Left would make a normal human’s head assplode.

  108. Pablo says:

    Maggie, in tit-for-tat the player that initiated the game always responds in kind.

    Too bad you’re playing twit-for-twat. Piss off.

  109. Abe Froman says:

    I wasn’t clear enough JD, but I meant I don’t know which type is more unpleasant to deal with in a venue like this. I don’t take much pleasure in debating morons or psychopathic liars, so I mostly just mock all of them. But I think you’re right that those who knowingly lie for the “greater good” are far more insidious in the bigger picture.

  110. JD says:

    Gotcha, Abe. Both are mendoucheous twatwaffles, they just vary by degree.

  111. Mikey NTH says:

    It is always interesting when someone flips the game table over and starts throwing punches.

    Game theory assumes that everything remains as it was when the game started. No outside events come in and upset the positions of either player, or make that game irrelevant. However, real life does do that. All. The. Time.

    And Kate Mengele is a genocidal wanna-be and future Stasi.

  112. JD says:

    flag@whitehouse.gov

    I am watching you guys.

  113. JD says:

    This whole flag@whitehouse.gov just infuriates me, beyond description. Do any of you remember how fucking OUTRAGED the Left was over the TIPS program?

  114. JD says:

    This is an overt act to track people that are exercising their Rights under the Constitution for purely political purposes. And they are fucking advertising it.

  115. John Sweeney says:

    DNC is hiring union thugs to go on the Democrats behalf

    No they ain’t. They’re aksin’ all polite. If our guys show up, great. Mebbe I can help ’em out..you know, car payments and such, right? A man needs to take care of tings. Now if they don’t. Well less just say, some guys don’t like to work none. right?

  116. Carin says:

    Did you hear (on Rush) where Andy Gibbs acted like he didn’t know what flag@whitehouse.gov is? What? I don’t understand? bla bla bla.

  117. maggie katzen says:

    gawd, I would prefer Andy Gibbs. instead we got Robert. >: (

  118. Salt Lick says:

    I bet Robert’s voice gets high too when Rahm squeezes his nuts.

  119. Carin says:

    No, I like calling him Andy. Intelligence level is about the same. guy can’t answer a question.

  120. Danger says:

    “I wonder how flag@whitehouse.gov and the newly created Enemies List fits into that?”

    JD,

    I suppose they would justify it because the Bush administration started a hotline seeking tips about terrorist activities post 911(Obviously an apples vs orange comparison).

    But rather than contrasting themselves from what they claimed was immoral/illegal activity they use the idea as a means to a political end without regard to the will or benefit of the people.

    They see a brief window of opportunity to create a socialistic mandate and they sense the window may close before they can take advantage so their actions are becoming more and more desperate.

    President Bush had his faults for sure but taking the low-road was not one of them which reminded me of this:

    http://theconservatives.com/blog/2009/aug/05/study-contrast/

  121. Danger says:

    “Do any of you remember how fucking OUTRAGED the Left was over the TIPS program?”

    Beat me to it JD,

    I need to type faster in this venue;)

  122. maggie katzen says:

    No, I like calling him Andy.

    and here I thought “Family Guy” Gibbs was the most amusing name I’d heard for him today.

  123. JD says:

    Is there a link to the transcript where Andy Gibbs claimed that he did not know about flag@whitehouse.gov ?

  124. pdbuttons says:

    fibby magee

  125. Salt Lick says:

    This is an overt act to track people that are exercising their Rights under the Constitution for purely political purposes.

    I can’t wait to hear the harsh diffidence in David Brooks’s voice when he addresses this on Lehrer tomorrow night.

  126. JD says:

    David Brookth is a poofter. He prolly thinks this is a good thing.

  127. Salt Lick says:

    I don’t think he’s going to like it, JD. He’s going to feel BETWAYED!

  128. Carin says:

    I heard it on Rush. Hot Air may have it up, but that site crashes my browser for some reason.

  129. Joe says:

    The delay was critical on this health care destruction monstrocity–becuase it allows time to avoid being steamrolled. It is now up to us to raise hell about it. By all means go to Congressional townhalls, write letters to editors, post comments against it, write letters to congresspersons, etc. There is no other way to defeat this thing because the Dems have the votes unless you can convince enough of the Blue Dogs it is not in their interest to go along with this.

    Pelosi, Boxer and the White House are worried, that is why they are acting far stranger than normal.

  130. Silver Whistle says:

    Andy Gibbs gives press conference.

  131. maggie katzen says:

    JD, it’s not that he didn’t know about it, it was that he doesn’t know what will happen with the emails that are received. link

  132. JD says:

    Thanks, maggie. Andy Gibbs is a babbling idiot.

  133. pdbuttons says:

    blaming it on
    on the nights on broadway..
    jive talking yo’

  134. Silver Whistle says:

    Now that you mention it, have you ever seen Robert Gibbs and Peter Griffin in the same room?

  135. Carin says:

    Basically, though, he was trying to run away from the question as fast as possible. Appeared confused about the question … what anyone was talking about … yes, he didn’t deny knowing (that wasn’t asked) but he basically appeared befuddled.

    NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!

  136. pdbuttons says:

    friday night feverish
    document dump

  137. maggie katzen says:

    how deep is your l…

    on second thought, let’s not go there.

  138. Silver Whistle says:

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I’m a womans man: no time to talk.

  139. pdbuttons says:

    do the hustle!

  140. Silver Whistle says:

    Talk about the life in Massachusetts!

  141. pdbuttons says:

    wind farm psalm number one
    mary jo was dying of brain cancer anytway…

    we are all..sadly victims of overturned buick brain
    cancer…

  142. pdbuttons says:

    see my world in a cheveorlet

  143. pdbuttons says:

    USA USA[calm down!)…

    ford-fix or repair daily
    oh well…
    i muddily must buy ur product..

  144. pdbuttons says:

    tommy herr!

  145. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by Lost My Cookies on 8/6 @ 8:58 am #

    I will as soon as I figure which song they lip-sync to.”

    Robert Johnson, “Sweet Home, Chicago” for the O!bama tie in.

  146. pdbuttons says:

    teenage girls should be singing about ice cream
    or pretending to sing about it

  147. pdbuttons says:

    sorbet hum is refreshing

  148. Silver Whistle says:

    Is Sarah Palin America’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? The two differ in many key respects, of course, but it is remarkable how similar they are. There are uncanny parallels in their biographies, their domestic politics and the way they present themselves — even in their rocky relationships with party elders.

    With Inspector Clouseau on the case, troubling questions like these will be cleared up in no time!

  149. pdbuttons says:

    chock full of nuts is that…
    c’mon- u know! sip it/live it/ ignore it!

    that heavenly coffee!

  150. Mikey NTH says:

    Silver Whistle, that was a good one. What a joke Juan Cole is.

  151. Silver Whistle says:

    For a joke, Mikey, he is sadly in need of a punch line.

  152. dicentra says:

    Mr. Sweeney: you know the rules. The guys get shirts!

  153. pdbuttons says:

    my man boobs make me..
    ummmnot so fun but if u can agree
    to …not make a big shit about my fertile man things and we agree about the
    amount of tea in third fjords
    then dicentra is my law guy ha ha fool

  154. maggie katzen says:

    lol, dicentra, I was trying to explain that at work a few weeks ago. Cause we all got new shirts for, um, buying a new company. yay!

  155. pdbuttons says:

    congads
    hope y’all finish line shine

  156. pdbuttons says:

    cross country finnish
    they have such blue haunting eyes
    release ur love dam

  157. jeffg;

    did your wife finally leave you for someone who isn’t a stay-at-home loser? is that why you’re destitute

    tell flag@whitehouse.gov all about it. share your pain.

    let ’em know why your a loser.

  158. 1. Write your thoughts to flag@whitehouse.gov
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

  159. maggie katzen says:

    huh, not as funny as I thought it would be.

  160. JD says:

    I am keeping an eye on you folks.

  161. JD says:

    Is that flag comment some sick parody?

  162. pdbuttons says:

    you don’t know the trouble i seen

  163. JD says:

    Maybe it is timmah

  164. happyfeet says:

    fuck Barack Obama and his asshole flag comments I think … dipshit loser doesn’t have the balls to say that shit with his real fucking name

  165. Barack Obama says:

    oh. I’m so busted. um.

    I won!!!!

  166. happyfeet says:

    deranged dirty socialist maggot

  167. B Moe says:

    Is this some of the reasoned discourse all those well-dressed brown shirts are preventing?

  168. Cleanup on aisle three.

  169. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Sometimes lunatics are funny, most of the times they aren’t.

  170. Makewi says:

    John Hughes dead at 59. Social, demented and sad? No, just sad.

  171. happyfeet says:

    Here’s more about how Barack Obama has a big dirty socialist hardon for Jew-hating bigot Mary Robinson. There’s a perverted anti-Semite in our White House. Not good.

  172. JD says:

    We have seen this asshattery before.

  173. The progs are all children. Young children. Very very stupid children.

  174. JD says:

    Let’s have a pool to see which sock-puppet cowardly little fuck this one is.

  175. I have already chosen who I think it is.

  176. geoffb says:

    Pitiful and sad. Oh, John Hughes dieing was too.

  177. newrouter says:

    does obamacare cover rectum surgery?

  178. SBP says:

    I’ve been a supporter of DIY ever since I read the turner diaries.

    I’ve been a fan since I read Thomas Paine’s Common Sense.

    Which I think thoroughly demonstrates the difference between me and you, huh, SFAG?

  179. geoffb says:

    I vote Colonel Flag in the airport toilet stall with his finger for $200.

  180. SBP says:

    How can anyone have a problem with this?

    You’re the one who brought up the Turner Diaries, SFAG.

    Fucking mendacious crapweasel.

  181. SBP says:

    Oh, is nishit on “game theory” now?

    Let me guess: it’s displaying about a NYT science section knowledge of the subject, while pretending to be an expert. Also claiming that its new buzzword is the answer to all human questions.

    The stupid is strong with that one.

  182. SBP says:

    But maybe it was just a shell.

    Or maybe you’re just a lying crapweasel who brings nothing of value to the conversation.

    Hmmm… where do you suppose the smart money is, between those two?

  183. JD says:

    Notice how the sock-puppety meya/RD shows us right after the cowardly fucking vile sock-puppet left? I report, you decide.

  184. SBP says:

    anti-liberal

    BTW, SFAG: you are not a “liberal”. You are a fascist. Just like the author of the Turner Diaries.

    Sorry.

  185. psycho... says:

    There’s a perverted anti-Semite in our White House.

    Quite a few, actually. But not Obama, probably. He still strikes me as so retardedly world-blind that he’d be stumped if you asked him what a Jew is. Plus, respectable lefty Jew-hate is propositional, and there’s no sign his brain can handle that kind of work.

    Sure, he pals around with a bunch of Jew-haters, but only because those are the sort of people you need to lick nuts on if you’re trying to be a big shot these days — most days, actually, since there’s been Jews around for big shots to hate.

    In fact, name a President who didn’t do it. I’m drawing a blank.

  186. happyfeet! I know you’re probably still at work, but your favorite AP hoochie, Jennifer Loven, is an “All-Star Panelist” on Special Report today!

  187. geoffb says:

    You’ve written over a thousand pages of fine print legalese. Nobody on your side can make head nor tail of what is in it, hell they can’t even read it. It’s the perfect way to legislate transparently while hiding everything crucial.

    Now you just have to find and deal with those other guys who possibly can read it and explain it in plain English. What to do? Why Flag’em of course.

  188. Makewi says:

    I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that meya has no problem with this mechanism for reporting on your fellow citizens but had issues with a similar one under a different and more evil administration. It’s almost as if she basis her opinions on issues based on who it is that is doing the doing.

    Right? Anyone, anyone?

    Bueller?

  189. happyfeet says:

    hey actually I bailed but … what is Special Report?

  190. happyfeet says:

    I know you’re right Mr. psycho sometimes I just like saying stuff. It’s wrong of me I know.

  191. Makewi says:

    I saw a video on youtube a while back that laid out the evidence that Jesus was referring to Obama when he spoke of the evidence. Now we have (Randall) flag(g)@whitehouse.gov ?

    WHAT SAY YOU NOW DOUBTERS?

  192. Makewi says:

    I saw a video on youtube a while back that laid out the evidence that Jesus was referring to Obama when he spoke of the antichrist. Now we have (Randall) flag(g)@whitehouse.gov ?

    WHAT SAY YOU NOW DOUBTERS?

  193. happyfeet says:

    I had to google the Turner Diaries you sicko.

  194. JD says:

    Makewi – meya is a twat. It was sooper dooper evil and illegal when Bush tried to provide for the common defense. When barcky does it to intimidate and monitor people exercising their actual Right to political speech, they shrug their shoulders and say we one. Fuck them. Swordfish-style.

  195. Makewi says:

    I’m just curious how meya can justify defending the ANTICHRIST? She’s in league with Satan is my guess.

  196. JD says:

    Makewi – To things like meya, that is a feature, not a bug.

  197. newrouter says:

    what is Special Report?

    how can it be special if its on every night?

  198. happyfeet says:

    It’s 4:18 here so it’s time for hey guess what is new on my playlist. Ok I will go first. This week we are all about MGMT, which has been around but they’ve never been really big here just more in teh Europe. They are pseudo dirty hippy Ivy League kids from Wesleyan. They have done 3 cds and what is weird is they’ve only released three singles. These are the singles in order of accessibility. The last one is sort of a headscratcher and especially the video seems to be trying to Convey A Message.

    All in all I recommend this music especially for people who may have been wondering hey what do pseudo-dirty hippy Ivy League kids from Wesleyan sound like cause for real I don’t have any idear.

  199. wait, hf, are you saying you don’t watch FNC religiously? anyhoo, something to chew on… I’m trying not to jump on someone I know in real life, but this seems mis-labeled. I skimmed and didn’t see where they pegged any protesters as “fakes” OMG they have sponsors!!! do they really want to get into the SEIU and ACORN?

  200. happyfeet says:

    Drudge says the deranged crustacea bitches from Maine gleefully supported the cash for clunkers welfare program and those aren’t Republicans you idiots does everyone in your whole fucktarded inbred state have mercury poisoning you freaky assed Salem’s Lot retards

  201. happyfeet says:

    that Rachel woman is too much all the same unnatural color she needs a drop or something

  202. Danger says:

    Feets,

    Special Report is on Fox News and is one of their better shows. I think it is on at 6pm eastern time.

  203. happyfeet says:

    I have difficulty watching cable news except for bite-sized youtubes – that rachel one maggie linked is too much … that color is awful and also I want to hit her with a blunt object like I saw in that one movie and I’m not on any drugs what I can blame that kind of ideation on so that’s not good

  204. John Hughes died?

    Now’s my chance…

  205. Danger says:

    Hey #160 (Flag at Whitehouse).I plan on bookmarking this and forwarding it to a friend at cybercommand. Perhaps when I get home I will pay you a visit.

    Jeff,

    If you need someone to take care of your light work shoot me an e-mail I have friends all over.

  206. Salt Lick says:

    This week we are all about MGMT

    Sorry, hf, but I’m in a horrible mood over our dirty socialist Joker bastard president’s fag@whitehouse operation, and I’m pretty sure every one of those MGMT punks would vote for him if they could, because he’s a citizen of the world and eats arugula.

    Why don’t bands sing about not conforming and not trusting authority, like they did in the 60’s and 70’s? What the fuck kind of u-turn did we make that artists now service fascism?

  207. happyfeet says:

    this what Mr. Drudge has is very worth a click and it was very heartwarming to see the codgers stand up to the AARP fascists cause of so many codgers are easily cowed

  208. happyfeet says:

    yes – the dirty Wesleyan hippies don’t really seem like original thinkers this is true but I didn’t run into any Barack Obama fetishizings on their part … yet – the douches that did that actual concert were Kid Rock (malodorous loser) and Fall Out Boy (gayish losers) and Kanye West (thug loser)

  209. B Moe says:

    I tried to watch the Maddow link, I made it through her ridiculing the straw Republicans who see conspiracies everywhere to immediately after when she started revealing the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy orchestrating the opposition. (Hint: they are called “Republicans”)

    I couldn’t take any more, was the whole thing that retarded?

  210. kelly says:

    Hey, y’all

    Can I buy anyone a drink?

  211. happyfeet says:

    I would like a tasty ice cold Canfield’s Diet Chocolate Fudge soda please

  212. happyfeet says:

    okay thank you Mr. Lick for fucking up my playlist at least this hadn’t progressed to the point where I gave them monies

  213. maggie katzen says:

    from what I saw, b moe, yes. I watched a few seconds every couple of minutes. I was expecting something more like ID’ing people at meetings like with all the plants at O! campaign events

  214. B Moe says:

    Your daily WTF?

    Why would anyone fear ObamaCare with advocates like this around?

  215. Salt Lick says:

    I am sorry, hf. You’re still my number one DJ. Just please find a bunch of musicians under 30 who can cover “We Won’t Get Fooled Again” with feeling.

  216. pdbuttons says:

    trampoline justice whhe…
    i’m kinda whee..
    in communa…whhhe..
    no really whee..
    if i whee
    ever ha
    get my whee..
    tinkle toes on the ground whee..
    can u slap m..wheee..
    i hate the ground u strand on but
    wheee…
    okay mr pepper shaker not elvis… i submit
    my trampoline will be a distant whee dream..
    but ..i hope u ca-ching change ur mind

  217. kasper says:

    Happyfeet: “This week we are all about MGMT, which has been around but they’ve never been really big here just more in teh Europe. They are pseudo dirty hippy Ivy League kids from Wesleyan. They have done 3 cds and what is weird is they’ve only released three singles. These are the singles in order of accessibility.

    Electro putts. They suck, And anyway, its been done before. Wesleyans haven’t been exposed to anything they haven’t been exposed to. — and Ooooo it shows.

  218. happyfeet says:

    ok well … all that’s left new this week then is this mesmerizingly bad eurodisco I mean this is really really superlative mesmerizingly bad eurodisco. It was a real find I think.

  219. Danger says:

    1. Post vile messages under the cover of a slimy sockpuppet.
    2. Piss off the wrong person
    3. ???
    4. Spend the rest of your days afraid of your shadow

  220. pdbuttons says:

    wish i was in a western
    cuz i’d shoot david crosby stills and bupkiss
    in the back
    for the children

  221. Danger says:

    Well now lets see if #159-161 can do that trick as well.

  222. pdbuttons says:

    jack in his leather black wants
    the giant
    duh raven qoutes never more ..
    see-silly..hetero plus is easy as such
    wurk it

  223. Danger says:

    Hey Thor,

    I have friends down in Miami would you like one to pay a visit.

  224. pdbuttons says:

    i hope bama my pezdent does good
    really
    fuck..i am ‘merican
    his inaugeration parede on c span was killer

  225. pdbuttons says:

    david carridene on channel three…do u want
    me to hold?
    naw.. keep him hanging

  226. Danger says:

    The guys I work with have some rather “Special” skills Thor or is it Phillip

  227. pdbuttons says:

    my kingdom for a gerbil

  228. Makewi says:

    Diet Chocolate Fudge soda? I dunno man, you add that diet there at the beginning and it all starts to seem like a lie. A big lie designed to make you feel better about something that you shouldn’t really feel bad about in the first place.

  229. pdbuttons says:

    clap.. can we clap?
    we might have two happyfeets
    and a couple o claws but..
    can’t we clap for justice?

  230. happyfeet says:

    it’s a thing, for real … you should try one … it’s not like what you think it’s just really one of the better diet sodas you can get ever … especially for the ones that have no caffeine to where it’s hard to rationalize why you would drink them – these ones are just tasty for reals – I don’t know about the other brand extension ones

  231. pdbuttons says:

    the double dutch bus is
    clap friendly

  232. happyfeet says:

    justice is my favorite after freedom

  233. pdbuttons says:

    rainbow coalition always end in
    a short persons suit…

  234. Danger says:

    For those of you wondering whether I am live or memorex. The word f@660t is not one I have used since grade school. Nor do I discuss bodily functions including sex on websites.

  235. pdbuttons says:

    a boy named sue is
    talking to you
    [my law guy said shhhh but i leaked fart,,)

  236. happyfeet says:

    Sen. Kent Conrad, D-N.D., a member of the group, said they were discussing exempting insurance policies sold to teachers and first-responders such as police and firefighters from a proposed tax on high-cost insurance.

    Union whores. Fuck tha police I think. Fuck em hard. Loser bitches.

  237. JD says:

    This is a particularly vile infestation.

    Darleen – Can you I’d this cowardly sockpuppet?

  238. Jeff G. says:

    74.63.75.130 is the latest IP being used by the guy sockpuppeting Danger. That IP has been used on this site by docweasel and thor, both of whom are in FL. Both are also welcome over at Dan’s place, as I understand it.

    If you want to know why I don’t bother posting any more, it’s because I don’t have time to scrub this place clean of silly little fucks like these.

  239. Jeff G. says:

    Another IP being used was this one, 65.110.6.33. That resolves to Canada. So looks like proxies are being used.

  240. happyfeet says:

    that’s not thor unless he’s surpassingly drunk

  241. serr8d says:

    ‘feets, give this one a listen. dãm-funk…I find it relaxing.

  242. happyfeet says:

    thor doesn’t do the teh thing really and he’d never ever talk about Mr. G’s kid never ever

  243. serr8d says:

    This one needs a small hole.

  244. JD says:

    Jeff G – You are more patient than I. I would be posting mapquest directions to his house, and google earth photos.

  245. Danger says:

    Thanks Jeff,

    I didn’t want to drag you into this and understand the not posting. I enjoy the commentary here but miss your posts and if there is any way I can help make this a more post-friendly environent for you please let me know.

    We have seen improvements since Thor’s last confirmed post perhaps you could employ a few more clean-up marshalls. I would be happy to help, afterall my first job was as a grocery bag boy;)

  246. serr8d says:

    Jeff, you considered earlier a form of log-in. Unfortunately, that might be the solution. These sorts of ‘humans’ aren’t worth engaging. Best if they go on in life and kiss a locomotive or something.

  247. Pablo says:

    Quite a few, actually. But not Obama, probably. He still strikes me as so retardedly world-blind that he’d be stumped if you asked him what a Jew is.

    I’m pretty sure he got a fairly comprehensive education on that subject in church, psycho.

  248. Danger says:

    This one reminds me of one that called himself Phillip a couple of months ago.

  249. Jeff G. says:

    67.159.5.99

    Meh. Too much of a pussy to let himself be known. Using proxies, stealing people’s identities.

    Don’t blame him, really. He wouldn’t want to deal with me in person.

  250. happyfeet says:

    oh. *here’s a link for the thing about how The Police Are Better Than You.

    I like that serr8d cause of how he plays sort of coy and noncommittal with a melody – it is very relaxing – I will trade you these ones for it which I might have linked before.

  251. Pablo says:

    If you want to know why I don’t bother posting any more, it’s because I don’t have time to scrub this place clean of silly little fucks like these.

    Seek help, Jeff. I’m quite certain that all you’d have to do is ask.

  252. Jeff G. says:

    Not interested.

  253. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Yeah, not thor’s MO. And I’m pretty sure that thor has been surpassingly drunk before while illuminating us about the wasilla hickbilly trailer trash (his words, not mine). He, imho, wouldn’t in his wildest dreams bring Jeff’s kid into it. This is some pussy (and that’s what you are) trying to get a rise. Why? Because he is bereft of conscience, soul and wit. Oh, and any semblance of intellect. He makes for the prototypical modern democratic voter.

  254. JD says:

    This kind is the most cowardly of the bunch. Hiding behind other people’s names and use of proxies shows that it is going well out of its way to express its homoerotic fantasies, and bash a kid while he is at it. Fucking coward.

  255. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Jeff, not presuming to tell you what to do, or even suggest, but just know that you have a lot of people that more than have your back. Again, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy your time right now. BTW, do you ever read the comic strip Frazz (I think that’s the name)? I’ve been thinking about you when I read that, now. I, too, coached tball and watching kids that age in the field is precious. So freaking funny, how they seem to want to be anywhere but right there during a game.

  256. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    That should have been “conscious, soul and wit” but I’m thinking conscience pretty much applies, too.

  257. Danger says:

    “Not interested.”

    Jeff,

    You have a great place here and it is unacceptable that you do not feel welcome in your own house. I (along with most of the regulars here) was not raised to stand by idly while a friend suffers. We have a dog in this fight so call out the hounds good sir!

  258. Danger says:

    Well the sun is up here so I better sign off.

    I will be back, hope you all will join me.

    God Speed Outlaws!

  259. Yoda "Diceman" Clay says:

    whor-

    Your mom in Hell sucking cock is.

  260. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Godspeed, Danger. Take care, you hear!

  261. Joe says:

    What the fuck happened here? OOOh!

  262. Joe says:

    While thor or docweasel are entirely possible, it might be one of the Patter-girls too.

  263. JD says:

    On what do you base that, Joe?

  264. JD says:

    Or, are you back to trying to start fights again?

  265. Joe says:

    You are not supposed to talk to me. But just this one time JD (see at :35), I will talk to you without breaking the truce. I would not include you in that JD, even though you are a douchnozzel, I doubt even you would do that. And I have no evidence of the Patter-girls doing it other than pure speculation on my part and the that I would not trust them on anything. Still, there is no love loss between Jeff and your cocksucking pal Patterico, so it is just as reasonable as Jeff considering thor or docweasel.

  266. JD says:

    You continue to show your true colors. But, I am not talking to you, I am talking about you now. That you would speculate that someone might have said such disgusting things is a sign of a complete lack of character on the part of the person doing the baseless accusation as well. I would also think that a certain someone’s hang up with homosexual imagery says quite a bit about that person.

    Now, I am talking to you again. You do not have the stones to make an accusation against any individual, because you know that they had nothing to do with it, and you do not have the spine or the stones to do so. You were just asking the tough questions, right?

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