To: James Lileks, Minneapolis
From: JD, Outside the Tastee Freezetrade;
Dear Mr. Lileks —
Oh yeah? Well then fuck you, buddy! You hear? Just fuck you!
Respectfully,
Jack Diane
(Suckin’ On Chili Dogs,
Bible Belt, USA)
To: James Lileks, Minneapolis
From: JD, Outside the Tastee Freezetrade;
Dear Mr. Lileks —
Oh yeah? Well then fuck you, buddy! You hear? Just fuck you!
Respectfully,
Jack Diane
(Suckin’ On Chili Dogs,
Bible Belt, USA)
After he dribbled off those Bobby Brooks slacks and did what he pleased, I think she got knocked up and now is about to pop out #6. But hey nothing like dragging the herd to the Tastee Freeze then to the big night out at Wal-Mart.
You know, I never will forget from where it is that I come from.