Freaky. Spooky. Mysterious. And ewwky. All rolled up into one.

But hardly surprising. Hell, at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Mike Tyson was acting on behalf of Al Qaeda when he bit off the meaty part of Evander Holyfield’s ear (“I dethpoy-el thith eeyaw meat in the name of Awah!”)

Says Rummy, “Our interest [in Padilla] is not in trying him and punishing him…Our interest is in finding out what he knows.”

Hmm. Not punishing him?

Now toss in this bit from James Robbins, writing on NRO’s The Corner.

And finally, add up the number of letters in “Sheikh Usama Bin Laden” and divide it by the number of the Beast…

That’s right.

Pi.