Search






Jeff's Amazon.com Wish List

Archive Calendar

November 2024
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930  

Archives

The Red Badge of Whatever [Dan Collins]

A Labour minister has sparked controversy by claiming that an alternative symbol is needed for the Red Cross because of the logo’s supposed links to the Crusades.

Foreign Office minister Chris Bryant said that the historic emblem risked undermining the work of the humanitarian organisation.

His intervention came as MPs debated the adoption of the ‘red crystal’ – a diamond-shaped badge – to avoid the religious connotations of the cross and crescent symbols currently used by the international body.

I just don’t think that this is going to work. Everyone understands, one would hope, how evil blood diamonds are. Further, the word “crystal,” at least in some Western languages, is too close to “christal”. Certainly too close to Kristol.

How about a triangle? Too trinitarian? Okay, the Red Pentagon would . . . shoot. How about if you intersect two equilateral triangles and . . . bad idea. Nevermind. Red shoes? No.

How about images from nature, like a red sun on a white background? Damn, already been done. Um . . . red tree? No, Christ was hanged on one of those, in the old parlance. Red hand? No. Scarlet letter is out. Problem with which alphabet, anyway. Caduceus seems too Occidental . . .

How about a big red asterisk? Red target with an X through it? What do you think?

38 Replies to “The Red Badge of Whatever [Dan Collins]”

  1. Muledriver says:

    Not sure about the Red Cross flag but, speaking of red, maybe Britain can put a baboon’s ass on theirs.

  2. apotheosis says:

    The asterisk has been co-opted by Wal-Mart. So it’s a symbol of rampant consumerism, or something.

  3. LTC John says:

    Guess that means the Red Crescent will have to stand down in Minister Bryant’s Britain, too, right?

  4. apotheosis says:

    How about a big red star? That’s a symbol the left can get behind.

  5. guinsPen says:

    Anything but Red Wing.

  6. Bob Reed says:

    According to Evan Thomas, a version of the Obama campaign symbol would be just dandy, since he floats above the entire world anyway…

    I still can’t believe that this would even be an issue; Great Britain is not so great anymore…

    All that multi-culti crap makes me sick…

  7. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Just put a swastika on it and be done with it, Mr. Bryant. What a gigantic douchebag.

  8. McGehee says:

    Ooh! I’ve got it! A red field with a blue X on it, studded with stars.

    Huh? Huh?

  9. LTC John says:

    OI,hackenkreutz if you please. Wouldn’t want any of us to be accused of being unnuancey or such.

  10. Rob Crawford says:

    I love the historical idiocy of people like this guy. The Red Cross is the Swiss flag, reversed. The Swiss flag was chosen because they are traditionally neutral.

    But, if he insists, how about the Red Ankh? It’s a symbol of life, supposedly incorporates the male and the female aspects, and has no ties to currently practiced religions?

    Or the Red Digit? Something like: ..!..

  11. The Monster says:

    It’s actually spelled “Hakenkreutz”, which means “hooked cross“. So that’s right out.

    How about a caduceus?

  12. The Monster says:

    dammit.

    Hakenkreuz

  13. SBP says:

    Red question mark, assuming that the Unitarians don’t find that offensive.

  14. Dan Collins says:

    Or The Riddler.

  15. Joe says:

    A big red star would be nice. Like Texaco, or the Wiccan pentagram, or perhaps the big Soviet star?

  16. Joe says:

    I am sure the Red Crescent society will follow suit, guess what, most of them would be more offended by some pagan symbol than a cross.

  17. sdferr says:

    How about a Star of David with the International No Symbol A⃠ overtop? That’s where they’ve been all along anyway.

  18. Dave E. says:

    Maybe the symbol for approximation, ≈, in red of course. The perfect symbol for our squishy times. And as far as the Red Cross specifically goes, the Wikipedia entry for that is perfect: “…an inexact representation of something that is still close enough to be useful.”

  19. Joe says:

    How about a penis chicken. draw a crude penis and balls. Put chicken legs down from the ball sack. Make the head the beak and give it a waddle. Some feathers or hairs off the top of the balls and volia! A penis chicken.

  20. Waterhouse says:

    Maybe we could get a Harvard ‘symbologist’ on the case.

  21. Joe says:

    guinsPen, a Penquin peeing on a Red Wing might work.

  22. Spiny Norman says:

    LTC John,

    Guess that means the Red Crescent will have to stand down in Minister Bryant’s Britain, too, right?

    I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the International Red Cross just simply adopted the Red Crescent, since it’s only Muslims who are supposedly offended.

  23. Ella says:

    My donations to the Red Cross have already been trending downward since Katrina and some of their shenanigans. If they change to Red Crescent or Red Whatever, I’m going to have a little extra coin in my account at the end of the month.

  24. Mikey NTH says:

    They could use a bouquet of Pimpernels, red pimpernals.

    Give a touch of devil-may-care to the whole organization.

    Or perhaps someone could inform this minister that bowing to silly demands by unreasonable people is idiocy.

  25. Mikey NTH says:

    I do agree with guinsPen – using the Red Wing would cheapen that noble symbol.

  26. LTC John says:

    Ella,

    Since my experiences with being deployed to assist with relief efforts during the Mississippi Floods of 1993 and Katrina (and Rita)in 2005 I have determined there are two outfits that get relief in place quickest and with the least fanfare. The Salvation Army and Wal-Mart.

    Kindly consider the Salvation Army as a replacement for the Red Cross.

  27. Adriane says:

    Red Wigglers, the Cadillac of worms …

  28. Perhaps a pair of crossed lines with the ends bent at 90 degree angles, all in the same direction. To avoid it looking like a cross, you could put it on its corner, so the central bars make an X. I understand some cultures use this as a good luck symbol.

  29. Rob Crawford says:

    Kindly consider the Salvation Army as a replacement for the Red Cross.

    They’re banned from Russia for being a paramilitary organization.

  30. mojo says:

    On a field rouge, Digitus Impudens.

  31. LTC John says:

    #29 – all the better reason to give them money then!

  32. DoDoGuRu says:

    I vote for a picture of Goatse all in red.

  33. cthulhu says:

    It’s clear that any crossing symbol would smack of Christianity, and any star-like symbol would appeal to soviets (5 points), jews (six points), Aussies (seven points), quilters (eight points), etc.

    So I’m thinking the Nike swoosh.

  34. Rusty says:

    How about a big red disc in a field of white? On second thought that might not fly too well in Asia

    Ditto the Salvation Army.

  35. SGT Ted says:

    I think the Baboons Ass sums it up nicely

  36. serr8d says:

    Here ya go.

    With apologies to Buck Dharma.

  37. BuddyPC says:

    Why don’t any of these self flagellating assholes who stroke it to multiculti orientalism actually want to live in any of these so-great places?
    I mean, at least, historically, the most vocal of Great-Satan shouting offended Arab Streeters admit they’ll take a green card to the jim crow occident, if ever offered.

    Kinda like how the Great Obama Equivalency Apology Tour hit Qtub Central without the ladies or their hijabs in tow.

  38. Nazdar says:

    serr8d, this may be a dead thread, but I’m digging out ‘Agents of Fortune’ tonight. Bless you!

Comments are closed.