As a Christianist, I abjure and do strongly condemn the downburning of a topless coffee shop.
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arsonists=boobs
That was sort of irresponsible not to have insurance what with hot coffee and boobies involved.
Fiends!
Bastards!
First suspects would be the grrrrls and gays at the local Starbucks…
Then, any of the local NOW bunch…
I’m with Dan though on this, there’s no shame in nudity; the human body is beautiful…
And besides, who wouldn’t like to be served tea by a bit o’ crumpet…
I stand in solidarity with the topless coffee shop burners! No more giraffes in the refrigerator!11!!!! No more purple basketballs in the bathtub!!! eleventeeny!! Free Blind Mice!!!
BOOBIES are usually good, but a lot of times at these crunchy coffeehouses, the staff makes Garafalo look hawt.
A clew?! —
Could be the guy’s first encounter with the deranged pettiness of the state.
“People like music. I’ll give ’em some.”
“WHOA THERE JOHN WAYNE. You beg. We’ll see.”
Could make the guy think maybe it would feel good to burn his titty store down.
Spite makes spite. About that much of it.
Wow those chix were smokin’ hot!!
I liked it when they added CREAM to my coffee.
Where were Mike Huckabee and Pat Robertson this morning?
Lowsy do-gooders. Ruinin’ good folks Grande Americano with Jubblies.
From the article:
“The state fire marshal’s office concluded it was arson after investigators, aided by a specially trained dog”…
Specially trained how?
The dog hang out in titty bars?
Oh.
Is he for sale?
If not, could I maybe just rent him…
Name of coffeeshop: Grand View.
We need pictures of the staff in order to properly ascertain if this was a justifiable arson.
Expresso, please. Can you put it in a D-cup?
Let’s see…I’ll have the all natural C-cup with an extra shot of espresso. Oh yeah, I don’t see much left in the pastry display…you got any other muffin back there?
Dammit Salt Lick!
Well, there goes what could have been an institution that would have swept the states!
Bummer.
Sorry, LYBD.
You big boob.
I have always pictured Lamont as an enhanced-C
“Sorry, LYBD.”
You rascal. You beat my comment by one minute…and one full bra size.
Well played, sir.
“I have always pictured Lamont as an enhanced-C.”
Dead on. I got a lift after my last pregnancy.
But these C puppies are all me.
Don’t hate me ladies.
Dick Flick and Sherry Perry? What kind of fucked up ass place is this, anyway?
Dick Flick? Are you shitting me?
Flick of the dick, sir?
What do you want to bet he has a hell of time getting paged or getting a pizza delivered?
I’m hoping that Obama will dispatch security to all topless coffee shops.
This has nothing to do with this, but damn if this is not a Captain Morgan moment in a school presentation!
“He hopes Crabtree doesn’t rebuild.”
Crab Trees always rebuild when topless women are about. Think wood and termites.
Sherry Perry, also of Vassalboro, said: “I’m a believer and I’m a Christian and I don’t want this trash in my backyard. No good can come from it.â€
No good can come of it?
Did you ever try the coffee Sherry?
I’m a Christian and I’m here to tell you the coffee was delicious, voluptuous, titillating and refreshing.
Sherry, you and Ned Flanders can get bent.
@ Bob Reed,
Should read:
“And besides, who wouldn’t like to be served tea by a bit o’ strumpet…”
Venti Boobies!!!!11!!
Sorry Blake,
I though I was making kind of a British funny, like the Monty Python guys might have…
Thanks though for the tip!
Best Wishes…
The kind that sends Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins to the Senate over and over and over again. Moderate, pragmatic, folk.
As a lifelong Christian and New Englander, I abhor this crime against boobaucity. Boobs promote peace, after all.
knock, knock…
Nice knockers, Maggie.