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WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Eventually.
Well, you know, it was like 7 a month ago, so you know…
I thought it was ManBirdPig flu?
Didn’t they find a cure for this?
An oinkment or something?
And yes that was shamelessly stolen.
Sure, the Flu’s got all the headlines now, but I’m still around, waiting….
Pandemic, Pestilence…Whatev-ah!
I mean, we have the O!ne right? Who, in his benevolence and goodness will just make it all go away…
I wonder why these things always have animal names..?
…and this year it’s estimated that 1,000,000 will die from malaria. But they’re Brown Peopleâ„¢ and not pretty birdies, so the EPA’s ok with it.
Anyone know where to find the daily number of deaths from diarrhea? I bet it beats the number from malaria, and yet you never hear the Concerned People nattering about the need for plumbing in the third world.
Rob, you know EVERY day about 115 people die in car accidents.
little piggy flu flu I don’t want to see you picking up the field mice I don’t think
And strangely enough, every one of them had swine flu at the time of their accidents. Freaky.
We should call it the meyaflu, or sammyflu.
It’s obviously time to resurrect the Q word. (ahem)
Be careful with that oinkment – I hear it can be deadly, too, if used on the wrong skin pig-mentation.
A hundred? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
First they came for the swinefluzombies and I said nothing because I wasn’t a swinefluzombie.
Then the swinefluzombies came for me, but I haven’t got a brain, so I’m not really too worried.
Diagnosis: Swine Flu.
Symptoms: You eat like a pig.
Rate of Infection: Darn near everywhere.
The comments here have made my heart smile. Especially Adriane’s.
And yeah, Third World plumbing would be awesome. Can we create some jobs for adding properly sanitized water-and-sewage treatment to Baja California? Or are the jobs being created by
kickbackstimulus money supposed to be cleaner than that?When the “news panic” came out, I was the one in the office to point out that something like 36,000 people die of the regular flu every year. I got mostly blank stares.
Then the news dropped off, and everyone forgot.
As usual.