I saw the headline and thought, “OH, NOES! THEY GOT CHENEY!”
Phew! At least they got the sex and skin color right.
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Can you imagine the hue and cry if they’d put Mao, Stalin or Pol Pot’s portrait up?
Okay, I gotta ask, is this a coed zoo?
oh… more – humans are animals…nothing special, move along
how droll
no, no, Darleen, we are special, because we’re destroying the planet.
I’d be tempted to masturbate and throw feces constantly.
That preachy zookeeper needs to be stripped naked and dropped in the Sahara or the high Arctic so she can “live in balance with nature” the way she pretends to desire.
This is where Obama can move those Gitmo guys no one will take.
Hey, they already have the masturbating and feces throwing down, geoff, so win-win, eh?
What could go wrong? Isn’t that the mantra of the Obama team?
I hereby request all humans subscribing to this thesis to fall on their swords, drink hemlock, apply straight razor blades to jugulars, and stuff their heads into unlit running gas ovens… for Gaia’s sake.
Yah, I thought not.
Cowards.
I can’t see the video. Is Susan Oliver in it?
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Because, you see, in both The Twilight Zone‘s and Star Trek‘s dudes-in-a-zoo episodes, the sexy lady whose job it was to comfort the dudes in a zoo with her sexiness was played by…
Right!
I’m used to a younger, hipper crowd.
When they say “we” they mean “thee” never “me”. Obama uses this formula constantly.
that grizzly bear movie that ate guy in tent was funny
So, Ms. zookeeper, who do we slaughter first? Got to cull the herd, don’t you know? Perhaps we should start with you and your immediate family. I’m sure you’d all be happy to contribute to the effort. For Mother Earth!!!1!one1!!!!eleven1!!
Yeah.
Someone might wanna explain to Zoey McZookeep that the closer humans live to a state of nature, the deader teh bunnies will be. It’s all that exploity stuff that enables silly things like zoos, animal research and wildlife management while the population gets all explodey. Plus all those people who believe there’s “just enough of me, far too many of you” only take time off from their Gaiagasms to proclaim war/famine/closed borders evil and healthcare a human right. Malthus or bunnies, choose one already.
SBP, How is this day different from any other day?
Do we suppose there is any chance at all that zookeeper is Irish?
You would think folks that supposedly accept the theory of evolution and revere nature would appreciate the baddest motherfuckers on the planet a little more.
Scoreboard, bitches!
Surely they didn’t put a bunny rabbit in there!!
Ms. Zookeeper is a dipshit. Nature doesn’t give even the tiniest rat’s ass about her concerns. I hate all the people who think as she does, and I believe we should be issued licenses, helicopters, and high-powered rifles so we may hunt them down, just like in nature.
I like ushie. That is a most excellent idea.
Why do these clown pretend to know what Mother Gaia wants? It strikes me as being similar to Ric Caric presuming to speak for womyn and minorities.
I can’t even be bothered with Caric any more, unless someone issues me a license.
Dan Collins? NoKo set off a nuclear bomb test last night. Will Ms. Zooey worry?
Jesus save us, but you missed one of the most stunningly stupid bits ever. Be sure to watch all the way to the end, this is the smart energy of the future.