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Where the Buoys Are [Dan Collins]

Being a cautionary tale regarding unintended consequences, noted by Ric Locke.

Related.

Not One Red Cent for RINOs.

41 Replies to “Where the Buoys Are [Dan Collins]”

  1. Joe says:

    I would not have thought that combination of just loosely linked stories would work, but what do you know, it makes a delicious jambalaya of a post.

  2. Joe says:

    I am sucker for breasts, unexpected findings in science, Connie Francis, and shiny pennies.

  3. geoffb says:

    This,

    “So why are some scientists now beginning to question the buoys’ findings? Because in five years the little blighters have failed to detect any global warming. They are not reinforcing the scientific orthodoxy of the day, namely that man is causing the planet to warm dangerously. They are not proving the predetermined conclusions of their human masters. Therefore they, and not their masters’ hypotheses, must be wrong.”

    is what a real scientist dreams of their entire career. Having actual data that challenges an existing dogma. Data that may lead to a new paradigm, a new and more correct understanding of the world. That is what science is supposed to be about, and was mostly until it got corrupted by the political left though politicized funding. Bastards.

  4. Darleen says:

    geoffb

    then I guess the “scientists” that are nestled all snug up Al Gore’s ass and screech that global warming climate change is “settled science” should lose all credibility …

    but I don’t think they will. The political gains “climate change” gives statists through such anti-free-market controls like Cap and Trade are just too valuable to let actual science to interfere.

  5. Ric Locke says:

    True enough, Darleen, but the hits keep coming. (h/t Anthony.

    Regards,
    Ric

  6. Ella says:

    I can get behind boycotting the NRSC. Although, I’ve refused to give anything to them for a while now, so they may not notice.

  7. psycho... will see Sagan in Hell says:

    They have no idea whether clouds warm the world more by trapping heat in or cool it by reflecting heat back into space.

    Being an unscience-y dumbass, “both, in a presently and possibly permanently incalculable (to the precision that accounting for the effects of large amounts of them requires) sort of way, because, like, fractals and Brown and shit,” comes immediately to mind. But that’s not helpful, is it?

    The reason I never pursued a career in Science! when I was the age for it (at the beginning of the “Global ______ing” era (this one, now, where you can put anything in that blank and get paid (and you can’t do much else and get paid))) was that meeting scientists made me not want to be around scientists. They seemed like a differently malodorous and less fuckable species of hippies.

    Rare instance of penetrating insight by the young psycho (who, the tall chick in Where the Boys Are may have inspired his first gonad-related funny feelings, if old psycho remembers right).

  8. Joe says:

    A good scientist would make sure the data is good by double and triple checking it and then work on a new theory.

    But new theories that challenge the orthodoxy will always be resisted, often violently. It is the nature of any intellectual development. Too many scientists, led by fools and false prophets like the Goracle, cannot back off the plank they have walked out on.

  9. happyfeet says:

    I find it’s the sciencey and doctory people from high school what are most eager to stay in touch. I think that means something. I’m not very good always about calling them back so I’m not sure what exactly. I’m trying to psych myself up to call Dr. S back because I really do like her. For about eighteen months now I’ve been trying.

  10. pdbuttons says:

    story
    i went to the delta to tfind the crossroads
    [i did/ i did)
    on the way i stopped in nashville/ uh/ 5/6 pm
    to go to the hank williams museum
    all they had was 97 per cent hank jr/ anmd like 2 tacky hank sr t-shirts that said your cheatin heart on them 5 dollars
    so i bought them then i walked thru the museum and saw the cadillac and suit with blues notes on it
    then i hustled across the street to the country music hall of fame
    and they closed the doors on me
    so i slapped my credit card on the window and said in my finest boston accent
    i only wanna buy shit/ not tour ur palace

    why are southerners so hateful

    except minnie pearl/ she’s hat full

  11. ushie says:

    Piltdown Man.

  12. RTO Trainer says:

    why are southerners so hateful

    Because of unconsitutional redistricting in the Voting Rights Act.

  13. ushie says:

    Ain’t met a mean southerner yet. Where are they? Are they hiding? Could I lure one with Bar-B-Q!?

  14. pdbuttons says:

    story
    iffn u come to massachusetts
    u can’t go to the bathroom in 99% of the gas stations
    restaurants
    u drive to cape cod/ there ain’t a barney frank restroom

    but/ i’ve traveled the country/ from boston to san diego/ and once i got down south/ rte 40/ hmm/ rte 1o?
    every waffle house/ oputhouse/ginhouse
    could not have been friendlier
    thank you[belated

    0

  15. pdbuttons says:

    saturday story time
    i knew i was home to the east coast
    when i had to REALLY pee
    and i stopped in a gas station in new jersey/ with an empty tank of gas
    waving an american express money order
    and saying fill it up/ wheres ur bathroom?
    the reply was
    we don’t take checks/ we don’t have a bathroom!
    welcome back mr cotter

  16. serr8d says:

    Ain’t met a mean southerner yet. Where are they? Are they hiding? Could I lure one with Bar-B-Q!?

    Well, every year the St. Patrick Irish Picnic in McEwen brings in all sorts of southerners…

    Each July, on the last Saturday of the month, the all volunteer crews help cook over 20,000 lbs. of fresh BBQ pork, cooks 4,000 chickens, and prepare the world’s best BBQ sauce!

    The BBQ sauce is soooo good that the recipe is locked up in the Bank vault in McEwen!! ( No Joke )

    That’s the blurb from 2007’s event.

    Of course, the last week in July is relatively warm in these parts. I’ve seen some mean southerners there, on occasion. Of course I blame the heat and humidity.

  17. ushie says:

    pdbuttons, your first mistake was driving through New Jersey.

    Look at this thing! http://geography.about.com/library/cia/blcusa.htm

    Not is it only outdated, but just look at the leftyspeak in environmental issues and economy-issues! All’s I wanted was a map so’s I could tell pdbuttons how to avoid NJ forever, but no, I get a politicized fucking map/article about the US that’s SUPPOSED to be objective and unbiased! Look at this under economy-issues:
    “Since 1975, practically all the gains in household income have gone to the top 20% of households.”
    Look at this under environmental issues: “the US is the largest single emitter of carbon dioxide from the burning of fossil fuels;”

    What? More than FUCKING CHINA?

    Although I would not advocate fucking china. If you don’t use a cup, you’ll get no insertion.

  18. Ric Locke says:

    Actually, ushie, we Southerners have just as many mean people as any other demographic.

    We just don’t let ’em out in public much.

    Regards,
    Ric

  19. ushie says:

    Ric,

    Explain my aunt. She’s still allowed outside.

  20. Ric Locke says:

    “…much.”

    Regards,
    Ric

  21. pdbuttons says:

    travel ititty rary
    i 90 east/ 84 south-then went around
    ny…kinda west/ i hit 89 south/ thru virginia… til i hit 70?/ 40?
    straight west to san diego
    now coming home
    i had to make the decision- straight east to 95 or curdelley ka-que
    back the way i came
    and/ i hated the drive out/ so i figured i’d drive straight to 95/ then go north
    i didn’t know i had to drop bodily fluids in new jersey
    but then/ who does?

  22. Ric Locke says:

    Heh. San Diego to NY, I would have included Chicago in the itinerary. We live on a sphere. When going east and west, go as far north as possible first.[1]

    But no matter what you do, if you’re staying on the Interstates you’re pretty much stuck with at least clipping the corner of New Jersey.

    There are two States I have never visited: North Dakota and Connecticut. There are several more where I have never spent the night, and New Jersey will remain on that list for as long as I can manage it — likely forever, at my current income level.

    Regards,
    Ric

    [1]Except, of course in the southern hemisphere.

  23. ushie says:

    Nebraska freaks me out, and the lower half of Utah frightens me.

  24. Squid says:

    Wyoming doesn’t exist. There’s no such place.

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  27. B Moe says:

    why are southerners so hateful

    NashVegas ain’t really the South.

  28. pdbuttons says:

    4 some reason i’ve been bing bonging across country 3 times
    the second time coming home from san diego i hit flagstaff
    and then went north on 15 to 90
    hit zion/bryce/yellowstone-ahh/ to be 15 again!
    best road in america/ hugs the rockies

    question/ all east west roads even?
    and north south roads odd?

    i’m dating myself/ we got lil gizmos that tell ya/
    gps or sumtin’

  29. ushie says:

    it’s getting “lost” on pretty side roads that are the best.

    And never getting on fucking Route 80 again. Ever.

  30. geoffb says:

    Interstates yes.

  31. geoffb says:

    Where I live we have had our own traffic mess. All of I-94 diverted to surface streets. I was south of 94 shopping and getting lumber when they diverted. Took a while to get to my home which is well north of 94.

  32. Swen Swenson says:

    There are two States I have never visited: North Dakota and Connecticut.

    You oughta go ta North Dakota
    See the cattle and the wheat
    and the folks that can’t be beat!
    Ya oughta go ta North Dakota
    and you’ll never say goodbye!

    One of the few songs I know that’s perfectly suited to an accordian/tuba duet. But they lie, in January when it’s 50 friggin’ below it’s way easy to say goodbye.

    People don’t believe that I moved to Wyoming to escape horrid winter weather — although we’ve spent the last few winters in south Texas where there are indeed no mean people. They do tease you though by grillin’ stuff and calling it “barbeque”.

  33. Swen Swenson says:

    Wyoming doesn’t exist. There’s no such place.

    Jeez, could you please convince the Californicators of that? We’re about hip deep in ’em.

  34. pdbuttons says:

    gary indiana
    gary indiana
    gary indiana

    i wish what’s left of michael jackson
    would return for a benifit concert/ or sumtin’
    my only request
    “trouble in river city’

  35. ginwa says:

    I would definately trade Mexifornia for Wyoming, but couldn’t convince the wife. So, I’m settling for way SE Washington. Moving next week. Hence the name change from “ginsocal.”

    My one rule for location: NEVER live east of the Continental Divide.

  36. RTO Trainer says:

    I like TX. OK is good too.

  37. Sdferr says:

    WA landed 44th in the overall freedom rankings done here (PDF doc, see p. 19) at -0.275, sandwiched between MA. 43rd and HI 45th, vs. TX, 5th at +0.346, or OK, 18th at +0.143

  38. pdbuttons says:

    all my taxes
    live in taxachusetts

    btw/ when rose kennedy died/ they probated the will
    in non state tax florida…
    why do democrats hate poor people?
    mass got big state tax
    now with new improved health care tax…

  39. geoffb says:

    Thanks for that link Sdferr. Michigan at #14, not last at something. This PDF may also answer the question of where the FLOW guy gets his determination of the meaning of personal freedom and economic freedom though I still think that like “Love and Marriage” “You can’t have one with out the other” to quote an old song.

  40. Rusty says:

    #33
    Oh great. My wife and I were looking to retire there and were looking at property around the state. They’ve just about ruined western Montana.

  41. ginwa says:

    At least WA is a “shall issue” state, and my ’79 Bronco is exempt from all pollution reqts, unlike here in Nazifornia. We intended to return to Boise, where we still have a house, but we got a house in WA for $85,000, which is an emminently do-able monthly stroke (~$500), even on unemployment. Heh.

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