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Isn’t that sort of analogous to a pair of underwear for men that turns your car into a Porsche when you get an erection? I’m really bad at analogy.
I smell Nobel Prize.
Geez. I’m in Texas. That bra might actually kill me.
In a perfect world that thing would be mandatory.
OT, for Carin: Bing adviser indicted in Highwaymen Motorcycle Club crackdown
Someone’s been taking lessons from Baracky.
I miss Coleman Young. Now there was a third-world kleptocrat worthy of the position.
Did you hear that Dolly Parton bought Harris Teeters, Big Lots, and Piggly Wiggly? She’s merging them into Big Wiggly Teeters.
Baad-a-bum.
I’ll be in my bunk.
…………Oh, wait. Wrong blog.
Cordially…
I’ll be in my bunk.
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No worries. There are “Firefly” fans here too.
Good news eh?
What, we’re not distracted enough already?
That’s not helping Michelle’s children!
Nice! How can you not love science!
wait… i understand why this horny babe warning system would be good for dudes. tho it’s not like they need yet another extra reason to stare at and intensely study nice boobage. but who wears a granny bra that doesn’t create totally awesome cleavage to begin with? idgi.
No, that’s a gun in my bra.
Anything that makes women even slightly less cryptic is good.
Of course, a device that contextually translates the true meaning of “nothing” would be even better.
Pistol-on-a-rope, SarahW?
When en-fevered by, say, a viral infection (rhinovirus or choose another), do the boobs heat up? Or cool down? When and under what circumstances do teh ladies notice heating effects taking hold of their jugs? Are there (possible/actual) moments that may be at cross purposes to sexual signaling?
I get warm if I’m very nervous or stressed, though I have absolutely no idea if that affects my, ahem, boobage.
On the upside, I’m usually worried or stressed about work, and I mainly work with men, so this bra may actually give me that extra edge on rough days. Bonus!
Dave Bing is now mayor of Detroit? What, did Rick Mahorn not want the job? Did John “Spider” Salley already have a gig? Curtis Rowe have too many skeletons in his closet? I’ll bet Isaiah Thomas couldn’t screw up Detroit as bad as he did the Knicks…
What a horrible idea. They should invent something that makes her nipples stick out like 8 inches when their body temp goes up, and then, they might know what it is like to be a man ;-)
RACISTS
Dave Bing is now mayor of Detroit?
In semi-related news, I just saw that Wayman Tisdale (or as Yahoo!News is calling him, “Wayne” Tisdale — nice job, JournoListers) died of cancer at only 44. A nice guy, a class act, a sweet-shooting NBA big-forward and award-winning jazz musician, gone too soon. OJ Simpson, still breathing. Life sucks sometimes.
i voted for world b. free…
he lost
Axelrod is just mad that Joe Biden gets so much more attention…
No, that’s a gun in my bra.
So if I compliment you on your nice 38s, you’ll understand?
Is that a pair of .38’s in your bra, or are you just happy to see me ?
a device that contextually translates the true meaning of “nothing” would be even better.
Sane Woman Nothing = “you hurt my feelings, and right now I’m too hurt to tell you what you did, because you’ll just act like I’m being oversensitive, which hurts more, and the fact that you don’t know what you did to hurt me indicates that you’re awfully careless with throwing your elbows around.”
Psycho-Bitch from Hell Nothing = “SHUT UP, PIG; I’m plotting your demise.”
See? It’s easy!
Truly, it is a wondrous age we live in. 8^>
I assume “Whatever. Why don’t you go make me some pie?” is an inappropriate response in either instance.
Where is Mr. Goldstein I miss him.
Dunno, hf. But it looks like this guy has been reading PW
That’s OK hf.
Reload and aim better next time.
oh, that’s a second reference in less than 12 hours… I’ll have to find that and read it.
ave Bing is now mayor of Detroit? What, did Rick Mahorn not want the job? Did John “Spider†Salley already have
Dave Bing is a rather successful businessman here in Detroit. He’s an automotive supplier.
Zelda wrote:
Then you clearly need a Texas gentleman to save your life by taking it off of you! :)
Bender Bending wrote:
Only because others beat him to it. Why don’t they try with Matt Millen? After all, he has such a record of productivity in administration, locally accomplished.
Maggie, here’s a pretty good JS Mill resource. (Actually, if ya browse it, it’s a pretty good resource for all kinds of stuff.)
thanks, Sdferr.
Oh, OT, I kept meaning to tell you I came across Jonathan and Darlene’s Greatest Hits Vol. II a couple weeks ago. The piano bits crack me up much more than the singing. But I had it playing one night in the car and RTO was all “can we please just listen to the radio?”
Heh, yeah, I’ve gotten that reaction too. Thanks Maggie.
If Detroit blew up, how long would it take for the rest of us to notice?
detroit?
don’t worry jake..
it’s only hockeytown