Life-Challenged Americans, long neglected under the Bush Administration, are finally receiving some government aid under the Obama Admininstration, in the form of stimulus money.
Using his skills as a community organizer, and progressive voting techniques long cultivated in Chicago, Obama seems to be acknowledging the importance of this previously neglected voting bloc. Asked about the new policy, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs told a reporter, “Life-Challenged Americans have been invisible in the national political process for too long, and they are rising up. Can you think of any group of Americans that could use more stimulus?”
A small group of aborted fetuses interrupted his remarks, protesting that the payments were discriminatory, but Gibbs dismissed them, pointing out that they’d never paid in to the system and characterizing them as “whiners.”
At Stop the ACLU, John Stephenson has related thoughts.
A spokesman for the residents of St Adleberts Cemetary stated that the residents are just ‘thrilled to death’ over this welcome news.
I have been a loyal Democrat voter for 70 years, why shouldn’t I get my check?
dule, because all the checks have to be cut by June. But strangely, some of the checks were made out to people — like Romonini — who were never even part of the Social Security system.
Right, not part of SS, but someone needs to check how many times this fellow has voted. You’d think that this would be something that a reporter would do …?
you know the old joke dan?
when i die i want to be buried in chicago. so i can stay active in politics.
Bitter clingers!
Laugh while you can, monkey-boys, but the Obama Zombie Army is coming!
Pablo, they are being punished for not saving Christopher Reeves when they had the chance. The Dems are like that, they want you to lie down and sacrifice for others. They just don’t particularly like to do it themselves.
Another success for the “United Appeal for the Dead”.
Obama is sure to get the cadaver vote now.
Voodoo economics.
Hey, it’s really quite simple: they voted, they get a check.
But Spiny, doesn’t ACORN get a finder’s fee?
#9 – Whatta you mean now? Heh.
About $4.3 Billion worth, yes.
Lord John Whorfin is not pleased and notes that Obama is not named “John” and is not a “Lectroid” though he acts like one.
We in the government should be in charge of health care. Nothing could possiblie go wrong — possibly go wrong…funny, that’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong….
I believe the phrase is “differently vital”, which has replaced the now-frowned-upon “vitally challenged”.