What do you mean, ‘do I fully support the President’? Of course I do. What, do I look unpatriotic to you?
Seriously, it’s not my flag pin, is it? Because I can definitely lose that if, like, needs be…
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I’m so patriotic, every time my pastor and mentor screamed “GOD DAMN AMERIKKKA”, I preemptively fell asleep.
Uh, Jeff, I don’t mean to be…well, take this in the best, uh…let’s put it this way: it’s your semiotic contextualism and hermeneutic inclinations.
Sorry, someone had to say it.
Some folks lost theirs a long time ago, if they ever had them: MSLSD, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, NPR, and PBS.
But damn you FOX.
Spread around a few billion shekels from that stimulus package, and everyone starts getting pragmatic.
Patriotism is the highest form of dissent I think. To love the country you grew up in is goddamn radical.
For reasons I cannot explain, Feets reminds me of The Mango. As in, “You cannot have The Mango!”
Keep talking like that and you just might have a future as a GOP spokesperson in the completely unbiased and certainly not biased towards progressiveness mainstream press. Maybe you’ll even get a chance to do shots with Meghan one day.
they took it away. I do not know this mango. I will google when I get home cause a lot of that stuff is blocked here. oh. Chris Kattan? hmm. That can’t be nice I’m guessing.
That chick would blow me for a Little Debbie Snack Cake and a chulupa, I’m pretty sure.
Oh. That was to Makewi.
Chris Kattan would blow me for a gig on internet radio.
Mango was like a hyper-gay Euro-midget.
As loyal as a deer surrounded by wolves… Or liberal Douchebags
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I mean it in the best possible way.
I will be a hyper-gay Euro-midget for FREEDOM if that’s what it takes I guess. I would do that for you.
On a scale of 1-10 how patriotic is it to design, special order and wear a “BUCK OFAMA” t-shirt? Because if I need to slap a morman or provide Janeane Garofalo with a much needed orgasm [shudder] I suppose I can.
What if I denounce Rush for racism with no evidence whatsoever. I would think that would be worth at least a 8.5. How about if I
tinkletingle down my leg everytime Obama speaks? 9.0 maybe?happyfeet? happyfish? happyfeet? happyfish?
I’m torn.
Just kidding.
http://www.dustbury.com/archives/8257
i love that. He reminds me of my little frog I linked before. Which I can’t link now cause of the youtube blocking. I will link later. That’s an axolotl, no?
I like the next one. Looks like I used to after a week long coke binge.
Check out the previous one. It somehow reminds me of Scott McClellan.
Good God!
Who is weirder? The Germans or the Japanese?
Nice doggie.
It’s got eight nipples.
Just so wrong.
This guy actually would’ve been better. Same policies, but I think he actually loves America. Maybe
…that resembles human being? Chernobyl must have been worse than I thought.
It’s Tuesday, isn’t it. Shouldn’t we turn our greater powers to making it through to Friday?
After all … there’s a dance.
Hmmm. I wonder what Steny could possibly have in mind? (h/t Insty)
I think we should waterboard Pelosi, get some straight answers then, by God.
Nah. Threaten to cut off her botox injections. Teh Horror!
here is my little froggy what is very brave not like Meghan’s daddy what is a political coward
that definitely loses a certain something
That little critter has about the biggest mouth to body ratio I can recall seeing. I wonder what he tends to eat or if it isn’t big to accommodate his dinner, what other thing is going on?
My tank’s running a little low. Where the fuck is Obama, I need a fillup.
Ah yessss. It’s the ol’ nature v. nurture thing. Are our hermeneutic inclinations in-born or learned? Can we with deviant hermeneutic inclinations be cured?
I am made of 20 flavors of awesome. I just troubleshooted both my mom’s and my BIL’s wireless LAN connections, one state over, on the phone.
::breathes on nails; buffs ’em on lapel::
I just stuffed an entire sugar cookie into my mouth and let it melt by following it in with a glass of 2% milk.
I didn’t smoke just now.
Nastrovya, starets…
Jeff wins.
Because that’s what I’d rather be doing.
Patriotism is the highest form of dissent I think.
I’m in awe, happyfeet. That is genius.
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