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“The Obama Lexicon”

It’s like reading Animal Farm, except all the cute farm animals have been replaced by oily, Viagra-engorged middle-aged power brokers in Yuppie suits who invariably mutter the bankrupt leftist platitudes they’ve filtered through Alinsky.

63 Replies to ““The Obama Lexicon””

  1. SBP says:

    claims the site won’t be ready for five months because there isn’t enough data storage capacity to hold it all.

    That is a lie, and an easily checkable one (not that anyone in our fiercely independent press will bother to check it).

    You can buy terabyte drives for a hundred bucks nowadays.

    1 terabyte is enough to hold roughly 2.5 million novel-length texts.

    I think they could afford to buy a few freakin’ drives, even if they sprung for top of the line failure-tolerant arrays in multiple data centers.

  2. Sdferr says:

    Well, some of these selfish companies that hold Chrysler debt (ones that accepted TARP funding, owned subsidiaries of Obama Co., went along with the administration) want to head to court to determine the actual worth in bankruptcy proceedings.

    They have already surrendered. Obama’s plan wins.

  3. Tman says:

    Reason TV did a great clip recently on how an information-services firm -Onvia- went ahead and did what Recovery.gov was supposed to do; track the Stimulus Spending. the website is Recovery.org.

    http://www.reason.tv/video/show/780.html

    Turns out that the various folks involved with bidding and receiving these stimulus funds are using the privately funded site to get the info they need about the stimulus.

    The Private sector is more efficient than the government. Truly a shocker to behold.

  4. Letitbeme says:

    ‘ “Transparency” is when Barack Obama promises that the enterprising citizen will be able to track “every dime” of the $787 billion forever-government stimulus bill via a nifty website called Recovery.gov (sic).

    Reality is when that much-heralded site won’t be complete until next spring, when half the stimulus money will have been wasted and, well, it probably won’t be especially helpful. ‘

    Yeah, there’s nothing like cleaning out the Buick, finding a 14-month-old, uncontemplatably stained tab from Jim’s Reliving Your College Years Bar for $63.77 and being reminded that you spent all of that on neat blend scotches, none of it on appletinis and no, you won’t find any unfamiliar hosiery under your seats, either.

    But I know where every dime went. Every dime went to not getting me laid.

  5. Jeff G. says:

    Businesses are risk averse.

    You’d hope somebody with standing would have the balls to stand up to the government, but this is how they make their living.

    The government will nearly always win. Which is why it’s important to keep the government out.

  6. Letitbeme says:

    … and by “me” not getting laid, I mean, of course, “me.”

  7. bh says:

    Yeah, thuggery works.

  8. happyfeet says:

    Going out in a Buick to get laid is … optimistic.

  9. gus says:

    Obama couldn’t tie his shoes without Affirmative Action. Now he is the most powerful man in the World because Americans are stupid sheep.

  10. Letitbeme says:

    @hf

    … I did also mention the *blend* scotches, did I not?

    … oh, and jodhpurs. I forgot to mention the jodhpurs.

  11. Letitbeme says:

    they worked for granpa.

  12. Letitbeme says:

    @Tman (#3)

    The object lesson couldn’t be more stark or ironic — or less in danger of being apprehended by those who could stand to learn from it.

  13. Kresh says:

    “That is a lie, and an easily checkable one (not that anyone in our fiercely independent press will bother to check it).

    You can buy terabyte drives for a hundred bucks nowadays.

    1 terabyte is enough to hold roughly 2.5 million novel-length texts.

    I think they could afford to buy a few freakin’ drives, even if they sprung for top of the line failure-tolerant arrays in multiple data centers.”

    Well, here’s the thing. In order to do this properly, the administration has to triple-book the records. The Porkulus Bill and Budget is soo big you can’t hide the fraud with just two sets of books. You need three sets, maybe even going so far as to quadruple-book the damn thing.

  14. happyfeet says:

    hey! This is happy and insightful and brilliant must see teevee with bonus 70s porn moustache involved I think…

    Let Them Do Steroids: Stossel asks: After years of hand-wringing over steroids in baseball, the Olympics, the Tour de France and other sports, isn’t it time to acknowledge that athletes will always be looking for ways to get a competitive edge, and, instead of treating them like children, to let them go ahead and just do it?*

    freedom! has a proponent. That’s so great.

  15. Rob Crawford says:

    That is a lie, and an easily checkable one (not that anyone in our fiercely independent press will bother to check it).

    You can buy terabyte drives for a hundred bucks nowadays.

    1 terabyte is enough to hold roughly 2.5 million novel-length texts.

    I think they could afford to buy a few freakin’ drives, even if they sprung for top of the line failure-tolerant arrays in multiple data centers.

    You could do that. I could do that. Large organizations have a mindset of their own.

    My employer’s IT department, until recently, charged projects $1,000 a Gig for storage. That means the a terabyte would have cost $1,000,000 — a cost identical to the one I heard for a terabyte of storage back in the mid ’90s, when it would have been the size of a phone booth.

    Most of the added cost is the cost of bureaucracy. At a small company, someone would just go out, pick up the hardware, and have it ready for development by the end of the day. With the right platform, the developers would have something ready by the end of the week.

    But with a bureaucracy, everything slows to a crawl. A horrible, soul-sucking crawl.

  16. Nishi_Jenkins says:

    Dude, you need to read this.

    Guess what, they’re all wrong. As much as I wish that the problem with the GOP was its positions on the major issues of the day, that’s not the problem. As dead wrong as the Republicans are about so many major issues, their basic pitch is one that could easily find majority support under the right conditions. The GOP’s problem is twofold. First, we just concluded a period of history in which the GOP ran everything. And they did it really badly. They were corrupt and incompetent. They led us into an unnecessary and costly war; they got themselves embroiled in an endless string of scandals; and they presided over an epic economic collapse. People remember all those things very vividly and it has badly damaged the Republican brand.

    But that’s only half of the GOP’s problem. The reason the Republican Party continues to bleed members has much more to do with the general attitude of the party’s political and intellectual leaders than anything else. Rather than admit to any mistakes or take even the slightest bit of responsibility for the state of the country, they insist on blaming everyone but themselves. Rather than working with a popular new President, they insist on opposing his every move, attacking him relentlessly, and blaming him for problems that even the most clueless voters know aren’t his fault. People may not follow the ins and outs of policy debates, but they can tell when one side is being unreasonable. They watch TV and they see a very intelligent, charismatic President who says a lot of very reasonable sounding things and exudes competence. And then they see a bunch of angry conservatives and Republicans who insist that that same man is some sort of evil communist who’s going to destroy the country.

    In other words, the problem is not the ideas, but the attitude. Republicans are coming across as a bunch of obnoxious, unreasonable a-holes. When you’ve just been voted out of power for manifest incompetence and your opponents are led by a very popular and reasonable-sounding person, you don’t have the luxury of acting smug and uncompromising all the time. You have to acknowledge error and show some humility. You have to act civilly. You have to at least try to appear pragmatic and reasonable. But the GOP is not interested in doing any of these things. Those who are left in the party are ultra-partisan and utterly convinced of their own infallibility and moral righteousness. Until they lose that attitude and general combativeness, it won’t matter what their ideas are. They’ll just keep turning people off.

    You told meh once that perception is reality.
    Thing is…republicans appear to be a bunch of super-angry pissed off mostly white people engaged in somesort of a perpetual tempertantrum…its not attractive.
    “…They watch tv…”
    That is the operative metameme.
    We are a little over a hundred days into this presidency and its been one long hissy fit from the conservatives.
    You blow a gasket over every little thing he does…..its going to be outrage saturation in another 100 days.
    Then what if Obama does something really bad? You have used up all your credibility wilin’ out on him about mustard.
    You will be the boy that cried wolf, and no one will even hear you.
    You should be subversive, be subtle, be sly.
    Be opportunistic and exploitive.
    The environment will change….it always does.

    And the other thing….the way you could start to make inroads into the hispanic and black voting blocks is to win youth demographic…..because there are young black people and young hispanics in that cohort.
    But you have to get cool to do that…..

    Boy, boy, crazy boy,
    Get cool, boy!
    Got a rocket in your pocket,
    Keep coolly cool, boy!
    Don’t get hot,
    ‘Cause man, you got
    Some high times ahead.
    Take it slow and Daddy-O,
    You can live it up and die in bed!

    Boy, boy, crazy boy!
    Stay loose, boy!
    Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it.
    Turn off the juice, boy!
    Go man, go,
    But not like a yo-yo schoolboy.
    Just play it cool, boy,
    Real cool!

  17. happyfeet says:

    jodhpurs are a marketing challenge but this isn’t even trying…*

    God Bless America

  18. happyfeet says:

    Drive boy dog boy

    Dirty numb angel boy

    In the doorway boy

    Shouting lager lager lager lager

    Mega mega white thing

    Mega mega white thing

    So many things to see and do

    In the tube hole

  19. Makewi says:

    They watch TV and they see a very intelligent, charismatic President who says a lot of very reasonable sounding things and exudes competence. And then they see a bunch of angry conservatives and Republicans who insist that that same man is some sort of evil communist who’s going to destroy the country.

    I’m wondering if you could point to a time when you watched TV (at least the part that isn’t Fox News) and didn’t see the Democrats portrayed as reasonable and charismatic and the Republicans portrayed as something else?

  20. Tman says:

    Aww Nishi, cute but stupid.

    We are a little over a hundred days into this presidency and its been one long hissy fit from the conservatives.

    So what? Even if I agreed that it’s a hissy fit (it’s not), the left STILL hasn’t stopped the hissy fit they started eight and half years ago. Please.

    what if Obama does something really bad?

    Like nationalize the auto industry? Scare the shit out of the city of New York? Go on..

    Be opportunistic and exploitive.
    The environment will change….it always does.

    I have no desire to turn in to what I hate the most about the left.

    the way you could start to make inroads into the hispanic and black voting blocks is to win youth demographic

    Conservatism is a fact of life. Eventually people grow up and figure it out, no matter what color they are.

  21. bh says:

    An exhortation to be cool for the kids followed by West Side Story Lyrics? Wow.

    You’re hip, Nishi. Like totally.

    Unlike happyfeet’s super uncool Born Slippy lameness.

    Wait a second, I mean exactly the opposite.

  22. happyfeet says:

    It has nothing to do with cool cause cool is cool in times of prosperity only and I will tell you what cool is, it’s nature, and this is a secret what we know in marketing. Cool is a luxury good. That’s not where we are. Maybe someday but Barack Obama won’t be getting us there. Instead of cool try confident and in times of trial there is nothing quite like the calm self-assured confidence of an anti-socialist stalwart what refrains from sighing and just soldiers on. So no one told you dirty socialist life was going to be this way … your green job’s a joke, you’re broke, your economy’s DOA but I’ll be there for you – with my mysterious yet intriguing capitalisms and also an insouciant penchant for individual liberty.

  23. Abe Froman says:

    Nishi is apparently under the impression that she can be a mutant, an oddball, a socially maladjusted kookburger, yet somehow have her finger on the zeitgeist. You can’t have any insight into most segments of the population when you’re an acquired taste that most people have no interest in acquiring.

  24. happyfeet says:

    *its* nature I meant. Hey the weekend is starting this very minute. That’s so cool.

  25. Makewi says:

    Well we hope you’ll be there with your mysterious gifts of capitalisms and ideas about individual liberty, but since the world doesn’t stand still maybe you’ll be in India or China. Although probably not China.

  26. pdbuttons says:

    i make empty stomach grrr’ grrr’
    passes…
    at stubby fingered pasty face irish
    lasses….

    [shhhh. they be cabbagge gasses/
    but…big tittie woman,….

    i’m having a dream sequence…mmmm…mmmm
    and
    No/ i only like ricky nelsons voice…
    heres my joke….
    rino…
    no/ RINO,…
    RECOVERY IN NAME ONLY…
    patent pending..

  27. Letitbeme says:

    After 11 Dewarses, I would appreciate the ease of targeting afforded by the black-n-white number up top.

  28. pdbuttons says:

    someone zip my lip!
    i bow and and i think
    imitate?…no way!

  29. Letitbeme says:

    um, #27 was for #17, ‘feets, though I’m sure you’re already backing slowly around the corner, and away.

  30. Nishi_Jenkins says:

    hehe, my moms is mad about show tunes, and she sang them constantly out load.
    I know the lyrics to every musical ever made.

    JeffieG has mad skillz..hes one of the best political satirists evah….but hes not using them.
    If I were JeffieG…I’d go total rogue…and make fun of Beck and Rush.
    Thass just me.
    ;)

    Yup feets, weekend time!
    I’ll see you in Lo-do JeffieG…..I hope the house will play Skrillex for meh.
    I feel like dancing.

  31. router says:

    They watch TV and they see a very intelligent, charismatic President who says a lot of very reasonable sounding things and exudes competence.

    says who a drone?

    And then they see a bunch of angry conservatives and Republicans who insist that that same man is some sort of evil communist who’s going to destroy the country.

    those tea party’s were angry? oh yea right no busHitler signs

  32. Nishi_Jenkins says:

    Eventually people grow up and figure it out, no matter what color they are.

    Oh no they doh–unt.

    now bye.
    have a nice time, y’all!

  33. router says:

    “And then they see a bunch of angry conservatives and Republicans who insist that that same man is some sort of evil communist who’s going to destroy the country.”

    Commie? Who’s a commie?

    In episode 25 of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, one skit involves having Guevara, Mao, Lenin, and Karl Marx on a show called “World Forum” which, it turns out, is an idiotic game show. Karl Marx almost wins, except that he blows the last question.

    Presenter Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours… Are you going to have a go? (Karl nods) You’re a brave man. Karl Marx, your final question, who won the Cup Final in 1949?
    Karl The workers’ control of the means of production? The struggle of the urban proletariat?
    Presenter No. It was in fact, Wolverhampton Wanderers who beat Leicester 3-1.

    “The workers’ control of the means of production”. That, in my youth, was always touted as the essence of “Communism” (or “Socialism”) as it was practiced in the Eastern Bloc. The Pythons didn’t include that line as a caricature of Communism; they included it because it was genuinely something Marx believed in, or was commonly thought to believe in.

    I know what you’re thinking… Did he fire six shots, or only five?The current “bailout” plan for Chrysler is to give the majority of Chrysler stock to the United Auto Workers. That’s Obama’s big idea here for how to fix the problem.

    He wants Chrysler’s workers to control the means of production. Is it OK for us to call him a Socialist now?

    ?

  34. pdbuttons says:

    jodphurs….
    lettuce broadsway off!
    you fucking queers!
    history…uhhh…balanchine….
    ballett

    mark morris is no….
    russian!…
    [i luv stones/ they clo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  35. pdbuttons says:

    why only ???? number of fawlty towers?
    that is prime !
    cleese!
    oh… we’ve fuckin seen clock something movie…
    and we all lurved fish wanda…
    but.,..y?
    why no more prunella scales?
    dragonfly!

  36. pdbuttons says:

    i just want to thank u people…
    i just read wahat i was thinking…
    i would never/never write it…
    OMG…i might be a earth/teen/date/fri/nigh…
    …tits?

  37. bh says:

    oily, Viagra-engorged middle-aged power brokers in Yuppie suits who invariably mutter the bankrupt leftist platitudes they’ve filtered through Alinsky

    You know, my immediate thought — after visualizing that, with a Russian hooker they’re both abusing and lecturing to on the abuse of the oppressed — was Bukowski and Spitzer.

    […]she is reading about God.
    I am God.

    My point? You got me.

  38. mojo says:

    My employer’s IT department, until recently, charged projects $1,000 a Gig for storage.

    Paying off that multi-terrabyte SAN array and the fiber network it runs on.

    Just a guess.

  39. Letitbeme says:

    speaking of drones and BusHitler — Death toll from U.S. airstrike in Afghanistan up to 125-130, per CNN and Karzai.

    Still waiting for the denunciations of Obutcher.

    I understand it takes time to get the giant puppets parade-ready, but the signs shouldn’t take more than a quick edit. Right?

  40. pdbuttons says:

    on the one hand,,,,…
    mmmm./never mind….
    but the other hand…

    maverick always say
    letitbeme…

  41. happyfeet says:

    hey i just remembered right as I was leaving the office nishi gave us a song. Very where the wild things are sounding. I like it and that whole channel I will explore it this weekend. It’s only four songs so that’s not really a lot ambitious but already I like the Grammatics thinger.

  42. Pablo says:

    You told meh once that perception is reality.

    Yes, he did. And he was mocking you when he said it. Idiot.

  43. Pablo says:

    I must say that it is nice to see that you’ve finally developed a working relationship with the shift key.

    Baby steps.

  44. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    “An exhortation to be cool for the kids followed by West Side Story Lyrics? Wow.”

    Nishi…I just met a sociopath named nishi. And suddenly a name will never be the same to me. Oh, nishi.

  45. McGehee says:

    Large organizations have a mindset of their own.

    Indeed. About the only reason Internet Explorer 6 is still in use at all, anywhere, is the glacial pace of thought in large organizations.

  46. SBP says:

    Like nationalize the auto industry? Scare the shit out of the city of New York?

    Apologize for winning World War II?

    Bomb the piss out of civilians in Offgawneeeeestawn and Pockeeeestawwwwn?

    Destroy relations with our best and longest-term allies in Europe and the Middle East?

    Spend $3.4 trillion dollars that we don’t have?

    Threaten hedge funds with mob-style extortion tactics?

    Start raising taxes all over the place, despite his promise that he wouldn’t?

    You’re in a cult, Nishit.

    Sorry.

  47. McGehee says:

    the left STILL hasn’t stopped the hissy fit they started eight and half years ago. Please.

    Um, try 41 years ago.

  48. Blind Howling Moonbat says:

    You need to tighten up, Nishi. You slipped into proper grammar there in #16 and almost sounded like an intelligent adult for a paragraph or two. Glad to see you got your babbling idiot groove back on there at the end.

  49. pdbuttons says:

    sonar ear ejact huggy rowan and martune eee

    i ear toodlle twice
    ear hug jack row mart-tini-ini- eeeif u respond to that
    u crap

  50. guinsPen says:

    I feel like dancing.

    Who leads, you or ‘tons?

  51. The Monster says:

    My employer’s IT department, until recently, charged projects $1,000 a Gig for storage.

    Paying off that multi-terrabyte SAN array and the fiber network it runs on.

    It’s not just the storage for the current contents of the file. It’s the versioned backups that allow some idiot to delete a file entirely, change a single byte (perhaps adding a 0 to the end of a dollar amount), or anything in between, and later someone in that department notices there’s a problem, and asks the IT guys to restore to a particular version. It’s replicating everything to the extra arrays in the Chicago and LA offices that have the same functionality, so that if, just for instance, some terrorists decide to crash a plane filled with jet fuel into the building where the first array is, you don’t lose all the data required to run your business.

    To do all of that, you need a lot more hardware than just a single terabyte drive. You also need the versioned backup software, which must be tested to be certain it works the way you want. A worst-case scenario (under which the backups are simply complete snapshots of the data, rather than “diffs” that show only how the file changed from version to version) would require something on the order of 60x the nominal size of a file in order to have two weeks of backups on RAID 5 arrays (arbitrarily 5 drives each, meaning 25% allowance for parity; if you use less drives you have more overhead for parity) in three different cities.

  52. McGehee says:

    To do all of that, you need a lot more hardware than just a single terabyte drive. You also need the versioned backup software, which must be tested to be certain it works the way you want.

    Do they use the cost-assignment rules used by Pentagon procurement?

  53. SBP says:

    You also need the versioned backup software, which must be tested to be certain…

    Or you could just provision the storage on Amazon S3 and have it up and running in ten minutes. :-)

    Remember, this isn’t the live data we’re talking about here. It’s supposed to be a publicly-accessible copy of the data.

    In theory, the real data is already being protected by everything you mentioned, and more.

    In practice, it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that a vital file exists only on a five year old Dell notebook that some bureaucrat takes home with him on the DC Metro every day.

  54. B Moe says:

    If I were JeffieG…I’d go total rogue…and make fun of Beck and Rush.

    Because making fun of Rush and Beck is so fucking outre right now.

  55. CGHill says:

    Insufficiently Big Machines will sell you a 35GB drive for your properly-configured tower for approximately what you or I would spend on a terabyte and a half for our mundane (which is to say, non-IBM) units.

    God forbid you should figure out how to work ordinary Seagatery into the mix (or the RAID array).

  56. After years of hand-wringing over steroids in baseball, the Olympics, the Tour de France and other sports

    Notice nobody ever mentions football in these cries about steroids? Funny how that is, when everyone knows they are using that stuff like a junkie every game.

    In other words, the problem is not the ideas, but the attitude. Republicans are coming across as a bunch of obnoxious, unreasonable a-holes.

    Republicans are being portrayed as this. The reality is utterly different, but who’ll listen when the people who give most people their news are deliberately trying to poison it? Democrats for 8 years screamed and frothed and hollared and lied and demonized and looked more hateful, more irrational, and more bitter than anyone in the history of mankind. If that mere behavior is repellant to Americans and causes loss of power why are they in office?

    Yet again reality caves in on the leftist fool.

  57. Mikey NTH says:

    Businesses are risk averse.

    I am risk averse. I will not buy a new suit, or a new sport coat, or new dress shoes. I will keep the tires on sammy a little longer. I will hunker down and just wait and see.

  58. Mikey NTH says:

    Oh, nishi/matoko/kate has reappeared here again? I suppose ‘strangelet’ wasn’t receiving enough respect at Hot Air.

    Avoid the Mengele-oid.

  59. Mikey NTH says:

    #33 router:

    But what happens when a worker has a complaint about management? Who is he to go to when the union that is supposed to represent him against management sits on the same side of the table as mangement?

    ‘Military-Industrial Complex’ indeed.

  60. Rob Crawford says:

    Um, Monster — that would be wunnerful if any of that stuff were present. There’s little evidence of that, sadly.

    Besides, they charge the same for production, testing, and development environments. You just don’t need the same level of redundancy for dev or test.

    And don’t get me started on the price schedules for PCs.

  61. McGehee says:

    But what happens when a worker has a complaint about management? Who is he to go to when the union that is supposed to represent him against management sits on the same side of the table as management?

    One could ask that question of the people who are employees of a Big Labor central office. Nobody plays hardball with a union like another union.

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