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This Guy Was Gonna Save Baseball (CraigC)

Remember Barry Bonds? Remember when he broke the HR record, and the pundits were all bemoaning the fact that his record was tainted by steroid use? Remember the line du jour? Let’s see, I think it was, “We’ll just have to wait a few years until A-Rod breaks the record, then baseball will be as clean as the driven snow again.”

Uh-huh.

Ummmm……Bitch Tits? Bitch Tits??  How embarrassing is that?  I don’t think that phrase has ever been applied to the mammary glands of a female dog, much less a big, hunky athlete.  How did that work, exactly?  Ya think they called him that to his face?  And if they did, and nothing happened, well, I guess he was Bitch Tits, huh?  Wow.

h/t Hot Air.

20 Replies to “This Guy Was Gonna Save Baseball (CraigC)”

  1. Douglas says:

    Robert Paulson had “bitch tits.”

  2. happyfeet says:

    I think cause pansies like Orrin Hatch and John McCain squeal like fat whorish little twittering girls whenever anything about steroids comes up and they get together with Ms. Lindsey Graham and pass their gay fascist laws there’s not as much known about the bestest most maximally best way to administer steroids and to diminish side effects. A lot more work and study needs to be done but our pansy Congress won’t let it happen. This is because Meghan’s coward daddy and Lindsey and Orrin are all both gaywads AND anti-science.

  3. pdbuttons says:

    my baby done said
    your t-shirt is way too tight!
    mannish pigbear boobs

  4. psycho... says:

    Knowing what kind of uh ladies he’s into, Rodriguez can’t not have been turned on by a bunch of naked men calling him “bitch tits.”

    Ever seen a dude with a boner fight?

    Don’t.

  5. jon says:

    If A-Rod responded negatively to being called Bitch Tits, the name would stick. If he laughed along, the name would stick. Some locker room humor defies all logic, but sometimes it just calls it as it sees it. I really don’t want to see his chest, but I have a suspicion that the moniker came from reality.

    I’ve told my sons not to overreact if they get called names. If “Poopyhead” makes you cry, I tell them, then it will be used to make you cry forever. I also tell them that in the unlikely event that they do in fact have poop on their head (hopefully avian,) it’s still better to wipe it off than to cry about it. I should also mention that when I worked at a school providing after school care, I once responded to a girl who reported that a boy called her an asshole with “Were you acting like an asshole when he said that?” I didn’t last long at that job, much to my great joy.

  6. Joe says:

    And I thought Pay Rod and A-Roid were bad.

    Bitch Tits is bad.

  7. Joe says:

    A Rod chants when he is doing Kabbalah: “His name is Robert Paulson.”

    A Rod commentted after being with Madonna, “I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” Or did he say it to Jeter?

  8. BJT-FREE! says:

    Happyfeet: I’m thinking that many of our Republican wussies would benefit from a long regimen of steroids. A little ‘roid rage would do a party good, I think.

  9. Dan Collins says:

    Maybe Perez Hilton could ask him about his bitch tits.

  10. I’m afraid that A-Rod has used
    Stuff that’ll cause him to get booed
    That junk is bad
    And he can’t be glad
    Now that it’s gotten him boobed.

  11. I guess now that it seems certain
    With ‘roids A-Rod was flirtin’
    When will the commish
    Grant us our wish
    And on A-Rod bring down the curtain?

  12. Jeff G. says:

    TMZ?

    Give me a fucking break.

    Ever seen a dude with a boner fight?

    Fought one at the beach once. Try landing a punch while dodging a dagger. Not easy.

  13. bigbooner says:

    One of the nicest pair I ever saw was on an inmate. Just sayin’.

  14. serr8d says:

    Andre Smith went to the Bengals (1st round, 6th overall). Figures.

  15. bill says:

    A Rod suffers from the curse of the gap-toothed Nazi prison guard mega skank Madonna. All who exchanged bodily fluids with her went on to disgraceful behavior and public mockery. The list is long: Sean Penn, Dennis Rodman, Jose Canseco, Britney Spears and no doubt others. I think the cause is the onset of syphilitic dementia.

  16. The National Past Time says:

    When your home run king is called the “The Hammer”, cool. When your home run king is called “the defendant,” less cool. When your home run king is called “bitch tits,” not cool at all.

  17. pdbuttons says:

    two bitches have i
    everytime they mention the pitcher randy johnson
    the gay sports announcers Always say-“the big unit”
    and
    basketball highlights by local news that are
    filmed from the ground [or football/hockey]
    just saying

  18. The National Past Time says:

    Yeah, down in Atlanta Ernie Johnson, when he announced for the Braves, used to call Randy the “Big Digit” I never tried to figure out what that was about.

  19. Jeffersonian says:

    Pujols is The Man, bitches.

  20. Sdferr says:

    I kinda enjoyed seen R. Furcal strike out swinging last night on a beautiful yakker that subsequently hit him on the top of his trailing thigh. Only the second time I’ve seen that.

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