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Please Don’t F*ck the Daisies [Dan Collins; UPDATED]

Had she known, Windsor Castle’s most famous resident would not have been amused.

A couple were caught having sex on a grass bank outside the Queen’s residence yesterday – as hundreds of shocked tourists looked on in horror and amusement.

Apparently unable to control themselves, the drunken pair stripped naked and began having sex in front of the Castle’s Garter Tower in full view of a busy road and shops.

Amused Japanese tourists jostled for position as they filmed the couple.

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Irish Guard sentries, whose barracks overlook the lawn, opened their windows and cheered on the pair.

Full denunciation at 8 pm Eastern.

Speaking of Japanese, Gerry G. sent me this:

Descendants of Japanese emigrants from Latin and South America, namely Brazil, are being told by the government of Japan that they will pay them to leave and go back to their home countries. Many of these people were born by Japanese emigrants who moved abroad in the past for work, and so have direct ties to Japanese culture through their families.

Now they are being told, thanks for playing, here’s a little coin for airfare, have a nice life. And if you take the door prize, your visa is void. So you can’t ever come back to work here. Thanks for playing!

One Japanese government official, Jiro Kawasaki, a senior lawmaker of the ruling Liberal Democratic Party, was quoted in The New York Times as saying: “We should stop letting unskilled laborers into Japan. We should make sure that even the three-K jobs are paid well, and that they are filled by Japanese,” he said. “I do not think that Japan should ever become a multiethnic society.”

The three-K jobs refer to “kitsui, kitanai, kiken — hard, dirty and dangerous,” mostly in manufacturing, which is going through very hard times in Japan, and most parts of the world.

World outrage soon to follow–not so much regarding non-Muslims in Muslim-dominated countries.

UPDATE: via sdferr, Palestinian convicted of selling land to Jooooo by military court, sentenced to execution

21 Replies to “Please Don’t F*ck the Daisies [Dan Collins; UPDATED]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Japanese are a lot particular about what comprises Japaneseyness. Actually they’re kind of a little racist sometimes. I still love them to pieces though. Definitely a better planet for having them on it. Two thumbs up.

  2. Rob Crawford says:

    Wait… does that mean Jiro Kawasaki doesn’t believe there are jobs the Japanese won’t do? That there are no Japanese above “hard, dirty, and dangerous” jobs?

    I hope it means that. And I wish our government would take the same attitude.

    (And does the “jobs Americans won’t do” strike anyone else as horribly… racist? elitist? Do we bring in foreigners to do these “beneath us” jobs because they’re less than we are?

    I heard some douchebag — Geraldo, I think — declaring that the laid-off autoworkers just can’t be expected to do field-hand work, and I wondered why the hell not. I’ve done it, and if I needed to, I’d do it again. Maybe we should stop telling people that work is beneath them, and tell them that sponging off the rest of us is beneath them.)

  3. Carin says:

    Did they use one of those fitness balls? I’m kinda interested to know how widespread their use is.

  4. MarkD says:

    The Japanese will get around to caring what the rest of the world thinks about immigrants in their country soon. Probably right after Russia returns Sakhalin Island.

  5. Joe says:

    Japanese are racists and nativists? Imagine that? I thought you had to be a Western European Caucasian Christian male to be racist or nativist.

    And do not speak badly of Muslims. Charles Johnson will not be amused. He does not tolerate that sort of talk.

    As for the later part of the post: Perhaps the woman was taking Queen Victoria’s mum’s advice to her daughter on her wedding day and “thinking of England.”

  6. Andrew the Noisy says:

    Back in college I read somewhere that the Japanese find it odd — or used to — even to hear a gai-jin speaking Japanese. To them, it was as if a dog talked. I have no way of knowing if such a characterization is accurate, but it does flow into that idea that the Japanese are particular about Japanesiesness.

  7. The Monster says:

    “kiken” means “dangerous”….

    What, are they hiring IDF commandos?

    (I denounce myself.)

  8. pledgepolish55 says:

    Part of the issue for a native Japanese speaker listening to someone speaking Japanese, is that Japanese is not a stressed language. When someone from the English speaking world is learning the language, we sound like a little kid.

    i.e. mitsubishi — correct

    mIt sUUU BEE SHEEEEE — childish sounding, and amusing

  9. Sdferr says:

    On the extreme National Protectionist front, a Palestinian, Anwar Brigith, 59, was convicted and sentenced to the death penalty for selling a piece of land to a Jew.

  10. zmdavid says:

    In the near future, Japan’s population will be nearly 100% robot.

  11. #

    Comment by zmdavid on 4/30 @ 9:03 am #

    In the near future, Japan’s population will be nearly 100% robot.

    —————————

    At least the robots have a better than even shot of reproducing.

  12. Techie says:

    As long as they’re sexy girl robots, I’m down with it.

    Japan? Xenophobic? I’m shocked, Shocked! I tell you.

  13. Curmudgeon says:

    Interesting point: it’s not race, it’s culture. These people were of Japanese descent, often with relatives in the old country. But they had been in Latin America long enough to become Latin American.

    That said, I admire and envy Japan for their willingness to protect their people, culture and way of life. We don’t get any of that from the “multicultural” “post-Americans” (anti-Americans?) in the Capitol, nor do Europeans from the globalists in Brussels. As someone born and raised in “Cali”, I can say that it’s not a pleasure to see the society you grew up in effectively replaced/displaced through excessive immigration. It’s a sad, sad thing, and whatever putative economic benefit there might be couldn’t come close to compensating for it. (In fact, the economic costs to the infrastructure are far higher than the benefits, but since the employers don’t directly pay them, they don’t care).

  14. Jeff G. says:

    Bring back Shinto!

  15. Robt. Byrd says:

    Did someone say “KKK Jobs?”

  16. permanent resident of Japan says:

    So the economy has hit the skids in Japan and many unskilled workers are out of work: Japanese, permanent residents, and workers in the country on a work visa. Descendants of Japanese emigrants to places like Brazil have historically been given fast track visas as well as other special kinds of support and thus many have came to Japan to do manual labor, for it paid well and was better than going to other countries where no support existed. You came on a work visa, now there is no work, by definition your work visa will soon become void, for without work you can’t get your next work visa, and work visas are always time-limited, usually a year by year thing. If you do find work you can get your next work visa. So instead of making those who came on a work visa and are now out of work spend their own nickel flying back to Brazil Japan is saying they’ll spot the bill. And this is evil because, well, Gerry is an idiot who doesn’t know what the fuck he is talking about. Not to mention, of course, that while you were working here you could have applied for permanent residency or citizenship, and as sons and daughters of Japanese emigrants you’d get fast tracked in this regard as well and then, though you’d still be out of work, you would at least not be getting any free flights half way around the world. One final point, speak Japanese decently as a foreigner and no one laughs. You get free drinks as well.

  17. comatus says:

    No, Carin. They did it on one of those big-beaver Shako hats. Didn’t you always wonder what was under them?

  18. Dan Collins says:

    permanent resident of Japan, Gerry didn’t write the thing, and I think it was his point that Japanese sovereignty is Japanese sovereignty, but that the “international community” is liable to kick and scream about it.

  19. forest hunter says:

    Dan Collins, spot on that they (IC) would likely kick and scream about it. Having lived there for fifteen years, I doubt the Japanese would give two shits about the moronic ways of the International community……and rightly so, IMO.

  20. SporkLift Driver says:

    What Happyfeet said.
    and
    Oi! Nihonjin. Kodomotachi wa sugoi mo suteki mo tanoshii mo ii n’desu.
    Feel free to nitpick my Nihongo. I’m learning and mistakes will be made.

  21. permanent resident of Japan says:

    Thanks Dan. My apologies to Gerry. The idiot who wrote what Gerry sent on the other hand can fuck off. The Brazilians of Japanese descent I know, the ones who decided not to become permanent residents (took me three pages of forms and a six month wait) or citizens but to keep renewing their work visa and now find themselves out of work and thus aren’t going to be getting a new work visa are actually grateful Japan is helping to pay for their airfare back home. They have been paying taxes so it ain’t exactly charity but still. And when the economy turns back up and if they want to they can always get a new job and new work visa and come back. At such a time, or even before, even when they are in Brazil, they can also apply for permanent residency or citizenship and as descendants of emigrants are usually fast-tracked. Repeat after me: illegal immigrant, immigrant in the country on a limited visa (for example a work visa), permanent resident alien, an immigrant who decides to take the plunge and become a Citizen.

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