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Mexico Wrestles [Dan Collins]

with swine flu:

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Far out. But maybe it was just “a furious President Barack Obama.” OMFG.

37 Replies to “Mexico Wrestles [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    It’s nice to have another crisis what our dirty socialist hungarian muppet piece of shit president won’t let go to waste.

  2. Sdferr says:

    That looks like Lindsay taking wing……….

  3. JBean says:

    Well, then, everything is nicely covered in that “memo obtained by CBS 2,” isn’t it?

    The “furious President,” who knew nothing; the mayor who knew nothing; the NYPD who was told to keep their mouths shut under fear of something or another; and Chuckie Schumer’s original misdirection of blame for the fiasco.

    The FAA did it!

  4. Phil says:

    Methinks our beloved America is being led astray off a cliff. Too bad it’s citizens aren’t paying attention.

  5. SBP says:

    $15 billion is barely enough to keep that crew in arugula, ‘feets.

  6. SBP says:

    BTW, I’ve been trying to imagine a “furious” Obama, and I just can’t do it. It’s like a macho Liberace, or a demure Rosie O’Donnell.

    “Petulant”, I could buy.

  7. happyfeet says:

    Associated Press dirty socialist propagandist Anne D’Innocenzio has her talking points correct I have no doubt. I just don’t get how to square the “hopeful signs” meme that the Associated Press has been blowing up our little country’s ass with the Economists expect the unemployment rate — now at 8.5 percent and the highest since late 1983 — will hit 10 percent by the end of the year and keep climbing next year before it starts coming down. meme. That seems stupid to me to where you will have to explain more better.

  8. Dan Collins says:

    Back in 1976, Gerald Ford petitioned Congress for $135 million, or less than 1% of that amount, to deal with the Swine Flu. So it’s a good thing that Obama’s having the feds try to cut $100 million, because that almost pays for the Swine Flu of 1976.

  9. Dan Collins says:

    SBP–Sinatra tried to leave The Sands with Liberace’s date one night, and if Elvis hadn’t been there to deliver a timely spin kick to The Polish Prince, Sinatra might have finished his career blind.

    True story.

  10. Phil says:

    Happyfeet,

    What’s not to get? The worst is behind us and unemployment will rise another 2 percent. Nothing contradictory there.

    This is the obamanation after all.

  11. Sdferr says:

    I don’t know Phil, I thought she was trying to convey to her readers that the serious killing part [forget that, you didn’t hear that here] wouldn’t be along until very late in 2010 at the earliest, so, like, no worries!

  12. happyfeet says:

    Actually that says unemployment will rise at least 17.65% how I read it but better and better either way, I do concede that.

  13. An area of an Antarctic ice shelf almost the size of New York City has broken into icebergs this month after the collapse of an ice bridge widely blamed on global warming, a scientist said Tuesday.

    Gosh, because ice bridges last forever and ever unless the entire planet is warming unnaturally, likely caused by humans and farting cows! The science is settled! It’s proven! Pay no attention to the rapidly growing ice shelf behind me!

  14. Pablo says:

    Back in 1976, Gerald Ford petitioned Congress for $135 million, or less than 1% of that amount, to deal with the Swine Flu.

    And then he killed more people with the vaccine than the flu did by being the flu.

  15. geoffb says:

    On the blaming the FAA. The WSJ.

    “An Obama administration official said the mission was “classified” by the military and that the FAA, which controls much of the airspace over Manhattan, did what the military asked.

    And the PhillyBurbs.

    “The official said FAA, at the military’s request, told local agencies that the information was classified and asked them not to publicize it.

    I’d say this goes at least to Louis Caldera but probably higher.

  16. Dash Rendar says:

    Did anyone else hear that our lovely leader Bamma has a team of behavioral scientists on staff? I think that Beck guy said it, but it wouldn’t surprise me one bit give the collusion between academia and the left. Now conspiracy theorize away.

  17. mojo says:

    RE: Antarctic ice shelves

    Never happened before in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!
    Except, yannow, before humans existed or something. Fuck it, I say. Where’s that inner tube?

  18. Wait a sec… Frank was in the closet with John Wayne?

  19. So, since the President wasn’t even on the plane, why did the photo-op have to be secret? For that matter, why couldn’t they just photoshop the pic that they were after?

  20. happyfeet says:

    Don’t worry Mr. Inspector. Meghan’s coward daddy wrote a letter and there will be things what will be FORTHCOMING things I almost assure you cause Meghan’s daddy is not a totally useless cowardly geriatric piece of shit.

    “The supposed mission represents a fundamentally unsound exercise in military judgment and may have constituted an inappropriate use of Department of Defense resources,” Senator John McCain of Arizona wrote in a letter to Defense Secretary Robert Gates.

    McCain, the senior Republican on the Armed Services Committee, asked Gates to provide a description of the mission, who ultimately approved it and an estimate of how much it cost.

    See there? Fundamentally unsound exercise in military judgment is what Senator Clear The Flight Deck Or Die Screaming says.

  21. pdbuttons says:

    9 out of eleventy dentists
    agree/
    pictures of dick cheney in your office increases buisiness…
    ‘specially in the city that never sleeps’

  22. pdbuttons says:

    never said/ or claimed i was pshycic
    but…in my mind…
    i see…a state…key…[superbowl?] stone…state
    I see a very important official on…
    every sunday morning airwave…
    must conserve..Letter…A{?}
    and …
    {pees pants]

  23. happyfeet says:

    what questions will our corrupt bought and paid for media ask our piece of shit president tomorrow night I wonder. I wonder if they’ll ask him about anything that’s been in the news.

  24. Dash Rendar says:

    “Bammy how do you feel about the hundred days?”

  25. B Moe says:

    So McCain is going after the military then? Instead of the White House? Is there some sort of disease or injury that can cause someone to turn into a backstabbing motherfucker? I really want to give him the benefit of the doubt, but damn.

  26. pdbuttons says:

    i’m as reasonably half medication seratony
    as as could maybe be…
    if i had a hammer…i’d hammer in the early afternoon…
    [cuz of my light deficit/mornings ‘too shady’]
    if i had a hammer i’d hammer ….a piggy-bank!
    piggy-bank! piggy bank!

  27. psycho... says:

    So, since the President wasn’t even on the plane, why did the photo-op have to be secret? For that matter, why couldn’t they just photoshop the pic that they were after?

    The simplest explanation is that it wasn’t a photo-op, as the term is generally understood, but a joyride for publicity-shy bigwigs, w/ souvenir “I was there” photographs they could whip out as occasion dictates.

    Publication of the passenger list would de-totemize the pictures somewhat. Anybody on that? It’s the max schaden-whatever you can get here.

  28. psycho... says:

    Fuck a tag, yo.

  29. pdbuttons says:

    i’m happy as a democrat..cuz…[#26]
    arlen specter wise/
    the message will be tighter with him gone

  30. SBP says:

    Publication of the passenger list would de-totemize the pictures somewhat. Anybody on that?

    It’s my understanding that several FOIA requests have been filed.

    Whether those will produce anything remains to be seen.

  31. […] Got that from Dan Collins. Swiped this one from Little Miss […]

  32. Molon Labe says:

    Why the secrecy on the Air Farce 1 mission? Best explanation I’ve seen is they didn’t want the grounds of the monument packed full of Tea Party protesters.

  33. scooter (still not libby) says:

    It’s not Air Force 1 unless the President is on it. So that was just a fucking 747 that smelled faintly of whatever Obama ate last time he was on it.

  34. Rob Crawford says:

    Is there some sort of disease or injury that can cause someone to turn into a backstabbing motherfucker?

    I think it’s called “elected office”. It might be specific to the Senate, though.

  35. Matt says:

    “President Obama. Many people in the know are claiming you are the greatest president of all time. Your approval ratings seem to indicate the same. Do you agree ?”

    “President Obama, we’re told Arlen Spectre changed parties so as to more fully bask in your glory. Do you think Spectre’s defection was good for the democrats and bad for the republicans”

    “President Obama, there are numerous indications the H1n1 virus was caused by the previous administration. Would you say the failed policies of the Bush administration is as much a cause in the swine flu outbreak and the failure of the economy is the failure of the Bush administration?”

    “Now that GM is finally under control of “the People”, our understanding is hood ornaments for GM vehicles will reflect various people in your administration. Could I be the first person to receive a President Obama hood ornament ?”

    “If you were to list one of your many many many good qualities which made these 100 days the greatest 100 days of all time, could you identify just one quality or could you discuss all of them ?”

    “Michelle’s arms are still amazing, aren’t they?”

  36. McGehee says:

    It might be specific to the Senate, though.

    No.

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