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Jeff’s Still in Chicago [Dan Collins]

as far as I know, so please keep in mind that there’s still a fund-raiser going on. Unlike a certain person mentioned in the post directly below, Jeff isn’t paid by a magazine conglomerate to stroke his ocicats publicly. So, please do give generously, if you appreciate this blog.

33 Replies to “Jeff’s Still in Chicago [Dan Collins]”

  1. JD says:

    I thought Wolly stroked himself, while petting his ocelot.

  2. Joe says:

    Patterico has ocelots?

  3. JD says:

    Is Joe Wolcott ?

  4. Joe says:

    I have caught swordfish! Fuck what a disturbing thought.

  5. Joe says:

    I would be proud to be Jersey Joe Wolcott, but James Wolcott? Eeeeewwww, I would disgust myself.

  6. geoffb says:

    Where else but at Protein Wisdom can a thread go from Wolcott to Walcott to swordfish and back again in 6 posts.

    Say what you mean. Mean what you say. Words here work hard, but take time to play.

  7. N. O'Brain says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOxpPJYUTDM

    “Who are you”

    I’m fine, thanks, who are you?”

  8. Joe says:

    When will Obama supporters realize they have been had?

    Sullivan is railing that tea parties are full of crap because they never protested Medicare expansion under Bush. Okay. I remember a few conservatives protesting that, but fair to say not enough. And if you disagree with the Iraq war, well that spending is significant. But the elephant in the room is the MASSIVE increase that has just taken place (adjusted for inflation). It is unprecidented.

    So when will they acknowledge that level of spending?

    I suspect never.

  9. gus says:

    Sullivan is an ass hat. We’ve said enough. This piece of shit for a President needs to be stopped NOW.

  10. Swen Swenson says:

    Jeff isn’t paid by a magazine conglomerate to stroke his ocicats publicly.

    Hell, lotsa people gots ocicats but there’s only one place to go if you want to see a pole dance by a leprous edentate!

    Speaking of which…

  11. malaclypse the tertiary says:

    For the record, that double wrist lock HURTS.

  12. blowhard says:

    For the record, that double wrist lock HURTS.

    I keep hearing that.

    Given my advancing decrepitude, I’m wondering if it doesn’t just make sense to forget about improving myself and focus on having as many children as possible.

    Make them compete for egg whites and steak. Then train the survivors.

  13. happyfeet says:

    I changed my mind.

  14. I changed my mind.

    NOOOOOOooooooo!

  15. happyfeet says:

    I just thought maybe I built it up too much. Let’s watch the shoes thing again.

  16. happyfeet says:

    It’s just never not funny.

  17. happyfeet says:

    People have been sending me this one but … it’s disturbing. It’s not entertaining except… you can’t look away.

  18. oh, there’s a few people in the cast that love that thing and I have you to thank for knowing what the hell they’re giggling about.

    I was telling RTO about how the guy sitting next to me during this song had us all rolling tonight and RTO was all, “that’s disgusting”. yeah, “theater people” can make just about anything really disgusting.

  19. it’s disturbing

    um, yeah. it’s like a poor man’s blue man group…. or something.

  20. happyfeet says:

    Sweeney I need to netflix. I’ve never seen it and I was mostly lost. Now I will watch Dollhouse and then sleep cause nicey nice multicultural liberal family Easter what I need a vegetable for is tomorrow and I have to get work done before. I hope my Russian deli has something appropriate cause I’m not the kind of person you can just tell to “bring a vegetable.” I want to be that guy but being that guy is very elusive.

  21. nicey nice multicultural liberal family Easter what I need a vegetable for is tomorrow and I have to get work done before.

    you should have put off work. ;D worked for RTO, his mom called this morning and was all “What are you guys doing for Easter!?” working. I have pictures from last year.

    mostly everyone just knows that aunt maggie is cranky except that one time when there was a bounce-house involved.

  22. that comment made a lot more sense when I hit “say it” oh well. ooooh, that reminds me, I need to post the mutant bunny RTO gave me….. there

  23. happyfeet says:

    Easter Snail!

  24. JD says:

    Have a happy and joyous Easter, everyone.

    GO TIGER !!!!!

  25. SarahW says:

    Easter snail is slow. I guess that’s why my candies aren’t here yet.

  26. SarahW says:

    That bunny is winking at you.

  27. SarahW says:

    One reason my candies aren’t here is that I ate them yesterday. A bag of sugar-free jelly beans – which was not a good idea.

  28. SarahW says:

    This substitution of theme music is all too effective. The Dana Plato credit gave me the shivers.

  29. Sdferr says:

    Jeff is still in Chicago and J.S. Bach is still in the ground. Better than the wretched Vocapeople or even SweeneyTodd, perhaps, is to attempt to imagine the astonishment of the vocalists and instrumentalists who first heard Bach’s Matthew’s Passion taking shape as they performed it in their rehearsals at Thomaskirche. Could they have been thinking “What on earth is this?” or “How did this come here?”.

  30. mmmmmm, I was working on that one before I got busy, Sdferr. I think this one is my fave of the alto arias.

  31. Sdferr says:

    Hey maggie, did you hear the good news that Captain Phillips is safe and three pirate bad guys dead and one captured? Huzzah!

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