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Jeff’s In Chicago [Dan Collins]

And JD says he met up with him and Tony and a British fighter and a Canadian one at a restaurant last night and had a good time, featuring 20 oz. OUTLAW Ribeye Steak!

But don’t forget that there’s also a fundraiser going on. If I could have, I would have bumped the original post, but I can’t, so . . . (h/t, hf)

42 Replies to “Jeff’s In Chicago [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    I don’t think either Jeff or JD speak Canadian or British do they? That must have been awkward.

  2. LTC John says:

    JD bought me a giant OUTLAW London Broil when I saw him. I guess that makes him the purvey of OUTLAW meat? Heh.

  3. JD says:

    I am not fluent in Canuck. Eh? I started cracking up when I saw the OUTLAW steak on their menu.

  4. mr. feet you are my hero for that comment. well for a lot of what you write. but today for that one what is at @1. <3

  5. Diana says:

    Mr. Feet is in jeopardy of stubbing his toe, again.

  6. happyfeet says:

    That sounds like a bad thing. Is it a metaphor?

  7. happyfeet says:

    oh – thank you louchette. I finished everything I had planned today for work and I’m not real intrigued by the pirate thing and I can’t youtoob stuff. I’m going to make a South Park character I think and name him Jasper.

  8. happyfeet says:

    Jasper has a bunny and issues. Ok I think that killed maybe 10 miutes.

  9. happyfeet says:

    *minutes* I mean… if I want I can make Jasper say something but I went to save Jasper and I think it got stuck saving cause it just keeps saying that it’s saving and I can’t change anything.

  10. Diana says:

    Mr. Feet may find that his energy costs will skyrocket if his new inimitaballs Fearless Leader keeps slapping duties on imports. No more Beavertails for you.

  11. Rusty says:

    Sushi and Sapporo for lunch. I’m hammered.

  12. N. O'Brain says:

    From today’s news conference:

    “REPORTER: Can we get a quick reaction to the pirates, the Somali pirates?

    OBAMA: Guys, we’re talking about housing right now.”

    (via Rush L.)

  13. JD says:

    Now that I am over 5 hours away, I think I could totally take Tony. Did I mention that Jeff has ginormous forearms?

  14. happyfeet says:

    I’m pretty mad about them canceling the trucking program but that’s not a very conservative thing to say. What did he slap duties on? I am researching. Charlie Rangel is in charge of that in the House. Our new trade rep is the former mayor of Dallas.

    With economic anxiety sapping public support for trade, Obama needed someone with the salesmanship and charisma to tame City Hall and, more recently, command $1 million a year as a lawyer and lobbyist.*

    That is a very odd thing to write.

    Kirk told Congress he’s in no rush to finish pacts left pending with South Korea, Panama and Colombia.

    He sounds fairly useless and says Baracky…

    “believes in trade, but we believe in a trade that reflects our values and broadly is going to work for all American families,” Kirk said.

    Ron Kirk will make $196,700 a year.

  15. happyfeet says:

    oh.

    On Tuesday, for instance, he announced $54.8 million worth of tariffs on Canadian softwood lumber.

    That is not how you make friends but it helps support home prices I guess when you tax the shit out of the ingredients you need to make a house.

  16. JD says:

    Did the greatest press secretary EVAH just have a press conference to say that Barcky did not bow?

  17. N. O'Brain says:

    The teleprompter had a nervous breakdown.

  18. happyfeet says:

    Did the President bow when meeting Saudi King Abdullah at last week’s G20 summit? “No,” Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said. “He bent over to shake his hand…”*

    That’s fucking retarded. Are there any other pictures of our dipshit president bending over to shake hands or was he just trying something new… mixing it up a little? So is he going to be bending over to shake people’s hands in the future? Does he realize he looks retarded when he does that?

    I shoulda gone into journalism. Those are very good questions I think.

  19. N. O'Brain says:

    He bowed.

    To a second rate wahabbist potentate.

    Says a lot, doesn’t it?

  20. mossberg500 says:

    WTF? I just found out that Meghan McCain is getting six figures for a book deal!

  21. Diana says:

    Can you really trust a politician who wants no more pork?

  22. i like bunnies. they’re cute, and so soft and cuddly. but they’re kind of weird as pets, and you have to be very serene and very patient with them. since they’re prey and not predators, like cats and dogs are. anyway, i like them. bunnies. and that south park avatar maker is addictive. y/y

  23. happyfeet says:

    Where’s Mr. Moran to sniffily dismiss her as a cotton candy Republican? Just cause she ate it all doesn’t mean she’s not still one of them.

  24. happyfeet says:

    I have trust issues with pet bunnies.

  25. happyfeet says:

    ok where does “cotton candy Republican” come from? I really don’t get that. Like they are insubstantial? As opposed to like Barack Obama? wtf?

  26. how can meghan mccain have a book deal and jeff not yet (unless i missed something)? *boggles*

    i think i gotta make me a ‘the end is near’ sandwich board sign and go meander aimlessly around midtown now, wearing it and spouting tourette’s like obscenities at random passing strangers. brb o.O

  27. mossberg500 says:

    i think i gotta make me a ‘the end is near’ sandwich board sign and go meander aimlessly around midtown now, wearing it and spouting tourette’s like obscenities at random passing strangers. brb o.O

    Getting high and wearing my “Tomorrow is cancelled due to lack of interest today” t-shirt is the extent of my apocalytic proclamations. I gotta find those old Tony Robbins cassettes.

  28. happyfeet says:

    I woke up at 2:30 this morning and just stayed up, louchette. I think it’s cause of the chantix but now you have me worried.

  29. JD says:

    Louchette – Could you get someone to video that, and have it posted on youtoob?

    Meghan got $50,000 per breastess?!

  30. mossberg500 says:

    Meghan got $50,000 per breastess?!

    She’ll just publish a collection of her Twitter droppings.

  31. Joe says:

    If I wasn’t so busy I would go and get my ass kicked as a scapegoat subsistute for others more deserving.

  32. were i still her age i might just film that, just for the potetial hilarity that might ensue, and i would put it on the puketube. but now? i think not. i do have some standards. =P

  33. potential dammit. and damn my lysdexic typing too.

  34. Dan Collins says:

    JD, they’re reporting HIGH six figures.

  35. guinsPen says:

    Bend over and pull my finger.

  36. JD says:

    Dan – No doubt they were high.

  37. Pablo says:

    JD, they’re reporting HIGH six figures.

    Funny thing…you can wipe your ass with that kind of money at Cindy McCain’s house(s).

  38. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by happyfeet on 4/9 @ 5:30 pm #

    I have trust issues with pet bunnies.”

    Jimmy Carter is deathly afraid of them. With good reason.

  39. happyfeet says:

    Watership Down is a big favorite though. Bunnies take care of bidness when they needs to.

  40. Nishi_Jenkins says:

    Jeff!!!
    We need YOU to come back IMMEDIATELY!!!
    It’s an OUTLAW EMERGENCY!
    YOU have to TAKE-BACK the meaning of tea-bagging BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

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