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More O!pologies, Not Accepted [Dan Collins]

Only this time from Olbermann to co-Worst Persons in World, Dan Cooper, Twitter and Fox News:

I’ve previously written at length about Keith Olbermann smearing Twitter and Dan Cooper, suggesting that they, along with Fox News, conspired to defraud America by setting up a fake Twitter account in Keith’s name. As we all know by now, Keith couldn’t have done a worse job with that segment. Not only was the Twitter account legit, he actually had a second account for his show, which tweeted the very segment where he denied being a part of Twitter!! Well, Keith has finally decided to address the smear. I could explain this in detail, but I think I’ll let Keith speak for himself:

Go watch Uberdouche not really O!pologize for his autorantic autopwnag3, which has been duly scrubbed and edited by MSNBC.

Gleen on Uberdouche: Man of Principle, accountability and transparency. I have to say, though, that at least Gleen’s been consistent on these issues. On the other hand, you’ll notice that we haven’t here been beating up on O! or his legal advisors over this particular issue, because perhaps . . . just perhaps, mind you . . . the national security concerns involved really are that important. GWB, Unitary Executive, never sought the power to shut down teh intarwebs, though. Just saying.

36 Replies to “More O!pologies, Not Accepted [Dan Collins]”

  1. Joe says:

    Keith Olbermann admit he is wrong? Nah. That would require acting like a man. Olbermann is not a man. Keith Olbermann is decended from a race of semi aware hermaphrodite flat worms. They have a unique life cycle which is based on shit. Shit all the time. They flop through it, around it, under it, over it. They live, breath and eat shit.

  2. Joe says:

    Just don’t cut his tail off because it might grow into a new Olbermann. If he and Matthews rub against one another too long they may exchange DNA and create a frightening new Olber-hews Hybrid.

  3. Dan Collins says:

    I think that technically that’s referred to as scumbiosis.

  4. happyfeet says:

    MSNBC desperately needs Bush back I think.

  5. DarthRove says:

    Is it true that if you cut Olbermann, he bleeds Summer’s Eve?

  6. kelly says:

    Is it true that Olbermann’s favorite cocktail is a vinegar and water?

  7. mojo says:

    LEAVE KEEF ALONE!!!!!

  8. kelly says:

    Is it true that Olbermann was responsible for the phrase, “that not-so-fresh feeling”?

  9. AJB says:

    National security concerns are, in fact, so important that torturing seven- and eight-year olds is perfectly justified. As is the squashing of an infant’s testicles.

    Haha, silly me. Thinking torturing children is wrong. I should know that that’s pre-9/11 thinking only a Gleen (notice the humorous mispelling, LOL I’M TEH FUNNAY) would engage in.

  10. kelly says:

    You have some snot hanging from your nose, AJB.

  11. Rick says:

    The subject is Olbermann, our televised embarrassment.

    Cordially…

  12. Sdferr says:

    You aren’t silly AJB, you are much closer to monstrously moronic than silly.

  13. Rick says:

    I wish to know how Keef’s squashed testicles have enhanced national security. Other than the liklihood Olbermann won’t reproduce, which is a real bonus, but more in the realm of social hygiene.

    Cordially…

  14. donald says:

    Keith, like Thor is a faggot.

  15. Mike LaRoche says:

    So what’s Keith going to do if someone Rick-rolls him? Name Rick Astley the Worst Person in the World?

  16. Dan Collins says:

    There’s a chance, Mike, that he might be on to something in that case, so . . . not going to happen.

  17. happyfeet says:

    National security concerns are, in fact, so important that torturing seven- and eight-year olds is perfectly justified. As is the squashing of an infant’s testicles.

    link?

  18. The biggest leftist I know recently asked me “Do you think Keith Olbermann was always a collossal jerk?” To which I pointed out his firing from ESPN despite the high ratings of the show he co anchored and his difficulty finding work since that time. Nobody likes him. I don’t even think he likes himself.

  19. Matt says:

    Is there any real reason we’re linking to the socketpuppet ? Do we really want him to have traffic ?

    Speaking of big douches,

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0409/White_House_No_bow_to_Saudi.html

  20. Bob Roberts says:

    Oh, a Redstate cite. That explains everything.

    Even if it was true, it would kind of pale in comparison to blackmailing one’s housekeeper in order to purchase Oxycontin illegally.

    Or getting caught as a sex tourist.

    Or being the ostensible leader of the Republican party.

  21. So… I guess Keith Olbermann isn’t a colossal @#*(&^ because… you don’t like Republicans? That’s how it works?

    No end to the self delusion of the left.

  22. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    AJB had his testicles squashed. Unfortunately, they were too close to his brain. Please forgive him.

  23. JD says:

    Olberfuckface and AJB are heirs to the Massengill fortune. I tried to watch this douchenozzle tonite, and my eyeballs and ears started bleeding in less than 6 minutes.

    FWIW – I am meeting Jeff G for dinner tonite. So, I have that going for me.

  24. happyfeet says:

    You are the coolest one. Say hi for me.

  25. Dan Collins says:

    Yay, JD! Have fun.

    Don’t tell him about the carpet.

  26. JD says:

    Ixnay on the arpetcay.

    Yeah, it should be pretty cool. I have had a wonderful opportunity to meet a lot of my friends from the blogs in recent months. I am fortunate.

    Happyfeet – Better Half still loves you. If/when she leaves me, I know where I will look first. Mom-in-law adores you too, for all of the nice things you said about her food. But, she grabbed alppuccino’s ass …

  27. JD says:

    On a lighter note, the lady checking me into my hotel looked exactly like Padma, and I fear I drooled on the counter.

  28. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Unfortunately, they were too close to his brain.

    In size, you mean? And I don’t mean that as a compliment in favor of either organ.

  29. JD says:

    An old joke about a magnifying glass and tweezers comes to mind ….

  30. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    JD, get his autograph for me. I am a sycophant, afterall.

  31. JD says:

    It was really enjoyable to meet Jeff G last night. We met at a steakhouse and ate with Tony, some Canadian fighter, and some British fighter. The conversation ranged from midgets to anvil-heads to blood pudding, and places in-between. It was really great to shake hands with someone that has brought me such entertainment, and such a good group of “friends” round here.

  32. BJT-FREE! says:

    Hey, JD! Is Tony as physically intimidating in person as he looks on film?

  33. JD says:

    And I shit you not, the menu had OUTLAW Ribeye steaks, 20 oz bone-in hunks of bleeding dead cow. Jeff G made the waitress write OUTLAW! When she was taking our order.

  34. JD says:

    BJ – Nope. I could take him.

    LOL

  35. BJT-FREE! says:

    You are typing so I’ll assume that you didn’t say that to him as you still have your arms attached to your shoulders. (lol)

  36. JD says:

    No way he could catch me. I have long legs and can be quite nimble when fleeing for my life.

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