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Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
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- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
I wonder if multiculturalism is served by bleaching her anus?
Nah, lighter is probably bad.
God bless you and that booty, Meghan.
The Rage song was a nice touch.
be nice to the bbw
Is that for real? Gross! An embarrassment for her parents I am sure.
I love Meghan when she says stuff to help make the Republican Party more better but it makes me sad that Meghan isn’t using her art history degree and following her dream. It’s like Meghan, Interrupted and I know she’s doing it not just for the Republican Party but for America but if I could tell Meghan just one thing it would be you’ve done enough, baby girl. You’ve given and given and given. All the media and the interviews and the dirty socialist approval what you endure day after day, just let it go, sweetness. Follow your heart and be the unheard unseen SUPERSTAR you were born to be. Do it for daddy.
These things are too damn funny … keep ’em coming.
thank you, Jeff, I really needed a good laugh today!! :-)
The World Cries Out. Samoa Meghan Tweets.
Don’t go read Penn’s article at CNN.
Hey, I heard the roach clip O gave the Queen was actually quite nice. Pearl inlaid, with a ZZ Top logo.
Just kidding. He gave her tickets to the Fleetwood Mac concert of last week.
“rush limbaugh fat fat fat”
you go bbw
Wait. Jeff does these?
I’m so not in the loop.
Maybe Mam’selle McCain could have a Twitter convo with Billy Jack, Leif Garrett, and Shannon Elizabeth?
You did!
dicentra
‘member the Martha Stewart Chronicles?
I love this stuff!
I should have known. Should have known.
I thought Jeff was going after JournoList.
This is like crack to me.
The sad part is that it all seemed plausible to me.
And I read the chronicles out of the archives. I wasn’t around when he posted them the first time.
Détournement.
That perfect stereotypical fat-girl hat is the fuckin’ touch, man.
…
i thought appropriating a word what ends in ette for the title of her blog was sort of a masterstroke too
Those last two are all her, I’m afraid. Detournement it is.
Detournement
D’ebracket c’est moi.
I’m still having trouble believing this. But I’ve verified it. Is a ten year old writing this offal? Mr. Happyfeet, please be careful. Your assimilation of the twitter mode is so convincing you may “go native” if you are not careful.
It’s asteroid time, baby.
¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
What’s the twitter/IM shorthand for: happyfeet lafs!!1!!11
[wipes tears of hysterical laughter from #6]
Epic in scope and grandeur.
But enough about Meg’s ass. These are awesome.
D’ebracket fait exploser when Michigan St. beat Louisville, and Memphis lost to Missouri. Oh, well. Should’ve listened to thor’s stock tips, I suppose.
You know, I’ve always wondered about this. Now I know.
L’eat moi.
Okay, I gotta know, are you adding the hamburger icon in the “Following” section?
If so, bravo.
If not, holy shit.
Jeff’s tweets are masterful, but he is being aided by a target rich environment. The most wonderful thing is that I can imagine Happy tweeting this stuff to her.
Nice catch on the hamburger icon – the fun these posts are!
the thought of bleaching anything on meghan requires bleaching of my own mind.
And shave your tacos ? lowlz.
[…] the soul for that sort of thing, will become ‘Progressive Republicans‘ (there’s a term that’s steeped in […]
So is a Brazil wax kinda like manscaping? It’s spring you know, so let’s clog the drains for FREEDOM!
Or, you know, a polite understanding between non-ideologically compatible family members. Like Alex Keaton and his dad. ‘course Alex will have to use an electric razor until the WAR ON SCIENCE! is over, but when it is, and he can walk again, he should take the Delorean back in time and shoot that horse. Not to mention put a beatdown on that Rush Limbaugh guy, he’s so divisive.
I thought the addition of the David Frum tab was really, really brilliant. Well played.
The best part of my day is when Meg tweets.
I am so pathetic.
The attention to detail is what takes it from mere hilarity to the stratosphere of funny.
And you must be joking that any of those are really her. With brainpower like this behind McCain, how did he ever lose!?!?
Ah, the tragedy of fashionability mistaken for intellectualism. What a dumbass blond.
ugh
if meg cut down a…cherry tree
inna forest/ and stripped the bark
for a writing intrument. and tried to tweet w
said [ruff[ bark…/ on first american land
could db cooper land on her…?
preets pleez
so soll/megs/megs/ back agin
[black coctail dress shout outs!]
u r NOT fat!
haters
thanks for… mommy’s leopard pill-box
hat crumbs..
[not dissin/ yum zzzz yum ;]
how much more poplar u be/?
is it me/…?
i am so ur friend!
polo horse poo stinky mad at u
i’m bran cereal about this!
ur prob-busy/ i’m so hap 4 u!
i like canadians
so humble
that bobby orr is a cookie crumble![yum]