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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
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i thought i saw a puddy-cat
i did..i did
no clicky. I want to click!
fixed
Oh, I got it to work. I didn’t realize Happyfeet was tweeting with Meghan.
Now I want more.
I know, I know. There’s just no pleasing me.
Who dove into that dumpster for such an image.
I don’t know whether to congratulate him on his courage or tell him to take the stench elsewhere.
freedom hfeet rules
Is this going to be a series? I hope so.
Ok, I gotta go do my workout, but I’ve looked at it, like, five times and it still makes me giggle like a school girl.
Oh, lordy. Here’s a real one:
Hard to parody when it gets like this. Just copying the “best of” might be enough.
all you can eat
let’s vote her off the ‘snack’ island
do dessert carts float
quick- get the professor
put down that damn coconut clock radio-we need
your xpertise
maryanne
Are we ever going to find out if AIDS really is a conspiracy of the White Man to keep down the Black Man?
C’mon O, you’ve had long enough! helpabrothaout
I’m going to hide under the bed and WWJPWD.
Spears + Frum + duck = death threat.
Thanks for noticing, psycho.
I’m thinkin’ Brittany Spears would be welcomed into the reasonable, moderate, modern Republican club due to her fat ass.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! (sob)
ushie: fat ass lover…
Wasn’t Brittany Frum a really lame hair metal band?
BJT-FREE: bony-ass lover…
add an “e” to my above, as appropriate.
She’s definitely her daddy’s little girl but she’s also very much like how her daddy describes her mommy I think.
oh. I just saw what y’all were talking about and I laughed out freaking loud inappropriately especially since NG is waiting on me to go to lunch and I told her I had to answer a couple client emails first so now she knows I lied and she looks pissed.
her daddy chokes pencils
and only has one camera side
mommy’s all on that
diaper-wise
Thank you! SO needed this today. Haven’t laughed out loud in quite awhile. Please make this a series like back in the Martha days…
I think in Meg’s case the verb should be “twit,” not “tweet.”
ear worm/ the begining of rockin’ robin
jackson style
tweedily deedily deet
The “Live Free or Die” wallpaper doesn’t ring true. It’s entirely too confrontational. I’m thinking “Live Free or Whatever” is more her speed.
Try again with a different vowel.
Rob: Probably more like “Live Free or Kiss My Fat Ass.” Oh, wait! That only works for “Far Right Republicans.”
My bad…
Except that’s her actual wallpaper.
It’s going to be tough battling the real thing for who can parody Megan best. But I’m willing to give it a go.
I’d feel differently if she had a moderate ass. Not happyfeet, methinks.
(talking to McGehee, sorry!)
LEAVE MEGHAN ALONE, JEFF! (sob)
i afta e xcept afta
wait..wait
O oftor O xcopt ofto O
‘bama
BJT-FREE: I think of Brit-Brit this way–you know the scariest amusement park ride you were ever on? She’s that ride’s E-ticket.
I think of Meghan as the Pillsbury Dough Girl.
How about “Live Free or Mooch Off of Your Dad’s Fame”
“Live free and vote Democrat cuz that’s what good progressive Republicans do!”
Live Free or at the very least, be cheap.
Live Free, But In Moderation
“Live Free and snort coke like that Biden girl who’s obviously doing a lot of coke and probably bulemic cuz no one can be that thin without doing a lot of coke. Oh, and vote Democrat!”
Live Free – Eat Fritos
“Live Free and avoid spandex if your caboose is big enough to pull the train, IYKWIMAITYD. And vote Democrat, it beats working!”
“Live Free, especially if your dad marries into money.”
Live Free, Free Willy
This is a contest, right?
Booorrnnn Freeee….
My Father’s a Doctor…..
And a big shout out to Andy Williams…..
Seriously? That’s her for-real background?
*sigh*
Parody is dead.
“Live Free and if you losers started acting more like Democrats you wouldn’t be losing elections, losers.”
“Live Free Or Dye Blonde.”
Well, if the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, this explains John McCain’s performance last year. If being a viable and responsible Republican means having a mindset that permits you to write “hahha OK, and to everyone else who wants to have a rational dialogue about our differences, you are SMART AND SEXY TOO!!!” then I will proudly disavow the Republican Party for all time. Does this ditzy bitch have any clue how moronic she sounds?
Hey, just like John McCain and his bint daughter are doing but with less honor.
the tabs are ace, definitely the best part. =D
as for the ‘real’ one… she makes me CRINGE. and what senile shut-in thought this was a good idea? srsly. she’s about as unhip and tone-deaf as those cross-over thingies they used to do on tv in the 70s, where they would try to make ‘that horrible noise’ palatable to the grey flannel suit crowd by having burl ives or lawrence welk perform some chart topping ‘hard rock’ song. except that unlike megan, lawrence welk actually was cool.
I fear that the “Live Free Or Dye Blonde” approach to politics is the direction the GOP has taken. I think rotund, corpulent Meghan will be quite comfortable in her daddy’s GOP.
louchette, ever see Pat Boone cover metal songs?
That was pretty cool, actually.
pat was actually pretty cool too. nimoy too. but you know what i meant. usually those performances were merely embarrassing.
she’s about as unhip and tone-deaf as those cross-over thingies they used to do on tv in the 70s,
An apt comparison!
Enter the mind of Meghan McCain.
I know… yeah, awesome!!!11! I’ll be like the Arsenio Hall of like, conservatives, and stuff. You know, like I’m black, that is, white, but I’ll be all like non-threatening and really fun, like it’s just all a fun talk show, you know? ‘Cause like, white people think blacks are scary, but not that Arsenio guy, and like if I’m all smart and sexy and funny but like I’m conservative, then people will… wait, is that a twin pack of double-stuffed Oreos over there?
Oh, yeah. Shatner comes to mind.
At least Nimoy can sing, after a fashion.
“moderate, rational, progressive Republicans”
I do not think these words mean what she thinks they mean.
Who is her ghost twitterer? Everyone that is anyone has one.
Ah, the cheese that is Shatner.
And Leonard Nimoy cannot sing.
I didn’t even notice the tabs before. I am ashamed.
Apparently they mean enough for her to vote for John F’n Kerry. I don’t even think Peggy Noonan went that far. But David Brooks for sure.
I thought I was OUTLAW!!! but it appears I am ♥outlaw♥
TPR, compared to Shatner he’s freakin’ Enrico Caruso.
Yeah, and next you’re going to be telling us that compared to Shatner, Nimoy is a good actor, like Shatner is an actor or something. I’m sorry, we just aren’t facile enough to sell that stuff… or John McCain, either apparently.
Thank you, Jeff … made my day.
Hey!!!11!! IGNORE ALL THE HATERZ!!1! Everybody knows Pr0gressive is the wave of the future! Rockin’ Republicanz for Pr0gressives, we rock!!! And GAIA HOW I LOVE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON!!!11!! BRITNEY USES IT TOO!!!
Sweet Jesus, she’s a dim bulb.
So this woman is into David Frum?
And I thought no one could be more embarrassing to Frum than Frum himself.
I suddenly have the Shatner/Folds/Jackson version of “Common People” stuck in my head. Wonder why?
Sing along with the common people,
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people,
Laugh along even though they’re laughing at you,
And the stupid things you do,
Because you think Poor is Cool.
It used to be Kerry and Edwards who brought that song to mind. How times change…
All I can say is “Let’s Tone It Down, People!“
“It’s going to be tough battling the real thing for who can parody Megan best. But I’m willing to give it a go.”
And seeing this, I smiled.
Oh good God, this isn’t parody! Oh dear Lord.
“Live Free or … wait, you’re telling me ‘free’ means something other than really really cheap?”
Since she has DownloadHelper she should have YouTube on her Bookmarks toolbar.
Spam Heap, there’s no way that twitter crap isn’t parody. Seriously. That is madcap, possibly genius, possibly painful satire. I mean, it’s the TOTUS blog for McCain.
Right? Right? Please… right?
I mean…
There’s no way someone didn’t write that as a joke. She sounds like a dumb Paris Hilton.
I can’t compete with her. She’s too fucking good.
I fear it’s not parody… if you go to tubby Meghan’s primary website, she has a link to the twitter page. And her primary site is the real thing, not a Secret Steve Jobs stunt. Just more proof that twitter is for twits. When Hugh “Mitt Romney’s Boyfriend” Hewitt got himself a twitter page, that meant twitter didn’t just jump the shark, it went pole-vaulting.
But … but … I’ve always believed in God. I’ve believed the universe has order and meaning. There’s just no way. Not if that’s not a joke. There’s just … nothing.
Ella, it is a joke — it’s just that the intent comes from a higher Author. <raises eyes skyward>
OK, once again, I’m late into the feed–which idiot blonde are we talking about here,
Britney or the faux Republican’s daughter?
As if there is a difference?
Didn’t they catch here blowing snow recently?
I cannot, for the life of me, keep these pol daughters straight. . . .
Jeff, that’s some excellence in parody.
I think happyfeet would be great at the Twittering. A shame that nick is already spoken for.
argh. i could be happyfeet4reals maybe? brb.
(Nae Lumpkin? For real?)
That was easier than third grade. happyfeet4reals is me. Not those other stupid fake happyfeets. ok no rush to actually start the twittering process I don’t think but if there’s an emergency what calls for twittering I’m 100% ready. Except I don’t know how.
Really? Check out this Pulitzer material
Megan sounds worse than the South Carolina beauty pageant girl – such as US Americans don’t have maps such as
That moved me. Down there.
Hmm… you aren’t showing up in the search, ‘feets.
do i have to say something first maybe?
ok I said something and it took. I already like this better than the facebook one.
It still can’t find you. Maybe it takes a while to work through the system?
I’m EspyBrigandage on there, btw.
but no it does not come up in the search but I know I’m in there cause Biz Stone is already emailing me trying to kiss up
who’s Biz Stone?
‘feets, follow me from my link above. I’ll find you.
Or, from my link, check out who I’m following; most of the Outlaw! crew is in there. Including Dan, who is inexhaustible.
Got it, ‘feets.
There are all kinds of weird-assed spammers on there who’ll try to follow you or get you to follow them.
It’s pretty easy to block them.
Biz Stone is a twitter co-founder with 288 K followers.
I kicked him to the curb.
You found him, SBP? I’m checking your list right now.
I’ve never trusted guys who go by names like “Biz” or “Trip”.
Looks like his real name is Isaac.
Actually, he found me, serr8d.
I think they probably have some kind of mongo distributed DB, and it takes a while for new shit to propagate.
Twitter will soon have server issues, if it continues to take off like it has. It was down, hard, a week or so ago.
And yes, it eclipses that farcical Facebook. Which I’ve hated since I first signed up. Now, I can’t get rid of it. I tried; it just wouldn’t go away, like the old AOL zombie.
biz means tits in another language
That gives a whole new meaning to “give him the biz”.
this has potential I think. Biz will be glad to hear that I bet. I will add and add tomorrow.
On the way home, this guy on the bus bothered my friend. I called him out on that, and he went ballistic. Wanted to fight. Well, he had about 4 inches in height on me, let alone strength and insanity (which he apparently had in abundance). Luckily I was able to avoid it.
Was I wrong?
I thought I was going to seriously get hurt. I was ready, but still.
Maybe I should just keep it to myself. This is so rare here… .
yes/ my girl has four inches on me
and i let her reach into the high cabinets…
all the while- i keeps my lazy eye on her
and her bus ticket
she’s crafty tho
insane
Fighting insane people is no activity for the bus. That is more police or security at mental hospital type work.
Glad you’re okay, cranky-d.
Her brain is soggier than most, obviously.
While the One tries his hand at centralized planning and controling the commanding heights, Meg McCain is giving out cold sores. TWEET!
Hold up this is her actual Twitter page? As in not a joke, but her actual fuckin Twitter page?
Yeah, Mr. P but there’s been a bit of creative editing. The real deal is here.
Nah not her twitter page. The sad thing is (for her, not for people asking) is how easy it is to believe its her “tweeting”. God I hate t hat term.
There goes twitter as the source of the CLASSICAL LIBERAL respawning. Is there a medium that is unspoiled by Breitbart’s trolls?
Oh, look, it’s SFAG.
Oh, look, she’s gone again.
Is there a medium that is unspoiled by Breitbart’s trolls?
Journolist?
I hear that Daily Kos has teh purity, meya. Perhaps that would be more to your liking.
Obama’s press conferences seem to be protected from too much “disagreement”. That’s good for our country.
The Online Townhall Meeting was pure as well.
Disagreeing with the President is the failed politics of the past.
Black helicopters absorb too much heat.
Pastel helicopters shall now be used in all special secret ops.
more meg tweets!
pretty please
Meg Tweets? Are they from Nabisco or Kellogg’s?
alex jones…DUDE
sayeth only 5 mega company DUDE
u say tomato/ i say…..
sum wong
u r 12;49 pm
me 10 21pm
quick/ to the hover craft
no joke
whats up w time diff?
louchette?
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