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POST-RACIAL EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT PROTEIN WISDOM: partial transcript of the “Newsmaker of the Year” award ceremony, given at the behest of a trade group of black newspaper publishers, to which none in the “white press” was “invited”

[leaked to me from a friend inside the ceremony who managed to record this bit on his Blackberry]

President Obama:

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members:

President Obama: “So.”

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members: “So…”

President Obama:

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members:

President Obama: “Whasssssssssssssssssup….?”

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members: “Whassssssssssssup!”

President Obama: “WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSUP…?”

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members: “WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSUP!”

President Obama:WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP...?”

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members: WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP!

President Obama:

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members:

President Obama: “So.”

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members: “Yeah.”

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members:

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members:

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members:

Black Newspaper publishers trade group members: “…So you want this plaque, or –?”

President Obama: ” — Sure, thanks. Now. Who wants them some eats?”

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24 Replies to “POST-RACIAL EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT PROTEIN WISDOM: partial transcript of the “Newsmaker of the Year” award ceremony, given at the behest of a trade group of black newspaper publishers, to which none in the “white press” was “invited””

  1. Joe says:

    Just don’t be serv’in any filthy swine!

  2. cranky-d says:

    Dealing with the press these days is so tiresome for the Obamas. I mean, sometimes they ask real questions and stuff. They did not sign up for that.

  3. […]  If I could I’d like to be The first black President Overnight sensation Run the US government I could buy him anything That Gordon Brown desires This I won’t do ‘Cause I’m so not into you (So not into you) Now that I’m the President And sit behind this desk I am so radical That I scare Wall Street to death I will hold a meeting for The press to let them know You’re really screwed ‘Cause I’m so not into you (So not into you) […]

  4. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Y’all saw this truly embarrassing presser that was posted over at AoSHQ, right?

    One of the reporters goes off the chain a little bit, and Gibbs is visibly shitting his pants.

    Amateur hour.

  5. Taggart says:

    So who’d the honkey J-skoolers pick as their Main Man?

  6. clarice says:

    You are incorrigible. Smooches.

  7. Jeffersonian says:

    This administration needs some adult supervision.

  8. Steve B says:

    Hey! That’s not funny.

  9. Did you run this by Pajamas before you posted it? I don’t find it moderate enough for my tastes. Please try again with a little less hate.

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Bwahahaha, Preston. See you on the other side. Arrivederci, baby.

  11. nk says:

    I’m with you, Jeff. You sure won me over.

  12. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUL TRAAIN!

  13. Jeff G. says:

    Does no one remember the Bud commercials?

  14. Jeff G. says:

    No need to be a smartass, nk. I know how you feel about me and I’m okay with it, incredible as that must seem to you.

    The question I have about this award function is why was the press (well, the white press) kept out? If Axelrod didn’t want Obama photographed as surrounded by a bunch of other black men and women, why not invite other reporters to the ceremony?

    What needs to be hidden? What’s at play here?

    This post riffs on the idea that nothing insidious is happening, but rather that some sort of forced bond is being celebrated, even though the award recipient and those offering the award might not have all that much in common. So Obama reaches for a moment of shared experience — and overused (at the time) ad campaign.

    That’s about it. I call this explanation, “What is Truth”?

  15. Mr. Pink says:

    Jeff do you remember the muslims excluded from pictures with him during the election?

  16. Edward M. Kennedy says:

    Does no one remember the Bud commercials?

    … ?

    Gin Gimlet.

    *urp*

  17. Andrew says:

    Ever read any of these black community newspapers? Racist, moonbat, commie central…a whole buncha them, anyway.
    I’ll bet the Pres was kinda embarrased, but couldn’t just blow them off.

  18. Ella says:

    So, like, are there signs now at the pressers, “Whites Only – Coloreds Only”? How else do journalists know which press events they are allowed attend?

  19. B Moe says:

    What the fuck is it with folks like nk and Patterico that they more they don’t understand something the louder they must proclaim their ignorance?

  20. donald says:

    The guys on the corners on Tara Blvd and MLK Jr. Drive will never sell me a copy of The Final Call. I pull up, I ask, we all get a good laugh. Then our eyes narrow with suspicion.

  21. donald says:

    Cause I think they’re all yankees if you want to know the truth.

  22. Wm T Sherman says:

    NNPA – Member Papers:

    http://www.nnpa.org/News/article/article.asp?sID=14

    Includes NOI paper “Final Call.”

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