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Don’t Take Them To Your Non-Existent Leader [Dan Collins]

S.E. (“Size E”) Cupp*:

At the end of January, Michael Steele was elected chair of the Republican National Committee – becoming, in fact, the actual leader of the Republican Party. But Steele was smart, likeable, unthreatening – and black. So it was only when he started saying ridiculous things like “off the hook” and “bling bling” that Democrats thought, “He might just be the leader after all . . .”

A similar storyline unfolded for Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal. Too smart and safely ethnic at first, he flew below the radar. But sure enough, after his weak public address in response to the President’s speech to Congress, the Associated Press, CNN and a host of bloggers quickly and gleefully called him a potential new voice of the party.

Then, unto them, Rush Limbaugh was delivered. He’s loud, he’s angry, he’s rich, he’s a onetime drug addict. And, bonus, he wants the President to fail! After toiling away for decades in relative obscurity as a best-selling author with the largest radio listening audience in the country, suddenly Rush was anointed esteemed overlord of the right-wingers – by the Democrats and many in the mainstream media.

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, even President Obama himself, all announced summarily that Limbaugh was the voice – and almost more importantly the face – of the Republican Party. And until someone more disgusting (to the Democrats) comes along, he’ll continue to be the Democrats’ first and only choice to lead the Republican Party straight into the ground.

Republicans are perfectly positioned to make the most of their perceived chaos – if they can resist the temptation to join the take-me-to-your-leader frenzy. The truth is, lack of clear leadership is exactly what the GOP needs right now.

After a longer-than-usual campaign season of infighting over its principles and goals, the GOP should acknowledge the dissention within its ranks by giving multiple voices a mantle and a microphone.

Well, it ain’t bloggers row at CPAC, but it’s a start. Maybe we can get these geniuses to get our message out, once we know what it is.

*Respect her authoritay!

23 Replies to “Don’t Take Them To Your Non-Existent Leader [Dan Collins]”

  1. pdbuttons says:

    to serve man

  2. pdbuttons says:

    dark meat

  3. pdbuttons says:

    shaken/ not

    stir it up…
    little darling
    stir it up

  4. pdbuttons says:

    bob the orr

  5. pdbuttons says:

    my cartoon mittens restrict my giving
    this column a thumbs up
    cartoon fist bump?
    embryonic future thimbs up…?

  6. jcw46 says:

    A comment on the “Rush is a drug addict” thing.

    to those of you younger folks out there imagine waking up every morning in pain. Not excruciating, screaming pain but strong aches and pangs that just don’t go away and that don’t have any effective cure: they can only treat the pain — with ocycontin.

    If you’ve never had this stuff I’m here to tell you it’s fantastic. I suffer(ed) from kidney stones. (a pain I would describe as someone taking a thin iron rod and slooowlly forcing it into your back or side just below your ribs. It doesn’t reach screaming levels but hovers just on the edge for 2 – 12 hours while the stone either passes or plugs things up and then you’re in the O.R. as an emergency case)

    Anyway I was given some MILD versions of this stuff and it was heaven! ALL the pains were gone with no grogginess or clouded thinking. I knew then I was in danger — this stuff was GOOD! I had to force myself to not take it too soon/often and only when absolutely necessary.

    If Rush had chronic back pain (something common with large (fat) people then I can understand the attraction.

    So to those who wish to believe Rush is a wild-eyed addict with no self-control and who’s gonna steal your car stereo one day; walk a mile in a man shoes before you judge him.

  7. pdbuttons says:

    ’tis not a frown
    if u order the happy meal
    on the low down
    but the burger king crown
    is not bound
    by such fairground
    grease
    to confound…
    a bloodhound
    on his breeding ground

    my drive thru fool around?
    just
    give me the grease
    i’m homeward bound
    [guess who just got a rhyming dictionary!]

  8. Jeff G. says:

    Dr House wins Emmys for being just like Rush.

    But then, he’s complex.

  9. takeshi kovacs says:

    I had one kidney stone, years ago, I’ve
    never been shot or stabbed before;
    talked with people, it’s actually worse, and I only had percocet
    for the pain,

  10. Ella says:

    jcw46,
    I think I’m young enough to be one of the young people you’re talking to (29 next week – am I old yet?). And his drug use never particularly bothered me, and not because I’m a drug legalization fiend. I’ve never tried any drugs of any kind (aspirin excepted, and one misguided Benadryl experiment during a nasty chest cold). I’ve never even had a drink of alcohol. (Baptist tea-totalling OUTLAW!) But Rush never bothered me.

    I am about 75% certain that my grandmother is addicted to painkillers. She has a medicine cabinet full of Oxycotin, Vicodin, Demerol, tons of others. She’s had chronic pain for decades; her back was broken twice, she’s had numerous surgeries, and the side effects of some other medications have left her with terrible cramps in her legs that stiffen her muscles. She slams back fistfuls of pills that would knock me over and doesn’t even blink. But she’s also not going to steal my VCR to get a fix, and she’s not doing it for the rush. If anyone cut her off, she’d probably just be sad that she had to handle the pain unaided.

    Addiction is bad, but there are differences in situations. I have no sympathy for junkies. Not a whit. I have much compassion for people like Rush and like my grandmother who have pain and maybe lean a little too heavily on chemicals. Who am I to judge that? I think most people would be understanding of that, or at least I’d like to think most people would.

  11. Jaibones says:

    “The truth is, lack of clear leadership is exactly what the GOP needs right now.”

    And that surely is the truth. Leaders? We don’t need no stinking leaders. STFU and vote.

  12. Ella says:

    Yeah, but Dr House helps people and he’s cool and snarky. And he’s thin. And I don’t think he was ever a smoker. Can Rush claim any of that?

  13. McGehee says:

    My take on Limbaugh’s oxycontin thing was to note a difference between people who become addicted by accident to a drug that was prescribed to them by a doctor, and people who become addicted to stuff made out of furniture polish and drain cleaner in an abandoned house trailer out in the sticks somewhere.

    I didn’t get a lot of repeat business on that question.

  14. Cowboy says:

    jcw46:

    Good post–without pain meds, my days would be very, very dark.

  15. guinsPen says:

    Dibs on Mickey.

  16. Seth says:

    Pain meds are a God send. Try recovering from hernia surgery without them. Or, worse still, knee surgery. You’ll try to be tough for about two hours, then you’ll be filling the perscription.

    And yes, the stuff is wicked addictive. That’s why you titrate off them.

  17. guinsPen says:

    Myrtle Turtle?

  18. mesablue says:

    What is this place?

    How did I get here?

  19. Andrew the Noisy says:

    Dunno.

    But S.E. Cupp is kind of a hottie. Saw her on Red Eye. Rowr.

  20. pdbuttons says:

    i got a rhyme time dictionary
    looking up urt
    i can be obnoxiuos
    i love this site
    hem
    haw…
    outlaw

  21. pdbuttons says:

    whoo hoo
    u punk ass hair shirt
    bring ya hula skirt
    perry mason was a pervert

    and so say all of us
    and so say all of us

  22. Dan Collins says:

    @mesablue: Crap. I was gonna say that.

  23. blankminde says:

    Their goals are clear, but I don’t really see what conservative leaders anyone should be looking at. That is probably because we aren’t choosing our leaders from the bottom and elevating them to greatness based on ability and clarity of message. We’re choosing our leaders based on editorials and news reports given by people that want us wandering in the political wasteland. Let’s keep following their advice…its been going swimmingly these last few years.

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